Femi Fuse
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“I can’t marry a girl that can’t cook” person weh no get foodstuff
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If you ate this Apple while growing up come and queue here
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New city, new country, new experience.
See what the Lord has done 🇬🇧
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I came
I saw
I mastered!
MSc Business Analytics and Big Data 🎓
Jesus iye 💃🏼
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Graduate of agric but you are buying foodstuff, shame on you😔
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If you are a Nigerian you understand how cricket and rugby works then you are not serious with your life
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My student visa expired today but thank God status has changed
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The way ladies switch from calling you baby to calling your first name is shocking😬
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Hard guy hard guy ordinary scorpion bite you, you dey shout
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Say a little prayer for me , it’s my birthday today🥳🍾🎂💕
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My mother is 50!
We are forever grateful to God for granting us my irreplaceable mother and sustaining her even to witness 5 decades and more. Myself, siblings and Father love you unendingly ❣️🤩😍
#happybirthday
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In 2022 I'm getting a woman even if it means stealing someone's loml
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To think me and my siblings once rotated when to wash plates 🤦
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To avoid any form of surprise bring your food along to my wedding
Ire o
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The branch manager of Zenith Bank that did not allow me to withdraw my remaining 1,200 naira is my flat mate. Abi make i off his heater ni?
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when I'm proposing and i hear anyone shout say yes
i will wipe you USB cord
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Exactly a year ago I landed in this country, within this year I visited four other countries ,met amazing people. For everything I say Tobechukwu you have done it for me🙌. Cheers to more greatness 🥂
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@Morellbaby
Wardrobe wey we dey change for carpenter side e reach your turn you go boutique
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Reporter: so Leo why choose Paris?
Messi: you know I have to come here every year to pick up the Ballon d'or so I thought it would be necessary to cut flight expenses
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Repeat after me!
My bank balance that looks like a radio frequency will receive funds in this December
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as long as Twitter doesn’t show when we’re online, I’ll be okay
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Whenever i enter the toilet with my phone you will finish cooking beans and I'm still there
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If you are driving in Abuja and you enter a wrong tunnel, my guy you are on your way to another country
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this guy started learning yahoo yesterday and today he's already wearing socks & shorts
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na only africa success dey fail exam,even wisdom no get sense 😂
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If you have everything you desire will God still be your priority?
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Told you i love you, you're asking me to prove it, i don't think you are serious
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32 this year, by God’s grace I’ll be giving out foodstuff to 32 families across Nigeria 🙏🏽
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house rent in Port Harcourt is way cheaper than Lagos
i hope my landlord won't see this
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Ladies normalize taking yourself out,no be everytime men go dey take you out
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Jack please give us "unsend" feature in the DM so that anytime i fall inside someone's DM,i can restore back to factory settings
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People that fart and laugh at the same time are not normal abeg
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If she uses blender instead of grinding stone 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Wò kuku block her
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No one:
John Legend: my head's under water but I'm breathing fine
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In 2021 a lady told you she's single and you believe, òdè 😂
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i ordered two things online,a box to keep my money and a set of speakers
they arrived today,safe and sound
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Soon my phone will ring and my wife will pick it and say "baby is on another call"
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Your girlfriend has not called me today abi you don catch us ni?
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This one went to Obalende not knowing Oba is in Anambra State 😂
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I bought an iPhone that has playstore,is it true they scammed me?
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This January is too slow and nobody is saying anything about it😩
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"only you fit hold my body" was seen in room 306 with another guy
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Ladies that ask "what do you want" and not give anything should be jailed😩
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Today I made my first money as a producer, I sold my equipment
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If i ever broke up with you I'm sorry but i never regretted it😭
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For this place Dem no dey over do things
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Even if your story is not touching if I have i go run transfer for you
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Sometimes loud no dey give man joy but Canadian food the feeling is different 😩
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Finally met one of my mutuals,her vibe is second to none. It was fun thank you🌹
@Grachidex
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Nothing to see here just different planets close to one another
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Most of you on this street ain't social,you just hide behind being woke
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EmptyHen abi MTN or what do you call yourselves,e be like say una dey mad abi
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How can you use the same toothbrush for 8months even the Taliban don't do such
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Thank you Port Harcourt i can't recover from the blessings you delivered to me🥰
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building an apartment without a parking lot is an insult, the landlord is not expecting any occupant to own a car😂
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