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Bagged at 12K. Elon Dey Craze / #GirlDad / Procurement Professional / Watch Seller / DJ. / DIY Guy / Raised By The Streets, Powered By Jesus, Driven By Faith
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For those who don’t know, I have a business where we repair BMW, Mercedes Benz, Rolls Royce, Range Rover, Ford, and Lexus cars.
It’s not a cheap service, but quality of work done will match the price.
We’re delivering this vehicle to the owner today.
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This thing doesn’t make sense, because as long as one person voted for your “messiah”, you should care about their ordeals.
There are 99K people who voted for him, but you’re still being vindictive.
You’re a fool. Like everyone of you.
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You said the elections were rigged, but that doesn’t stop you from using the “rigged numbers” to troll people who you don’t even know for sure how they voted.
If that’s not mental illness, I don’t know what is. So is the election rigged, or you have decided to accept the figure?
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@remiopakunle
I’d rather find someone else and vote. Hell, I’d rather vote Sowore, than vote with these people. I’d rather waste my vote than join mine with them.
Make Nigeria kuku scatter.
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@Ewa_ocheee
@KayodeFoloruns3
Months*
So now it’s their choice. The election wasn’t rigged again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You’re basically telling people that your messiah who you have been telling us is different would have totally ignore the ordeals of people in states where he lost if he had won the election overall.
If to say dem Dey sell sense, shey we for order for you.
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Don’t be surprised to see Wizkid building a house in Ijebu in the next 5 - 10 years.
K1 and Awujale go don tell am say he needs to ☺️
K1 took Wizkid on tour in Ijebu, from his residence to his hotel.
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@kaymils
@arojinle1
@collimorsky
Why can’t you just reply the tweet with your own too instead of policing someone else’s reply?
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@Ewa_ocheee
@KayodeFoloruns3
If the people that gave Tinubu 54% of their votes supported based on ethnicity and religion, what did the people that gave Obi 90% base their own on?
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@Ritaozo
@remiopakunle
If we have a long way to go, it’s not be because of me who wants to vote whoever I want. It’d be because of you who sees everyone as an enemy because they didn’t vote your candidate
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Bro. Jude looks like he’s been preparing all his life to play for Real Madrid.
What a video. It's literally everything I've been trying to say. Just focus and enjoy football Vinicius, because you can be so good at it when focused
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@the_realtahir
I’d rather be fatherless than be disgracing my father with gutter opinions on the internet.
Fucking bastard of seven fathers.
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I really hope you PDAPC rats don’t think you’ve converted someone to your cause. I still wish the worst possible outcome for each and everyone of you.
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POV: All the drinks that came with my lunch that I’ve not taken this year.
Easter ti Zeh.
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Seeing takes from people about how Skepta should be doing hardcore rap on a commercial song.
Everybody na music exec for twitter.
🚨Official video for Skepta x Portable collabo “Tony Montana” out now.
What a smash hit 💥
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If you sha wan make sales, tell Nigerians it improves the quality of their sexual experience.
They will rush you. We too like fvxk for this country.
Sugar lumps sweetener is 100% cane sugar.
It works for VJ lubrication and Libido boosting
One pack -2000
Small pack (500)
Location -Ilorin.
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You said the elections were rigged, but that doesn’t stop you from using the “rigged numbers” to troll people who you don’t even know for sure how they voted.
If that’s not mental illness, I don’t know what is. So is the election rigged, or you have decided to accept the figure?
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@reggae7711
@Ritaozo
@remiopakunle
Show me your friends, and I’ll tell you who you are.
Even Jesus was judged be the activities of his disciples.
Talking as if his supporters being bullies online wouldn’t rub off on him is being untruthful.
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Like I said.
If you’re with a company for 6 years, that your colleague that has changed jobs twice/thrice in those 6 years will be earning exponentially more than you do.
No need to stay loyal to any establishment if you’re not management. You’re shortchanging yourself.
This babe left my work place Feb last year with 3.4m yearly, moved to a place where they were paying 6.6m then they increased to 7.7m & now, she’s in a place earning 10m+ lol
All in 3+ years
People that know how to switch jobs >>>>>>>
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Comparing yourself based on age is a recipe for depression. People have different trajectories in life.
I know a lot of people that started their careers at 23. At 23, I didn’t even know what I was going to do. I was just doing anywhere belleface.
