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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
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people saying this is AI have clearly never been to Mombasa
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mr online
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@KTDATea
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KTDA POSITION STATEMENT ON THE ELECTION OF JOHN CHEBOCHOK SS A DIRECTOR OF TEGAT TEA FACTORY.
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suhayl
2 years
if you eat the lollipop in kenya unaamka na huko gachie, naked.
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Paris 🇫🇷 someone try this in the UK💀
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
2 years
If alchemist wants to come back they should have a ring and we be choosing two random white people to fight every night.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
18 days
From Kenya, to Uganda, to Bangladesh, to Palestine, to Haiti, to Yemen and across the globe. A win for the people is a win for the world. Solidarity with everyone resisting oppression & tyranny. 🤍🤍
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
3 years
state of the nation in summary.
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suhayl
1 year
ok what was the reason for this picture 😂😂😂
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
1 year
80 percent of pharmacists at hospitals not qualified
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
4 years
“Thanks baba kahush” 😂
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
3 years
The revolution will be in Dubai.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
1 year
I hope these kids found their parents but tushajua aliyemwelekeza mwingine wakapotea 😂😂
@TheKaslim
Kaslim
2 years
Stranded kids were found and taken to Total Donholm police station. Share till parents are found.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
1 year
Statehouse workers being forced to sing golden bells, kabla ya kupanga line ya lunch
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
4 years
Trying to leave Sarit Center
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
2 years
Miguna miguna when mikono mikono walks in
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
1 month
me behind faith odhiambo at central today.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
2 months
high time medical workers put out a collective statement withdrawing service from members of the forces. #RejectFinanceBill2024
@LarryMadowo
Larry Madowo
2 months
Police arrest paramedics in Nairobi live on CNN despite identifying themselves. We saw police beat some of them up
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
4 years
It’s v important as we engage in discourse on decolonization to realize the coloniality that dominates hair politics. In slave (colonized) societies black folk hair would be shaven as an action of submission - and school rules remind us of this ephemera of colonial subjugation.
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I felt his pain😭
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
3 years
@kiandre_23 @TheMaxyNe The grandma and the one who shouted “you need to leave” we’re ready to fight.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
4 years
Since the curfew in Kenya was ordered @NPSOfficial_KE have killed: 1. Yassin Moyo 2. Khamis Juma 3. Calvince Omondi 4. David Kiiru 5. Peter Gacheru 6. Eric Ngethe 7. Idris Mukolwe 8. Ramadhan Juma 9. John Muli 10. Ibrahim Onyango And countless others @MissingVoicesKE
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
3 years
In the past 48 hours 3 young men have been killed by the NPS. Why don’t you give us a composition on that?
@DCI_Kenya
DCI KENYA
3 years
Six mortar bombs were this morning discovered by fishermen, who were on a fishing expedition in Lake Victoria. The fishermen had cast their nets in the still waters of the world’s second largest fresh water lake, in the hope of a handsome catch.
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suhayl
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“So now Harry, what will you say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me”
@ndtv
NDTV
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Queen Elizabeth To Send TV Message Hours Before Harry's Tell-All Interview
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suhayl
4 years
umetaste enjoyment, but can you taste food?
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
5 years
Aiii Kwani it’s been written by Samurai Jack?
@chegewagithinji
Deluxe car hire Kenya
5 years
Shida ya Moses kuria huwa nini🤣🤣🤣
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
4 years
After this pandemic normalize beating politicians and throwing trash at them during public engagements
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
4 years
Kenya safe for tourists but not for citizens.
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
4 years
Kenya safe for tourists: Uhuru
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
15 days
“Amekufa” 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
@odedanilo
Danilo
17 days
‘We are pleased to inform you’ ‘Congratulations’ ‘Your application is approved’ 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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suhayl
5 years
Remove that archaic airport name and call it Eliud Kipchoge International Airport Jomo wasted our time and resources and never achieved national unity like my president #Eliud159
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suhayl
3 years
I hate this app cause everyone’s tweeting jokes and you think you’re all procrastinating together, but these folks on here are working and finishing their shit, while you stay laughing with deadlines on your neck.
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suhayl
2 years
POV: You walk into parliament
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suhayl
1 year
president @WilliamsRuto you’re not taxing music equipment hard enough.
