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Just got prescribed some new mental health meds so I’m gonna be spending more money on mental health meds and that means I need more money.
Please consider buying one of my shirts, they’re on SALE!
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a show that started *the same year as The Office* and features characters who are *deliberately the worst humans to ever be featured on a mainstream TV show* is still producing new episodes.
Mindy Kaling Says
#TheOffice
Is ‘So Inappropriate Now’ and Couldn’t Be Made Today: Most Characters ‘Would Be Canceled’
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I'd like to point something out here. This is the reaction that *a vast majority* of normal people who have been properly socialized in modern society react to the news that a friend has transitioned. The problem is that the media has given an outsized megaphone to violent bigots
random text from the guys I used to play league with five years ago
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I am a shift manager at a McDonald's and we've been throwing out the Szechuan sauce because we're bigger fans of Bojack Horseman.
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When I was an extra on Grown Ups 2, a crew member yelled at me for getting in line for dinner (“crew eats before extras”) so Adam Sandler told him off and said, and I quote “I paid for all of this & the extras have been here just as long as you have today so they can eat first.”
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Instead of talking about Hulk Hogan appearing at the RNC, we should talk about Stone Cold giving his chicken a bath.
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let the tortured spirits who peer through your windows and wail in agony inside this winter.
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There is quite literally not a funnier possible outcome from the Twitter Files fiasco, which centered primarily in Twitter deliberately “censoring” news, than Elon Musk making it impossible to find the “reporting” because he’s in a fight with a reporter he fed the files to.
Matt Taibbi’s Twitter Files tweets haven’t been deleted but it appears Twitter is blocking users from searching for any and all of his posts (including his Twitter Files tweets)
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Arctic Monkeys new record tracklist is pretty great
Oi You Wankers
It's Called Aluminium
Hopping the Lift to me Mate's Flat
Blimey, it's Almost Time for Black Mirror
I Fink that Lorry Driver's a Fink
Are You 'Avin a Laugh?
Meet Me at the Tesco
Me Mum Loves the New John Lewis Ad
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Dave Matthews was born in South Africa and has, throughout his life, been a vocal opponent of ethnic and racial discrimination because he saw the worst in humanity during Apartheid. He refused to serve in SA’s military!
Musician Dave Matthews protesting against Netanyahus visit: "I'm ashamed that my tax dollars are going to the brutalising of an entire people"
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Hard to believe that little orange guy there is the director of “Infinity Pool.”
David Cronenberg & Clive Barker on the set of "Nightbreed" (1990).
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My scene got cut (apparently it’s in the deleted scenes on the blu ray?) but at least I got that (and overage pay.)
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People seem to be misinterpreting this Tweet to somehow be an indictment of IASIP – please, stop replying to me to tell me that It's Always Sunny is a funny show. I know it is.
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@ghostcat4ever
@harvardgraduat
@PleaseBeGneiss
I showed this tweet to my wife and she said “leave one, Cinderella style.”
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This guy in Melania's mentions who is DESPERATELY trying to explain that she tweeted "11/7/1941" because she used "European Date Format" is a perfect example of the current state of political discourse.
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This doesn't make any sense. This isn't restoring a photo, it's adding a bunch of unrelated information on top of it. Why did it curl his mustache? That's quite literally not "restoring" the photo, it's just making guesses as to what might've been there.
9 wild examples of why everyone's buzzing about
@Magnific_AI
👇
1. Vintage Photo Restoration
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1.) you've probably met/interacted with a trans person and not realized it
2.) nothing about your life changes because a trans person identifies authentically
3.) trans people deserve the right to live as their true selves
4.) trans people owe you nothing
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One last thought: The premiere of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is closer in time to the premiere of The Simpsons than it is to today. Alright, gonna mute the thread have a good one!
