@binjoadeniran
My colleague at work came in and showed us pictures of 3 cats, said she woke up, saw them at her doorstep in a basket not knowing who dropped them and she is adopting them.
In my mind: where I come from, you for don call your pastor or imam😂😂as per village people
Failed my first drive test because I no yield right of way!!! “Emi ekun fe gbe Imu si small small” as we Dey do am for Lagos before we turn when I was meant to come to a complete stop.
Instructor shout say: do you want to get us killed 😀😀😀😀na where I know say I don fail 😀
So, I failed my driver's assessment test today for the 3rd time this month because of failed parallel parking😭😭. I begged the examiner to allow me roll down the window and stick my head out and assured him I'll park well. Oga said no, only a crazy person parks like that...
I really want to have that female friend, nothing romantic should be involved. We should be able to talk, hang out, gist, get each other gifts...every time I try this, after few weeks love story will start🌚
I have a meeting for 12 at ikeja, google map says I will get there 4mins after 12... was worried I will keep them waiting.. called the 3rd party and he told me he just got to sagamu interchange coming from Ibadan 🤦♂️
All these American movie, they will just grab a bite of toast bread and sip small tea and rush out, calling it breakfast...
The day I tried it ehn, ebi pa ‘nonsensical�� simi Lara.. mo regret e
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Happy birthday to a friend turn brother... almost 12 years of friendship and counting.... he always wants his friends to do better🙌... thanks for the encouragement and support over the years.... my fellow Demographer 👍wishing you long life and prosperity
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Oyi rapper, i've moved on to greater things, i'll see you in jiffy thank you.
How far, how far wan ni 27765 report ur location, sarz on the beat aka nacademus
won ni mo n big meech(mo n big meech)
mo n larry hoover (mo n larry hoover)
mo n nawoya(mo n nawoya)
So a call came in while I was sleeping, my voice sounded dull and she asked what’s wrong and I told her I wasn’t feeling too good...
next thing she said I should give her 10k till next week🤦♂️she didn’t even ask if I had used drugs or seen a doc.
We still have good people here in Lagos. Saw a well dressed guy hanging from the back of a bus yesterday on 3rd mainland bridge. A guy drove a Lexus Jeep, signalled to the bus driver to park and gave the guy hanging a ride.
Wanted to go to Berger, went to oshodi to take the new brt, bought ticket for Berger. I enter bus.. listening to music on phone. Looked up some minutes later, bus don Dey go island on 3rd mainland🙆🏿♂️
Got the right ticket but entered wrong 🚌
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She said ; I’m passing out, I’m finishing my nysc. my pop is here. What will you give me for passing out?
🤦♂️just because you finished nysc you must collect gift again 🙌🙄
Dear future bae, God bless you. If you are planning to go out to that Guy’s place that is deceiving you today, your plan will not be accomplished cos I’m here and waiting to meet you.
Let me go and cook abeg
Why am I in bed and I’m thinking of the beans and bread I buy along Idi-Aba close to Abeokuta grammar school during my NYSC days 10 years ago!!!
What’s going on here!!!!!
I was scammed 50k on Friday. Contacted the bank I sent the money to and they said I should contact my bank.(meaning the scammer still operates his/her acc with them).
My bank told me to get a court order before they can do anything 🤦♂️. 50k gone like that😡
@maganda_aish
@KingsAmadi3
@elMunir5
It’s not important o🤣🤣🤣years back I was in line for an interview and the guy ahead said he has travel history and he is a cocoa trader😉baba was still denied o🤣🤣🤣