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6ft.5'' || Engineer || Tailor || Songwriter || Creative Director @SEEMSCOOLNG #ManUtd 🔴
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Abbreviations doesn't minimize your data. Chat like a living thing 🙄
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Trust me Nigerians have been pronouncing it right
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I have a joke about Igbo Traders, but it is in my second shop
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14 year old me coming up with random numbers and loading them as recharge card
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A Crocodile is just a Lizard that joined the Navy
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You people really thought Diaz and Darwin Nunez was going to be able to makeup for Sadio Mane lmaooo
Liverpool lost a Beast!!!
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Omo this steff and jopearl gist ehn...
Rema suppose feature Burna for Woman remix
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My wife didn’t understand why I put Nwabali in our prayers every morning devotion since his injury against Cameroon.
I guess she does now 😁
#NGAANG
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If you no get NIN, borrow plenty airtime... E get why.
NOBODY DEY BLOCK DEBTOR
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That you're a Muslim Rapper doesn't mean we should allow wack bars
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Who's the most loyal?
Pote (Queen Of The South)
Sucre (Prison Break)
Ser Jorah (Game Of Thrones)
Dembe (The Black List)
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Lol Uganda that is not bigger than Redemption Camp is the one that is trolling Nigeria.
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Tolal = ₦1885
If all these Great Men put together can not give you 2k urgently, my sister who am I?
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Angry Eminem>>>
Carefree Drake>>>
Featured TY Dolla $>>>
Horny Tory Lanez>>>
Heartbroken Adele>>>
Storytelling J.Cole>>>
Multiple Voice Kendrick>>
Bad Bitch Rihanna>>>
Barbie Nicki>>>
Slow Weezy>>>
Freaky The Weekend>>>>
Sunday Morning Kanye>>>
Crazy Cardi B>>>
Corporate Jay Z>>>
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Once Maths period is before break time on the timetable just forget it...
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And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii e iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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I swear na this guy go dey inside that Room 306, cos the way he's brushing alone sef...
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When you're about to pass one way but you see road safety
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They called us Lazy Youths
They said we don't know more than Big Brother Naija.
But now look at us United.
Standing Up For What We Believe In. Taking Back Our Country.
There's no greater
#MondayMotivation
#MorningCrossfire
#SARSMUSTEND
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I hate having to wait after dressing up for an outing. Makes me feel like my drip is evaporating
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YBNL Vs DMW
Olamide should just enter with...
"First of all Introduction"
TKO!!! The End!!!
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1 point from 9
14 points from 24
4 losses in the last 7 matches
Not played the likes of Man City, Liverpool,Chelsea yet
No tactics, Horror Substitutions
0 trophy in 3 years
Bottled 3 semifinals & 1 final
We love Ole, but we love Manchester United more. He has to go now
#OleOut
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Going through Glory Osei's thread and you see that she said she made more money selling slim tea than Jay Z made selling drugs
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When you go and visit your crush at home for the 1st time and you see army pictures of her father all over the sitting room
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Using cold water to use catarrh drug
Catarrh:
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Funkeeeeeeee!!!
Quickly come... 🏃
Come and help me snap this Newscaster before they carry her away. I like her style I want to sew the same type
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Ah some daughters of zion are in trouble on that 4th of May
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**Enters Boys Hostel**
Everybody today is Femi's Birthday
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IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
2pac - Brenda's got a baby
Eminem - Stan
Nas - I gave you power
B.I.G - I got a story to tell
Ice Cube - It was a good day
The Game - Dreams
J. Cole - Wet Dreams
Joyner Lucas - I'm not Racist
Lil Wayne - Mona Lisa
Kendrick -Duckworth
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…and to think that some of you Manchester United fans wanted Conte & Pochettino over this man 🤡🤡🤡
Now look at Rashford, Casemiro, Luke Shaw, Dalot, De Gea and the entire squad all balling.
Exciting times ahead under Ten Hag
My Manager 💼
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**At A Wedding Reception**
MC: Please can the owner of The 2019 Rolls Royce Phantom with plate no KJA199AA please come forward...
Daddy I'm sorry but one unfortunate Taxi hit your car ni sir
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Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming in an Owambe Party
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Build Stanley Nwabali a f*cking statue.
We have successfully found our Vincent Enyeama replacement.
A NATIONAL HERO 🧤🇳🇬
#NGARSA
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When you are using Barcelona in career mode on FIFA and you still buy Ronaldo
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Housegirl say she no see Oga full nakedness say na half nakedness she see. Na
#TheMATTER
we dey settle since...
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I'm a monkey be 1 be 1
You're a monkey be 2 be 2
I'm a monkey be 3 be 3
You're a monkey before before 😂
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When I finally have the courage to DM my crush & she replies with
"Babe what took you so long"
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Police dey follow NEPA go cut light for another Police Station
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Na only God know wetin Motivational Speaker don tell this one now.