@kanzutheartist
Kanzu
1 year
Kanzu - CARRIE WAHU MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW! 🇰🇪 Shukran to my homies for coming through ❤️🙏🏿
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suhayl
1 year
remember that mzungu who was kidnapped but then was found at a club in kinoo 😂😂
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
2 years
Africans watching people leave twitter because of bad leadership
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suhayl
1 year
Ruto weaponizing pan-African language while he’s opening up Kenya to imperialist brute forces and killing his own people through western imposed financial conditionalities & austerity measures, is utter performance.
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
1 year
Kenya's president calls on African countries to stop using the US dollar in trade amongst themselves.
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suhayl
2 years
“it’s unusual for the virus to spread outside west and central Africa” lmao one thing about global public health is that the language of racism is within its fabric.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
4 years
Is this country on crack? Why has the Kenya Meat Commission been transferred from the ministry of agriculture to the ministry of defense?
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suhayl
4 years
Me after trying to watch all my class conferences before an exam
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suhayl
4 years
Nairobi tailors aren’t taking notes, you ask to look like Michelle you end up looking like Museveni and his oversized suits.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
3 years
Me walking out of Swarovski at yaya with a diamond in my mouth.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
25 days
Ruto has not proved his dissolution of cabinet by an official gazette notice, NHIF not re-instated, housing levy still haunting us, Kenyans still being abducted & killed and the political class is still infantilizing gen-z protestors & using infiltrators to try break the protests
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
2 years
We as an institution are engaging with relevant authorities to ensure Queen Elizabeth’s body has a suitable compartment within our main hall. We continue to condole with the British people and invite them to see our empty museums, because they stole everything.
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suhayl
3 years
“liked your tweet” homie just kiss me already
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
3 years
To withdraw 209,000/- from M-changa you have to pay 9,097/-. Welcome to the predatory fundraising industrial complex.
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suhayl
3 years
When you live in Kenya but your father is a politician
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suhayl
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You can always retake a unit but can’t retake enjoyment.
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suhayl
1 year
sorry but this painting is making me side with russia
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Vionna
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What are these being painted here?🥴
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suhayl
4 years
Uhuru jumping on COVID relief loans and grants once they hit CBK
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suhayl
3 years
“We were using Spotify since 2018 so me sijui what’s the big deal” ok great, let’s get you a seat at the office of the president.
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@BiancaNaom1
Bianca™
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President William Ruto's safety is our number one priority, and cost should never be a point of concern! If you are doubting, look at Iran; they just lost their president because he was using an old presidential jet, probably manufactured in the 1960s! We would rather hire an
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suhayl
2 months
the same tactics of humiliation and abuse witnessed in this video are the same tactics used by teachers within kenyan public education institutions especially primary & high school. there’s a lot to say about the similarities of ke education system and policing.
@C_NyaKundiH
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
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Police interrogating Ian Njoroge, the man who beat a police officer. Video via @Jackie_Arkle
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suhayl
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the peace they keep talking about is the peace of the ruling class & elite. the poor & working class kenyans are not living in peace, they are killed, abducted and tortured by police daily. is that the peace you speak off?
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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There’s no peace in Sudan today, in some of our neighbouring countries there are serious challenges. Let us not undermine the peace and stability of our country ~ Musalia Mudavadi, Prime Cabinet Secretary #EmpoweringCBET
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4 years
Loool there’s a curfew! Whose going to see it 😭
@BD_Africa
BusinessDaily
4 years
We are beaming messages of hope, gratitude and encouragement on Nation Centre for the next four nights, starting tonight. Catch the official launch on the #NTVJioni bulletin on @ntvkenya now! Stream: #KomeshaCorona #ThankYouFrontliners
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suhayl
3 months
that’s such a class 1 come back 😭😭
@EstherPassaris
Esther Muthoni Passaris
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Kamau when you point a finger; you point three at yourself. If your leaders are clowns; why not step up and offer yourself for leadership? Even in our darkest moments we hold together for a better tomorrow. #StrongerTogether #happylaborday2024
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suhayl
3 years
I remember growing up in Africa I didn’t have a lot of exposure to English but one day I heard “baby boy” on the community radio and it helped me learn English since it’s the only song with all the 26 alphabets. I am, because Beyoncé.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
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please amplify: innocent civilians are being illegally detained at central police station, with possible movement to other unknown areas. they have been denied legal access as @LawSocietyofKe has been denied to see them. #RutoMustGo #FreeSharon and all detained protestors.