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If anyone who follows me knows Sufjan Stevens, please show him this thanks
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In Elementary School, I had straight As all 4 years except for Penmanship and I missed out on getting a President's Educational Award because of it. I was devastated. Now I don't even know if people *learn* cursive anymore.
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If Donald Trump doesn’t get indicted every few weeks he gets sick like E.T.
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What I don't understand from the antiv*xx people is like, what do they want? They basically won. The vaccine isn't mandatory. Tons of people have been allowed to die of COVID who otherwise might not have. What is left to debate about?
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It’s pretty funny that there are exactly three different lyrics in this song and right wingers just straight up ignore the other two.
Listening to rage against the machine for 20 years thinking they’re mad at the government for making small business owners pay a minimum wage
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I’ve been going on about this for YEARS and people said I was mad!!!!
Amazon billed its "Just Walk Out" stores as some triumph of AI. In reality, it was powered by thousands of low-paid Indian workers manually adding up items in your cart as you shopped.
How insanely dystopian.
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@ThatSamWinkler
@plentyofalcoves
What’s amazing is that the name is there the whole time but I only noticed it on my second watch
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I bet the
@GameOfThrones
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@CulperAgent355
@KendraWrites
@aaronjcarpenter
That's only true if you think our flag and military represent police brutality and racism.
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If you didn’t root for Carmen Sandiego to get away, you’re a cop.
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@Forbes
The last time Forbes was this slow to report on a story, the entire financial system in the US collapsed.
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Mr. Peanut was a real nasty freak. Simply a master of being hornt. Pouring out a big jar of chunky PB for this filthy boi.
#RIPeanut
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In any other timeline, Heinz making a limited-edition ketchup bottle that's supposed to look like ED SHEERAN'S SKIN would've been a far bigger story.
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This has to be one of the most belittling job application rejection form emails I’ve ever gotten.
Feels like they’re talking to me like a baby!
Extra insulting because it was a copywriting job and this copy is awful.
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It's wild that Johnson & Johnson is getting sued because their Talcum Powder (allegedly) causes cancer, so they simply *broke off Talcum Powder into its own separate company* that they're trying to declare bankruptcy on so they don't have to pay out the settlements.
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I am saddened to report that Rick & Morty fans take the internet very seriously
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Everyone at my store location agrees that Pickle Rick was gross & bad and Rick and Morty has jumped the shark. Sauce for Bojack fans only.
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@RileyCNBC
@bchesky
This company spent the past decade spending millions lobbying local governments to undermine renters' rights rules so property owners could transform their unrented inventory into unregulated hotels while ripping off customers. All investment is a risk. He's still rich. Boo hoo.
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[Most days of the year]
Me: I swear I will never sing “Crank That Soulja Boy.”
[At a party when “Crank That Soulja Boy” comes on]
Me:
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@coolp1np
@nuns_on_film
This is the kind of person who wins advertising awards even though they don't work in advertising and gets front-page AdWeek writeups where they call him like, "The Peter Pan of the Pandemic"
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Congrats to Martellus Bennett and Devin McCourty and any of the other Patriots who actually care about social justice.
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Oh dang y’all really like this story. Follow me for more tweets and also go read my John Wick review:
Did you see
@JohnWickMovie
this weekend? What did you think?
Here’s my review for
@AIPTcomics
:
#JohnWick4
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Disney hedging their bets by firing Gina Carano the same weekend that they recast Kellyanne Conway as a fun-loving stage mom.
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@RaxKingIsDead
What does having a lemon tree in your apartment have to do with being outdoorsy... or well dressed? "Because I'm always wearing jeans, people assume I don't like to read books, but jokes on them – I've got a television and a Blu Ray player."
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@johnjism
@DanCamp87
@Eve6
"My stroke game is weak but at least I'm paying $8 a month to make sure Eve 6 sees my tweets."
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We've become so normalized to gun violence that a school shooting where 2 people were killed and 19 injured barely registers above "Spice World"'s 20th anniversary and just below "National Pie Day," which doesn't exist.
