Some days I'm a super bitch 😠
Up to my old tricks😼
But it won't last forever💁
Next day I'm your Supergirl💪
Out to save the world💃
And it keeps gettin' better👌
Starbucks Barista: Your fly is down...
Me: Oh I know. My dick's too big for these shorts. Plus, it's like really hot outside.
Barista: 😐
Me: I don't need a receipt 😉
I was going say the one thing
@nicolepbrooks
has is nerve, but apparently I was blocked before being talked about, so. Have a great rest of your life Nicole. I've wasted far too much time on you.