"There's a Tiger in you" 😂
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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.. because communication is key.
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When we go to the Church service for a wedding and they announce "There's No Reception"
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Aunty are you happy in your relationship or you no wan return the iPhone? 😂
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If you really wanna know how much Erik ten Hag has transformed this Manchester United squad just take a look at this…
Now tell me… when was the last time you saw De Gea in the top part of this table???
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I have a joke about Domestic Violence, but it hasn't hit me yet
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When police stop me at a check point but I have my driver's license and all my car papers are complete
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Barely tested but he’s calm, composed and reliable when called upon. Stanley Nwabali is my man of the match 🧤
#SoarSuperEagles
#CIVNIG
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How girls be checking the profiles of other girls commenting on their man's picture
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We are all a little broken, but last time I checked...
BROKEN CRAYONS STILL COLOUR
#MondayMotivation
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Cristiano Ronaldo won in Portugal 🇵🇹
Gareth Bale won in Wales 🏴
Karim Benzema won in Paris 🇫🇷
With 5 Champions Leagues between them, this trio will go down as one of the greatest attacks in the history of football 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
#UCLfinal
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Growing up, each and everyone one of us was told that India beat Nigeria 99-1
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After dusting 24 strokes of cane on the assembly in front of your crush
Principal: Say thank you
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You dey owe me money i no talk. You come dey do giveaway and you still no pick me...
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My Zfancy prank summary:
If you don't trust your partner, why not just leave? Why test the person?
Henry should learn to be more patient in life. Ruined everything.
Friends like Amanda can kill.
Ann saying "him too dey do him own paroles" speaks volumes.
Money is Important.
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I would rather adjust my life to your absence than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect.
#TuesdayMotivation
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See ehn.. the day u dress like A you won't meet anyone you know o. It's the day you're rough like B that's when you'll meet your ex, your crush and your secondary school classmates you've not seen in years 😂
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English: I have never thrown it before
Ibadan people: Injury
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**Going At The End Of The Term When You Collect Your Report Card**
after taking after taking
1st position you know.. 😂
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A time is coming when that person taking you for granted will finally realize what a rare gem you really are... But by then it'll be too late!
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I have a joke about why whole numbers and fractions are better than decimals but then, there's no point
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When you're about to retweet an interesting tweet on the TL and Twitter auto refreshes
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"We Remain Committed To The Lifting Of 100m Nigerians Out Of Poverty"
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Now you know why Headies nominated him twice in that category cos wtf is this Asake
#PBUY
Madness
TG Omori >>>>>>>>>>>
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This is how Nigerians really want SARS to be dissolved. We want an Executive Order. Let Buhari address us himself. All this "redeployed" na just scam. Till then...
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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**On A Bike At Top Speed**
Bike Man: jdjdjhajakakqhahbhahauhshsbmdldoeuehshsjsjsnskslsksshhanbvmmxoianna
Me: I dey tell you o
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What money can not do, more money will do.
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Set awon MD😂
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Teacher: I'm flogging the whole class today, Stretch out your hand
Me: **(Holds cane)**
Teacher: Ahan!! You want to hold the cane abi? Oya take naa; flog me.
Me: **(Gives him one hot stroke)**
The Whole Class:
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Call somebody "Animal" the person go dey vex.
Call that same person "Lion" the person go dey hail you.
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I don hear another one today o!!!
"Happy Placenta removal. More calendars to destroy".
E. B. Things.
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Cooking Noodles without adding extra pepper
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That Cavani's header was too sweet not to go in. I was so pained
Edinson "Proper No. 9" Cavani
#MUNLIV
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Lord please don't let Manchester United be unfortunate against Leicester today. Even if it's draw I will manage it
#LEIMUN
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So the weirdest thing happened to me last night😕
My dream had subtitles
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If we all break bread together at Shiloh, does that mean we are BREAD WINNERS
#dontleavemechallange
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MY TOP 5 "PROJECTS" SO FAR 2020:
1. Olamide - Carpe Diem
2. Burna Boy - Twice as Tall
3. Omah Lay - Get Layd
4. Chike - Boo of the Booless
5. Fireboy - Apollo
No Sentiment!!!
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These are 4 brave and iconic pictures during the
#SARSMUSTEND
protests. These pictures IMO should be framed and kept in our National Museum
#EndPoliceBrutality
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I wear seatbelt because of road safety rather than to protect my own life
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Watching someone lie to you so beautifully when you already know the truth>>>>>>>>>>>
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Kranium ft. Ty Dolla Sign - Nobody Has To Know
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When T.Y Dollar Sign's verse or hook is about to enter in any feature
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