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Saw this ad for a pizza place on Cape Cod called Pizza Shark the other day and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.
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#Sondheim90Concert
has everything. Late curtain, Raul Esparza in a little square on the bottom of the screen as Stephen Schwartz plays, the director talking on the public stream, Esparza coming back muted before it crashes. Shut Up magazine called it an “absolute clusterfuck.”
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I feel like there's never been an equivalent of this in the tech world. Just VC guys repeatedly showing people the broken output of their projects and people going "please this isn't good enough stop showing it to me" and other investors just giving the first guy money.
Insane! 🤯
@LumaLabsAI
Dream Studio clips can be infinitely long by grabbing the last frame & generating a follow up clip.
Unlike most other AI video tools that loose quality & morph; Dream Studio just keeps it going forever. This is 14 continuous clips.
Sound up 🆙🔊🔊
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Pat Tillman was murdered by his squadmates because he was planning on reporting them for war crimes and he would fundamentally oppose the jingoistic way his name and image are used by the NFL and US Military.
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The "Welcome to Jurassic Park" scene, but with the title music from the Jurassic Park (1993) Gameboy game.
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Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman's lawyers are going to have a field day deciding who gets to keep which Hurdy Gurdys.
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Lol. Lmao. Holy Shit.
Today's newsletter is about the joy of Twitter - and how every single action that Musk has taken since buying the website has shown how little he understands how the site works and why people use it.
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Pretty funny that this ended up at Marshall’s before the truck actually was commercially available
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Oh wow, you didn’t like Oasis? You liked another band from England around the same time? Good for you. You want a fuckin biscuit? That’s what they call cookies there.
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@KimKardashian
let me add. I acknowledge that you have a separate opinion from your husband but you are a queen, get that man in line.
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NEW RULE: If your company was so bad at managing its own assets that you needed a $25,000,000,000 federal bailout, then you don't get to be cute about the way your customers choose to spend their money.
[Chase deleted the tweet, but screencaps are forever]
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Oh yeah I love Sorkin. Sorkin on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze.
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A new Tony Hawk game but all you’re doing is going around to different places and having people ask if you’re Tony Hawk and then you tweet about it.
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@brockwilbur
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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Shocked that there’s an event called Skeleton at the
#WinterOlympics
that has nothing at all to do with playing your own ribs as a xylophone.
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Remember how Taylor kept her music off Spotify & everyone was like "Wow Queen, fighting for the little artists!" and then they agreed to pay her more so now she's doing her album release party through Spotify even though the platform just demonetized thousands of small artists?
Poems on display at Taylor Swift’s “Tortured Poets Department” Los Angeles library installation.
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Okay so I got a few details wrong.
Shot/chaser.
@washingtonpost
sanitizing people intent on overthrowing the government. Vile.
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Hey man remember when you wrote a bunch of speeches that claimed Iraq absolutely had WMDs and set into motion a war that killed at least a million Iraqi civilians and has cost the US over a Trillion (with a T) in military spending?
Someday, somebody needs to write a doctoral dissertation on how and why so many on the Bernie Sanders campaign team ended up on the far right of American politics, and so many on the Mitt Romney team ended up on the center left.
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This guy really came to the Karaoke Bar dressed as the Sunfly Karaoke Bug and honestly we have no choice but to stan.
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Once a week some absolute rando with 150 followers gets 35K RTs for something like "Damn I had no idea that there were birds that can SWIM???" even though all their other tweets are exclusively about eugenics.
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If Elon Musk sees this tweet he should know that I am now a tech reporter, so if he wants to “leak” those texts with Taibbi to me, I’m sure it’ll “totally” make him look bad. 👀
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As weird and awful as these deliberately bad "cooking" videos are, I think that people getting *massive* internet followings simply for *responding* to these videos might be the actual lowest and lifeforms in this whole viral ecosystem. Low effort, not funny. Just talking?
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