@JamesKWaNjeri
🇰🇪 James WaNjeri
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It’s 8:10pm and we are still not being allowed into the Central Police Station. We have also seen some of the arrested protestors being loaded into a police truck for a destination that we don’t know. The truck is GKA099T
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3 years
One thing y’all have allowed all these restaurants to do is sell us one chicken wing as two.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
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but when msa people tell you, you call them lazy
@aIIegoricaI
Adam James Pollock
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Normalise sitting outside the café all day and not really doing anything
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suhayl
1 year
gachagua is so unpredictable like one day he’ll just come out and say “paint your doors with blood, the locusts are coming”
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
2 years
As an African I have to ask, is Britain ready for democracy?
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suhayl
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LOL they took these mean to guard US occupation & property. Kenya truly is an annex of the American empire.
@KinyanBoy
Kenya West
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Haiti: Kenyan commandos are guarding the American embassy in Tabarre, Friday, July 5.
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suhayl
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I’ve just remembered the time a lecturer went round putting marks on our books and I didn’t have a book, so he put a 0 on my hand. Everyday I just remember
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
3 years
Yeah wave 3 of police brutality.
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suhayl
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they closed uhuru park & put a perimeter wall around freedom corner to restrict a key protest meeting point. sasa town mzima ni meeting point. truly beautiful scenes!
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suhayl
2 years
as at today, we have cleared space within the archeology unit to display our newest find. the britani-pithecus that we found in the ruins of the British countryside: balmoral. the installation will be opened in November 2022 at the national museums.
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2 years
this is slavery masked as ‘rehabilitation’. The rates range between 10 and 20 cents per day, which in itself is in contravention to kenya’s wage laws and working ethics. additionally, the prisons rely on the precarized mass underclass to ensure free labor.
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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Furniture made by inmates at the Kenya Prisons Showroom
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suhayl
2 years
InshAllah under communism IEBC will be turned into a shawarma joint.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
4 years
This is the headline they’ve been dying to write.
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suhayl
5 years
You can’t do this nonsense at Burna’s concerts
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suhayl
5 years
I feel like Patience Ozokwor should come in black panther 2 as killmomgers mother to avenge her sons death!
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suhayl
4 years
We really must fight for free education in Kenya. From primary to university!
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
17 days
the police didn’t start being bad in 2024. they exist to be bad. this is 2020
@InsecurityKE
InsecurityKE
4 years
UPDATE: Huruma station police threw teargas into a house where a 2 month old baby slept. The baby is currently admitted in hospital & needs breathing support. The parents have been denied an OB number. @IPOA_KE @IG_NPS @NPSOfficial_KE @FredMatiangi
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suhayl
4 years
LoL seeing those twitter bullies who trashed Elsa and are now under her replies asking for shoutouts and laughing is just full circle fr
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suhayl
5 years
Sounds like a huduma namba person problem
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
5 years
You will now pay rent for MPs' homes
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suhayl
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brother in islam, look what your counterparts are doing.
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suhayl
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If you think Eliud Kipchoge won that race primarily because of his shoes pls unfollow and block me back We don’t tolerate Eliud slander on this timeline!!
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suhayl
2 years
regardless of support for different factions, ableism always becomes the default and is justified as opposition, critique or jokes. this is harmful & derogatory in many ways, but at the end of the day, junior will not see that but your disabled followers/friends will.
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Crying 😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
hao wazungu wangojee vile sisi hungojea visa.
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@GiladMillo
GILAD
8 months
In Hebrew KENYA means 'Nest of God' ❤️ #PrayForIsrael 🇮🇱
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suhayl
2 years
lmaooo the way things are looking maybe sisi ndio tutazimiwa twitter 😭
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suhayl
3 years
uhm I have none and pledge to continue having none. Where my award at?
@realDailyWire
Daily Wire
3 years
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Receive Environmental Award for Pledging to Have Only Two Children
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suhayl
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Zarina Patel would have loved this, she protected this space so the people would have public spaces to mourn, share joy, hold each other and love while fighting for each other and their country. I wish you were here to see this🕯️🤍
@omwambaKE
Omwamba 🇰🇪
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HAPPENING NOW Honouring Fallen Soldiers at Jevanjee Right Now!
