The Life of Ryan Tanaka
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Formula One, Mbare Grand Prix - Harare, Zimbabwe. Sponsored by Econet Wireless.
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Vigie and Makd being told about Jesus:
"Yes, tirikuzvinzwa, but anozadza HICC here?"
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Haa ndafunga kure😆, guys it's time to get married.
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Imi, pepsi iri kuitwa dollar hobho ndoino advertiswer naMessi na Pogba?
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Everytime I see someone's post with 49 likes, I quickly like it to make it 50, because academically I understand.
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Networth,
Was $2
Now $1.50
Gangster razorohwa nenzara ratenga maheu.
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Nhasi on my way home this guy next to me mukombi had the nerve to say boss ndibatidzireiwo hotspot😆🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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KuPrimary taimboitirwa ma trust issues, kungotenga ne 10 US vakutofonera vabereki.
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Gents, she turns 10 in a few months. 🤗Just be happy you witnessed it, the greatest edition.
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Tazogara mpfanha uyu played his role so well zvekuti ndaitoda kupinda muTV macho kunomumamisa ndega😂🙌🏿.
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I lost much from my recent post, and I might lose more, but I gained a follow from Shadaya, that's a positive.
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Kutaura fair chaiko muno MuZimbabwe takangogarira Winky D chete otherwise dai takabuda kudhara.
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Winky D dissed Holy Ten❌
Winky D addressed Holy Ten's stupid shenanigans✅
Stop spreading false headlines, Winky D is not that childish, ndibaba vedu.
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You didn't get it ka? Yeah, Maths dzakazoenderera mberi pawakadzisiira paye😂😂.
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Joseph at Tinashe Mugabe's DNA Show after being told mwana ndewe Holy Spirit.
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Bhanditi Rebirth! What's popping ma niqqas!
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Vapfanha vema Arts havanyatsoziva pain yekuzo realiser kuti calculator yairi pa Radian wabuda mu exam reMaths😩.
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But pafair chaipo chaipo, handisati ndamboona monya rinonyatsofunga hangu.
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Zvimapart 1 zvepa boarding house yandikugara ndazvinzwa zvichindinyeya hanzi idzi dzine addiction yedoro😩😂, then I looked at myself, still in church clothes but ndakabata empty re Zambezi🙌🏿, I need to change.
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Pane mwana akanopenga mugomo after amwa kambwa!
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Most of us in Zimbabwe are very poor, you're just one calamity away from finding out how poor you are. Medical bills for example, having access to basic life saving facilities, chimborwarirwa uone kuti a quality life goes far beyond kuswera muJam Tree nekuenda kuVictoria Falls,
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Hautaure patinotaura kana usina kumboshandisa kanhu aka😂👍🏿.
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"Man to Maan, pakuda man to maaan🎶🎶"
CID Homicide:
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Yah, kubika rice ne gas is a skill worth mentioning paCV😂🙌🏿.
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Wigs are supposed to enhance beauty, vamwe venyu makungopfeka to confirm gender😭😆😆.
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You haven't seen this one.
The most careless father in the history of television
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(18:45) Munyah: "Buda ndiri paGate penyu"
(23:05):👱🏾♀️"Ooh sorry ndanga ndichibika"
(23:06) Munyah: "Buda ndichiripo"
(06:00)👱🏾♀️: "Gud morning babe ndakazobatwa nehope ndatoona message yako izvozvi"
(06:01) Munyah: "Kana neni ndakazobatwa nehope, buda ndichiri paGate penyu"
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When you see your side chick coming in with her Savanah squad.
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Morning guys, once again, to all the Ndebele folks, I'm truly sorry.
I was very wrong, I didn't consider how you would feel as a community and I most definitely went overboard. I might not understand your anger entirely but I'm very sorry.
I truly am🙏🏿.
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99% yemakonzo emuZimbabwe haisati yambodya cheese😭, haa pakashata🤣.
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Senyika trust yamurikupanana pakusaverengerana change yemabond ndiri kuifarira, keep it up👏🏿!
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Which GOAT had the best performance at the Sunshine City Fest?
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Imi, woman on top haizi satanism here, mashura api iwawo kuti gomba rinochera piki?
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PaNust pane kamwe kababy kamurungu kamupart one, she always walks alone, has lunch alone. I thought she doesn't like people, or vamwe vake vanomu segregator or something. I was wrong.