All is well.
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Love Mourinho or hate him, but if he was coaching Real Madrid tonight, that press conference after would be cinematic.
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- Loyal to a fault
- Fertile as fvxk
- Don’t cross them
- Soft at heart
- Always think every nice thing you do for them has a motive
- Knows everybody
- You don’t need to ask them to respect you, it comes naturally if you sef respect yourself
- they have a friend in every area
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First time my wife came with me to Ijebu Ode. She no let me sleep. Hunger wan wound am.
Since then like this, anytime we’re going home, she buys all the snacks and things she’d need for mornings because we really don’t eat breakfast in our house.
A couple of years ago, during a school holiday in Primary 5, i went on holiday to my aunty’s place. They came for my primary school graduation and I insisted on following them.
At the time, her family were categorically upper middle class, so I went for enjoyment. But on my
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You slandered the fufs?
A whole fufs?
I’m tempted to say you deserve this hot oil you’re inside.
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@FvckInec
@SamsonAllison
@Fayokunmii
It’s not even about that.
The comparison is not needed. And so unnecessary.
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Dora just woke up one day and decided to close Onitsha drug market for 4 months. Not because that was basically a fake drug hub.
I know what you are 🫵🏾
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Reminds me of when we used to play bet9ja. You could guess the other booking codes by any booking code you have because they were always in sequence.
Car plate numbers don dey look like sportybet code to me.
Eyin Abiyamo egbami.
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Lmao. Not madam 😘💋 o.
15 games go cut ticket, she go still come talk say “congratulations if you flexed”
FLEXED WHAT OMO ALE?
No one is better than anyone, every single punter is amazing in their own right. The goal is to change lives and beat the bookies, let’s stop the unhealthy comparisons. ❤️🔥
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“I love how she carries her body”
While laughing with everyone body shaming her in the replies.
I don’t wish people evil, but you deserve. Fool.
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Everything against Barca, there’s video, there’s dates, there’s indisputable proof and facts, documents, phone call transcripts, payments to referees, receipts.
Everything against Real Madrid: Freeze frames of unclear videos from inaccurate angles. Dem say dem say.
Not Real Madrid, but this is what Barcelona were doing 60 years ago. [THREAD]
THE BIGGEST ROBBERY OF THE 20TH CENTURY happened in the 1960/61 European Cup between Real Madrid and Barcelona. A penalty outside the area and up to four goals disallowed.
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This part ehn. Yoruba Muslims, Igbo Muslims, and all other Muslims that are not Fulani.
Unago C. Shege.
Islamic State West Africa Province (ISWAP) flier distributed in Geidam, Yobe State and its translation by a native speaker.
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Lmao. Dayo has an Executive MBA from LBS. Google how much that is first. He’s lived the white-collar lifestyle.
He left on his own terms and has almost all of his weekends booked for events for the year and next.
Make una dey try rest.
This is why I’d always advise dating men that work white-collar/corporate jobs
Because while his mates are in meetings bringing money to their companies& selves
This one set camera to talk about a 22 year old that he doesn’t know from Adam.
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Shows you’ve never worked in a corporate environment where people like you.
You’d be on your own and women will be getting angry with you that you’ve never tasted their food.
Not Everytime follow crowd. Sometimes, sit back and relax.
The amount of begging you must have done for them to bring extra spoon is insane 😭😭
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I don’t even have any grouse with them. They’re playing politics as usual, it’s the Obidients that have dialed down their outcry because they’re being gaslit that they’re too loud that I consider as idiots.
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Walai Talai Sumobilahi, Mo f’Olohun Oba s’eleri.
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I wish you the best of luck trying to talk sense into people who boldly said they’d support Argentina against their own National Team 🤭
@Joshua_Ubeku
Why are so many Africans defending racism.
Do you know what would happen if you stepped foot in Argentina? Wake up. 💀
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If you type the name of the school in Google Maps, it will give you directions to the school.
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I’m in love with NewGen mothers.
OldGen mothers would blame their daughters.
UPDATE!!!! 😭😭😭
The guy has been arrested. Him and his accomplice, the guy that registered my child are currently in custody!
Thanks to
@JAMBHQ
for your swift response. I'm grateful!
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The way Nigerians draw comparison Dey always murrrd me. Are you broken?