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suhayl
5 years
The only BBI I know is the Bad Bitch Initiative
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suhayl
6 months
performative politics is so funny cause there’s no accountability being called for on why there’s a LPG processing plant in the midst of a residential area, calls for MOH to investigate the health risks, mitigation measures to support residents, it’s all just to be seen.
@EstherPassaris
Esther Muthoni Passaris
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Cutting my committee meeting short to help with Embakasi fire tragedy relief efforts.
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suhayl
3 years
@Canduh_ Honey and Doghoghio 💀
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suhayl
4 years
Please divest from this rhetoric that Kenyans have not been fighting and protesting Extra judicial killings in Kenya, THEY HAVE, you just haven’t been paying attention. #AmINext #EndPoliceBrutalityKE
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Dr Ken Walibora did revolutionary work through his book “Kidagaa kimemwozea” introducing young minds (as it was/is a set-book in Kenyan secondary schools) to colonialism, racism, dictatorship, radical love and the chronic toll of classism and inequality (wage labor)
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suhayl
3 years
Imagine stealing and election and not even living up to see the remaining term. Embarrassing.
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suhayl
1 year
once this is all done, we must commend and acknowledge Julius Kamau — a hawker in town — whose protest has been consistent and regardless of numbers, he makes his voice heard. he is always being arrested but remains steadfast to the struggle.
@InformAction_KE
InformAction Kenya
1 year
Inhuman or degrading treatment and other forms of abuse perpetrated by the police against a peaceful protestor is deeply troubling. Such actions not only undermine democratic principles but also erode public trust in law enforcement. @IPOA_KE @IG_NPS @DPPS_KE @cff_kenya
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suhayl
5 years
Why haven't they been teargaassed?
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
5 years
Happening now: Governors, Senators and MCAs march to Supreme Court in a bid to seek advisory opinion following a division of revenue row
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suhayl
5 years
Owner wa J’s reviewing the CCTV footage before posting
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suhayl
4 years
Remember when you were told if you were a prefect in high school you can add it to your CV and it’ll open doors 😭
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1 year
it’s utterly disgusting and performative how gok have access/records of all living victims of colonial violence and MauMau veterans yet they only use them as a taxidermic experiment to parade them to achieve ultra & ethno nationalist score points, instead of actual compensation.
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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Mukami Kimathi Burial Service: Mau Mau veterans enjoy a traditional song.
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@ibnalyyaman
suhayl
3 years
On the 27th March 2021, we mark one year since over 100 Kenyans were abused by the state, over 21 Kenyans were killed including our dearest Yassin Moyo all on one night. #CurfewInKenya
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suhayl
3 years
they should run him his cheque!
@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
They’re actually doing what the TikTok guy suggested on the Express Way. 💉💉💉💉.
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How can you claim you are against the exploitation of workers yet here you are ordering food while it’s raining and expecting a rider who gets less that 2% of the cost of the food you’ve ordered to bring the food with no delays!
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suhayl
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protestors must be peaceful, protestors must stope protesting by 6:00pm. protestors must be non-violent. BUT the police can kill on impulse, the police can follow you to your home and kill you, teargas you & water canon you in your home. the police can do whatever they want.
@KaniniWainaina
Joan Kanini
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The most traumatic night for the children in Zimmerman, Githurai 44, Mirema & it's environs
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suhayl
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there’s no actual justification to the use of all this extreme & lethal force, additionally this is absolute waste of state resources.
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
1 year
Azimio Leader Raila Odinga and his entourage teargassed as they left Serena Hotel
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suhayl
3 years
Your president knows, your hustler man knows, your twitter politicians know, the IGP and everyone else knows. Making Kenyans sleep in their cars in the midst of rain, cold and a pandemic is not isolated, it has been concocted by government as a whole.
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suhayl
2 years
strathmore’s dress code isn’t about uniformity or grooming professionalism, it’s deeply rooted in colonial aesthete & white gaze, but more importantly in misogyny and racism. no one cares about how you dress in white collar corporate kenya. and don’t piss me off with wanton takes
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