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Now I want patchwork🥰
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Alice Ng'ang'a!!
Alice Ng'ang'a!!
Alice Ng'ang'a!!
Alice Ng'ang'a!!
Alice Ng'ang'a!!
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Osama is NOT one of us. Compromised sell outs can never be allowed back in the camp. Never. And that's on Beasley's grave!!
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State-sanctioned rape? I don't know what's worse; that politicians can have you raped and sodomized for criticizing them or that there's people willing to be paid to do that to someone.
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Hamwelewi maana ya draining the swamp?
If Kalonzo and Martha play their cards well, they have a chance in 2027 to take these guys out.
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1. Serial killers don't kill many people that fast.
2. Some bodies had toothpaste across their eyes.....wonder why?
3. The first murder you people solve is the one where the murderer confesses?! Lmaooooo
4. Watu si wajinga buana!!!
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You guys severely underestimate a man's ability to switch up on you.
please date people who actually love you😟sifurahii sarakasi inaendelea tl
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My daughter is going to be so mad when I name her Dracarys Wanjiku😭
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I need to do shrooms so that I finish this drug exploration phase.
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Men will ask you this and proceed to make you do none😂
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We got to her. We're on the way to the hospital❤️
Can anyone who can reach her check on her?
This is crazy, please don't go through with it.
It's not a bad life just a bad day
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The number of women this man has cheated on me with😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Please don't hit on me. I have a man that loves me very much
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There's a reason Keith tweeted about "fat" women and not "fat" men.
Even when bashing fatness it was always directed to women. Not a single man.
It's called misogyny babes.
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Stop gaslighting people that the only option left is to vote Ruto out in 2027. He's been following the "Musevenism" route. These mps are the same ones who started talking about increasing presidential term limits as soon as parliamentary sessions began. Just stop✋🏼
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Tangu mseme there's no right way to eat a burger, I felt so validated because I eat mine layer by layer
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No one abducted that premolar
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Smoking weed in the balcony with nothing but my panties on...life is good
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I was so buzzed on this day😍
Ladies quote or reply to this tweet with a photo or video of yourself that you think is/was a serve.
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There's something about mirror selfies. Let me see your favourite one
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I feel like I should make this an every Sat-sun thing💓😍
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Kuna video we mbwa
POSITION STATEMENT: Claims of St John Ambulance evacuating members of parliament.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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I can barely see without them
Show us a picture of you wearing glasses because you need them to see
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Nothing has topped the pixie😌
black ppl.. can u quote this with ur fav hairstyle(s) you’ve had
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Post a random picture of you in the Month of October 😍
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The church has not been silent. They've been complicit
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In my next life, I don't think I want to do this human stuff. Lemme be a crocodile or something
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Update: She's alive and will be receiving treatment at a great inpatient mental health facility. Keep her in your prayers though🫶🏼💓. Mental illness doesn't just go away overnight. Thank you for outpouring support and check on your friends. So many tweeps on here are suicidal.
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It's called community, but I dont expect you to understand that because all your friends flaked on special events like attending your birthday
Tunachangia mtu abortion ??lets be real were we there wakikulana?😭😭
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The audacity of people like Osama and Kairo to believe people are doing this because of them. Pto!!!
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22 million men in this country and I'm a hoe for sleeping with two that know each other?
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Ngoja kidogo tu zinableed
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🫡🫡
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This is my original villain story😫😭
What I wanted vs what I got
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Buddy, I think if it worked like that a lot of men would be dead right now
Rape me and I kid you not I’ll give myself 6 months to wait till you forget.
Then I start coming after you
One by one
By one
I’ll kill everything you’ve even ever said hi to
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You want the people bombing gaza, killing people in Congo, and Sudan to come help us?!?!
Tuesday tuko streets!!!
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I always knew my obsession with the hunger games and divergent series would come in handy one day
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Get over your fear of being perceived🫵🏼 because who gives a fuck anyway💞
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Wewe tulia, tukipigania sex workers tutakuita
Yaani mko serious ata hamfikirii kuhusu Tirries Tuesday?
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Mental health will NEVER be an excuse for bad behaviour
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And every single time niliipata right where I drunkenly left it😌>>>>>>>
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if you see this, drop a photo of you that looks like an album cover 💫
photoshop that car out & issa wrap lol
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Countries that report low STD/STI/HIV rates have 2 things in common: comprehensive sexual education and accessible healthcare. Ofc offering sufficient sex-ed discourages risky sexual behaviours. I don't think shaming is full on best for handling this. Shame comes with silence.
Idc what anyone says people should be shamed for sleeping around. Both men AND women. Not only are you putting yourself as an individual in danger, the entire community is at risk as well. Seeing promiscuity being rebranded as 'sexual liberation' is kinda nuts idc.
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Let me hold your hand as I tell you this lightly, the violence that you wish upon police officers, will ultimately have to be brought upon by us. Stop waiting for some sort of karma. When it comes down to it, its gonna be us.
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Huyu amepost anajirusha front line kesho na akona deni yangu😭
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He made me cry🥺 he put me through the mattress and made me see God
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I need someone to zip my dresses and latch my necklaces
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Na mjue khaligraph ni gangsta kwa studio pekee
If you're coming to derail the protests with your lousy security heri ukae nyumbani
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I don't think people do this while naked👀
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I might have just bagged the last real lover boy in this country
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Sasa ukinifuta kazi juu ya kuenda maandamano...si it will only give me more free time to go andamana
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Can I show you guys another one?😂😭 (Promise hakuna kucheka)
This is my original villain story😫😭
What I wanted vs what I got
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Before I go celibate, no ones wants to shower me with love and affection?😂😂
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The one thing I miss about being in a relationship is how consistent sex was
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I think it went well🥰😍
I just cut my hair and the emotional release was something else🥺
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Fr tho. I'll kill you😹
Why do people mistake introverts for “people you can take advantage of?” I’m quiet so I’m an idiot? If only you knew. I’m a serial killer. I’ve said too much.
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Dm if you want me to throw ass in a circle on your face....it might just heal my soul
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In the end, I hope she finds someone that will treat her with genuine love, care, and support
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Introverts tumeenda our one event of the year. Mimi kutoka home tena sasa labda Christmas
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Like this and I'll send you a song that I think matches your aura🤭😚
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Is it?😭😂
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The only way my dad would allow me to go to mootball is if I told him I'm playing😭
#strictdads
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Quote this tweet with your reasons for rejecting the Finance Bill 2024 ndio tukasirike tena. Let's remind ourselves why we got here in the first place. They're trying to weaken the momentum by taking our eyes of the ball.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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You will never see me with any man for the rest of my life!!
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I wish my parents would stop trying to live out their own dreams through me.
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Of course the nigga making jokes about that situation in Mombasa is the one sending unsolicited ugly dick pics on this app. What does he know about consent?!
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If the government wants to meet our leaders so bad, they can call;
1. Vladimir Putin
2. The devil
3. Jacob Juma
Especially since they claim we're funded by Russia and the Illuminati😭😂
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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I don't think you can "believe" in astrology. You either understand it or you don't 😂. There's nothing to "believe" in because its not a belief/faith system
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🤭😭 I'm done with my last exam
I'm an alumni of this school🥳
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Apart from usikimye, please send me organizations that deal with GBV, human rights etc that someone can donate to! Pad drives and school feeding programs as well!
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