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Who be Kwansogbu?
“I can comfortably say I brought Afrobeats to America and this was before Wizkid had that record with Drake”
- Rotimi
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Just here to tell you that all of you mentioning D’banj are bumbling fools.
Burnaboy is unarguably the greatest stage performer Afrobeats has ever produced.
No one else comes close.
Head and Shoulders above the rest in that regard.
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@leanraydollars
@Letter_to_Jack
Why don’t you take your own advice and read up on bamboo usage in construction??
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“Do know why Ronaldo doesn’t have a lot of goals in El Clasico” is a wild thing to say to someone who has more Game To Goal Ratio in El Clasicos then Messi.
Do you know why Ronaldo don't have alot of goals in El Classico
Dani Alves vs Ronaldo was so beautiful to watch every time.
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A pedophile through and through.
1. She is a minor. Abort mission
2. She is unwilling to tell you her age. Never date someone who is unwilling to reveal their age.
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Of everything in the history of the world that never happened, this never happened the most.
So because I’m a young girl that’s into food business, I should go and deliver it myself?
The way ladies are being sexualized in this country ehnnn omo…
See how this man insulted me cos his food was delivered via dispatch and not by me 💔
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There’s no how you can be a biased mind and not sound like a fool when you’re pretending to give a balanced opinion.
@Letter_to_Jack
Burna Boy - From; Like to party, yawa dey, don gorgon, to the whole Outside album, to Ye to City Boy. Bro to be honest na only Unavailable people sabi for outside of Nigeria
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The more you force it, the more stupid you look.
You either got it, or you ain’t got it.
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2 gbas can coesxist. Don’t let the competition stifle your resolve.
Anyways I won’t be posting here anymore… since you people already have somebody else that tickles your fancy
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Meanwhile, Iwobi has more EPL appearances than Okocha himself. He lacks football sense btw.
From the stables of “Pure Football” 😌
Alex Iwobi is a very poor footballer abeg. No one expects him to be Jay Jay Okocha just have football sense. He lacks it.
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Bruh. The PR for Ofada rice is crazy.
In Ekiti, they called it Igbemo rice. It was EVERYWHERE and so cheap. Cheaper than Aroso.
So many poverty food of the Abacha era that became normalized.
Ofada rice for example, then concoction okro, village rice nkọ?
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So apparently, everyone that has a problem with this can’t really say why.
They just have a problem.
Madness.
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Dumb.
If you want to do social work, it is ENCOURAGED that you crowdfund so people can feel invested in the work. And also encourages accountability because you’d feel the need to be transparent with disbursing the funds.
These are basic things, if only you stayed in school.
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@dufflesecured
@Aduray360
@NigeriaStories
I’m a procurement professional, my workplace has hundreds of expatriates, a lot of them live in the Pearl Towers.
Should I still finish the statement or you want to continue being a damn fool?
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Because na Tinubu bring money out of him pocket pay for the train.
Oponu.
Tinubu is not my President dem plenty inside the train.
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Totally ignored Ronaldo’s debut for Real, and also his second debut for ManUtd.
I know what you are.
Hat tricks. Wondergoals. Comebacks.
Sometimes debuts turn out perfectly ✨[THREAD]
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@0xLavishh
@SandraBhebhe
@vaselinenigeria
And the Logo is right thereeeeeee. So in a way, they gave credit.
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It’s only a big deal when a certain Nigerian superstar has songwriters.
Like all the others write all their songs by themselves.
“No matter who the writer is, you can write a beautiful song but you can’t sing it like me, It won’t sound good because not everybody can sing. Using songwriters is not a big deal for singers”
- Chris Brown
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You’re actively in a relationship with a yahoo/fraud boy.
But IsraelDMW gives you the ick.
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Sportybet owns online. Bet9ja owns the streets.
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Lmao. Someone was saying it the other day that Portable don enter wahala for fighting BobRisky. I just smiled.
If Portable decide to continue, e go reach one stage, Bob no go fit step outside again.
Portable no go make Bobrisky waka again for outside.😂
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You want 3K per day bricklayer to give you this?
There is something skilled workers from Togo and Benin Republic are doing that their Nigerian counterparts are not doing, and that is real training and paying attention to details.
When you look at their work and the finishing, the difference is always clear. The edges are
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1. A lady can be your bro.