Turns out😂😂, tisuwo zvedu tetisingade zvekutaura chirungu, she's very nice.
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Why is Wicknell mocking my former school Gokomere? 😂😭
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Tikadyiwa ne Newcastle munditake namabwe!
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Mapurisa etraffic haana time yekuchecker fake money, what you do with this information is up to you.
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People who joined E-creator yesterday accepting their "Idiot of the Year" awards later on this year🤣.
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Morning Morning, pamanga makarara idzi dzagohwesa freekick munandi😩.
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Doro rine distinction pa percentage, handibati😆🙌🏿.
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"Ndipe plastic ndikugadzirire Airforce izvezvi uwone."
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One of the most dangerous games in the world.
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But MaZimbo makaoma, makambofananidza 4 rand ne 5 rand ka imi🤣🙌🏿
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Zvivindi zveku kompeya Winky D ne that other guy munozviwanepi?
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Lewis Hamilton shopping for helmets at Mbare Musika before the Sprint.
Formula One, Mbare Grand Prix - Harare, Zimbabwe. Sponsored by Econet Wireless.
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Kuona blaz ava mumba haizi horror, problem inozotanga kana vadisappear😹.
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The pain that comes with giving away clean dollars is unmatched😭.
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Imi, tingati vafana vari kurova chikoro ava kana kuti Zimsec yapussa?
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*Wapedza kubika here mwanangu?"
"Ehe mhamha"
"Chigeza uende ku boyfriend yako kukutonhora uku🙌🏿"
It's that simple.
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Vapfanha vetrading vanoita sekuti vari muclass yavo ukanzwa vachitaura zvana deriv nana stop loss, apa vakangofananawo nesu hedu vana vaMwos😂🤣🤣.
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Achadzoka, unlike your breasts.
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Guys let's be clear on one thing, beer remubhodhoro rinonaka kupfuura nemucan, ndizvoka?
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This is your incoming Nust SRC President, unonovhota pakanzi Ryan Tanaka, Zicosu. Change is fucken coming!
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Yah, Zambezi ratoorekuti for every 3 quarts wotenga roll rematissue🤣.
Ndakuita zveHeineken hangu🙌🏿.
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Muridzi waro anorigeza pekupedzesera kuitira kuti mvura isasvibe, iwe busy kuridya zvako.
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Them: Haubve paTwitter, don't you have a job?
Me at Work:
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There was a country yainzi Zaire, yakaendepi?
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The next time you meet a rude cashier muma supermarket umu, musiye abaye zvese zvawatora, wozoti chibvisa ichi, watch her helplessly shout "vooooid!" 😂
Kana vapedza wozoti aah ndazofunga, chiisa😩😆, teach them manners, you are your own boss, not them.
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I went out of line today, I'm sorry Bulawayo🙏🏿.
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So the gay community relies on straight people to produces more gays for them😂?
I think they didn't think this through🤣, kana ka1.
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POV: It's 2060, 82 year old Nelson Chamisa has formed another party and it's called Parliament Champions, shortly after losing a controversial election to Collins Mnangagwa and Zanu PF.
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"Iwe Tinazee imbobuditsa magumbeze ambofurwa nemhepo, angasaita pamuviri? Utsvage musikana futi."
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Kumukira kuridza Awesome God pa bluetooth speaker hakusi kuenda kuchechi Tinashe.
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Vapfanha vasina ma PS nema Xbox padheni pavo marovero avanoita Fifa🙌🏿
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Chero ndiri muhurry yakaita sei, mota handisimudze bluetooth isati yaconnector.
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"Sei uchijamba jamba kana wakarara?"
My dreams😭😆😆:
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Ko MaSatanist amaitaura kuHigh School akazoendepi?
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If I don't marry a Ndebele hun I have failed in life. Ende handisikutaura muShona anogona Ndebele, Bulawayo huns I appreciate you🙌🏿😩.
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Imi, munhu kana ari pa comma anoenda kuperiod here?
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Officer: Wausiri kuona red robot here?
Munyah: Ndariona.
Officer: Saka waregerei kumira?
Munyah : Handina kukuonai shefu.
🤣🤣🤣
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Okay guys handisati ndatanga kunwa so hear me out here,
Number raMaster H na JT raisafanirwa kunzi Nawanadem here pane kuriti Dhanzi?
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