2. Bros before ho’s doesn’t mean bros before your woman.
3. A bro must care about sports.
4. A bro cannot comment on the size of another bro’s D.
5. Bros do not eat dessert.
6. A bro never dances with his hands above his head.
The rest 👇👇
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So now it’s their votes. The election wasn’t rigged again.
At least piss for one place.
What you’re saying doesn’t make sense because the 99k people who voted Obi don’t matter because their votes are affecting anyone but you see the 400k people who voted Tinubu? Their votes are affecting everybody. So who should be blame?
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“I will never accept this behavior men have tagged normal”
O ya show us your preek since you want to be all up in Men’s business
I cannot and will never accept this behaviour men have tagged a a normal cos there is no way this isnt foolish. There's no way I will joke or even think about jokes in times of tragedy. An incident that took lives and properties and you are banting? Olorun Maje😕
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You’re 43 yourself and you’re still typing “you” with a “U” in 2023.
But nobody is worried about that 😊
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So he failed because he didn’t grab a woman without consent?
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They’re so scared that all the black players their country is claiming would opt for their African national teams instead if they let them know that the officiating at this AFCON has been better than what they’ve been doing 🙂
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Waist Dey dem Dey shook something every damn time. ASAP no allow my babe rest.
Crumble, he will.
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Clear of that fraud.
That fraud is only relevant because Nigerians have this weird obsession with alternatives.
🚨 Apple Music certified Asake's 'Lonely at the Top' as the best song from Nigeria in 2023.
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Aba ti alagemo ba da, oun ni Oosa oke ngba
Oro ti Okete ba ba ile so, oun ni ile ngbo
Bi o se wi gele, oun naa ni o se
I contribute one peppered Guinea fowl to this sacrifice.
Eyin to Laye, Nitori Bayern Munich Lase gbebọ yi wa o, Ki Bayern Win, Ki won na Arsenal pa, ki Harry Kane score hattrick, Ki Arsenal Sise.
TUOO! Abawon Esu.
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If I’m in the house, my wife will find a way to look for me within 30 seconds of not seeing me. She must have something to ask me.
If you slipped in your bathroom, hit your head and passed out, how long would ir take anyone to notice that you're missing and actually actively start looking for you?
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I mean you type like a dropout.
If you had stayed in school, you’d have had something great going on in your life, instead of prying into other people’s lives like this.
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Una predictions no dey work o. Southy dey press is like ghetto bread and akara
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And we all know that Neymar figure was a scam.
Griezman - 120M
Coutinho - 142M
Dembele - 135M
Neymar - 88M
De Jong - 86M
Suarez - 82M
Pjanic - 60M
Raphinha - 60M
Ferran - 55M
Malcolm - 42M
Paulinho - 40M
Semedo - 32M
Andre Gomez - 50M
Paco Alcacer - 32M
Lenglet - 35M
Arthur - 40M
I present to you "La Masia" graduates 😎
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@Tha_jayiii
And instead of making fruitful conversations and trying to connect with more people in view of the next elections, they’re doing “they voted Tinubu” Everytime someone expresses dissatisfaction.
In what world does that even help their candidate?
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For this twitter o.
I don’t know about Instagram or the other platforms.
But on this twitter, no ex-BBN star is touching Vee when it comes to clout.
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Wait. I don’t understand. Zamfara camps in Tsafe. Is Tsafe now so unsafe that you have to camp over 6 hours awayyyyyyyyyy?
Why are they still posting people to these places then?
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You’ll lose your job and livelihood because a twitter hunnie needs clout.
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@seyedele
@phiscooo
@Okpharah
@Hakeem_Onitolo
@TheRealOlagreat
@DavisJrTHEGREAT
@agoghenenathan
@oluwagbengaisr1
@Oluwadarra
Up Superstar FC nau. Fan club don full ground.
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@dufflesecured
@Aduray360
@NigeriaStories
I pay rent in Eko Pearl, and there’s no $5m apartment there sir.
Leave the adulterated news and focus ☺️
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I was packing Bella’s foodbox this morning and randomly remembered her former crèche that the caregivers were eating her food for weeks because she wasn’t eating, and they didn’t tell us.
We dey house dey call Bella foodie, not knowing she wasn’t eating well.
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Which one Avatar Roku don score?
Arda Guler scored this simple goal and they calling it special, really?
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