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I'm either making videos or changing nappies. Business Contact [email protected] | MERCH - https://t.co/U2rGX5n7Yd

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Joined August 2012
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3 years
Just call me Daddy πŸ˜‚ Welcome Finnley πŸ₯° 7.7lb born on the 7th. Nicole did AMAZING I'm so proud of her, we love him so much πŸ’™
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@dantdm Why not teach kids healthy eating habits, they're comparing their product to lunchables, which in itself is highly processed crap. None of them are passionate about health towards fans, only their wallets. So disappointing.
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No offence but what connection does Valkyrae have to Minecraft? Would have rather seen a cameo by Yogscast or Cpt Sparklez etc. .
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Valkyrae says she appears in the live-action β€˜MINECRAFT’ movie & thought Jason Momoa was rude to the crew. β€œI saw him mistreat some of the crew, and it was pretty disappointing, it was after a very intense scene so maybe he was still in character… . He was just really mad at
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@KSI It's a one off sponsored video, plus he isn't claiming candy is healthy in the video. You guys own the company and actively claiming it's a healthy lunch alternative, thats where the problems are.
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4 months
At least we now know what's under the bandana 😬🀣
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3 years
One of the most friendly & certainly most skilled person I've ever played minecraft with, he was such a great guy to talk to on and off camera. I'm deeply saddened that such a beautiful soul has gone, we will miss you buddy @Technothepig πŸ’™πŸ·.
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4 years
@tommyinnit How have you managed to pull this one off Thomas.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Confirmed: @Dream is a Stampy & Squid fan, Dream what is your favourite video? πŸ‘€
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
I reached out to Techno in 2017 after watching his brilliant bedwars streams, we then collab'd & he carried me to many victories. Fast forward 2 years & he messaged me again as he needed a crappy team mate once more, together we killed pewdiepie & won MC Mondays. (happy memories).
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
We are having a baby boy πŸ‘¦ πŸ’™
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Two becomes three! πŸ’™πŸ₯° @sketch_a_saurus taken 2 years of trying but I’m super happy to announce we are expecting September 2021 πŸ’™
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5 months
@Jacksepticeye A man with a brain πŸ™πŸ»
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@iBallisticSquid
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6 years
She said yes! πŸ˜πŸ’™
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@iBallisticSquid
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5 years
Don’t watch @MrBeastYT new video, it’s got too many feels 😭 Jimmy is like the ultimate nice guy!.
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4 years
@dantdm Dan I think your very handsome.
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@iBallisticSquid
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2 years
Happy 10 year anniversary to Quest! @stampylongnose
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Maybe we should create an SMP for all the old MC Youtubers and call it Shady Oaks Retirement Server.
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 months
@dantdm Happy birthday homie πŸ’™.
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@iBallisticSquid
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2 years
Going to be AFK for a while, unfortunately Cujo passed away in his sleep last night, we are all kinds of broken right now, I love him and miss him so much.
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@iBallisticSquid
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Congratulations to my old friend @stampylongnose on finishing his lovely world Minecraft series, ending after more than a decade! A series of constant happiness & joy for many people, a place of stability and comfort! Proud of you! ❀️ -
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
@dreamwastaken But why did they spit in my coffee? What happened? Did you spit in their face before this? Your not telling me the full story pal.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Now it's August I can say, next month I'll be a dad! 😯πŸ₯°.
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4 years
Can’t believe that green man killed @tommyinnit wow big sad.
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@iBallisticSquid
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2 years
Reppin' that legend today! πŸ·πŸ•ŠοΈ
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4 years
@tommyinnit I believe in you son! To the moon πŸš€.
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4 years
Congrats on 10 million what are you going to do now your super famous? @stampylongnose πŸ₯³πŸ”₯.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
I can't wait to meet my son! I'm so excited!! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° not long now!.
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@iBallisticSquid
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2 years
Waking up to realise your still the hottest minecraft player.
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@iBallisticSquid
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2 years
Well @dantdm is trending it's time I come clean, he once touched my butt. 😩.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Happy 30th Birthday to @stampylongnose have a good day buddy!
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
8 years ago we were so pretty @stampylongnose 😍
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
@MrBeast You are only 23 😯😯😯 Happy Birthday Baby Beast!.
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4 years
I πŸ’™ Minecraft.
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@iBallisticSquid
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1 year
It's been a while, my friend.
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@iBallisticSquid
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5 years
@willne Couldn't pick him up xD
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Should I get back into making Minecraft content? πŸ€”.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
@dantdm Time to head to Shady Oaks!.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Minecraft.
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
@Technothepig Glad your doing well buddy! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!.
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3 years
Daddy loves you Finn πŸ’™πŸ₯°
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@dantdm man i love populammos.
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4 years
Thankful for Minecraft.
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
@dantdm Too much will make you go blind pal.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Copped that fresh @dantdm merch, modelling skills on point.
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
Morning daddy & son walk 🍁
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
We are devastated, heart broken & feeling empty. I would write/ explain more but I can't look at my phone or pictures of her without crying at the moment. πŸ’”.
@sketch_a_saurus
πŸ‘»β˜Ύ ⋆ Nicole ⋆ βœ­πŸŽƒ
3 years
Run free sweet girl πŸ’š
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πŸ˜­πŸ’™
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
Images you can hear.
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@iBallisticSquid
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3 years
πŸ’™ My boy!
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
6 grown adults played minecraft yesterday and fought over a dragon egg for 15 mins until it went it the void, this is everything I wanted from Shady Oaks.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
@Jack_Septic_Eye So sorry to hear Jack! Sending love your way! πŸ’™.
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@iBallisticSquid
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4 years
Hey @JackMasseyWelsh how much? πŸ˜‚
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@iBallisticSquid
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2 years
Come on Dad the best toys are over here!
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Shoutout to women, you are all amazing πŸ’™.
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How’s your tiny dump truck today pal? @dantdm.
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4 years
Had the final scan today for my boy! He’s cooking nicely!
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@TubboLive Very pog Mr president.
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@dantdm Let’s go! Proud of you ma booiiii!.
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@dantdm My boi is alive! Welcome to the nose breather club brother! Speedy recovery manifest πŸ’™.
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6 years
After 9 months of waiting, my @pewdiepie merch has finally arrived πŸ˜‚ thanks to mail services messing up my address and failing to deliver multiple times! Fits nice tho.
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πŸ₯³
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@iBallisticSquid
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Guys I've just woken up and apparently it's my birthday πŸ₯³ this is me right now on my birthday πŸŽ‰
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@dantdm 😯😯😯 broooooo.
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@dantdm MY APOLOGY VIDEO
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@tommyinnit @dreamwastaken Must of been the data pack Thomas.
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3 years
Clicked on the Minecraft Live tab on @YouTube what the hell is going on lol
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I love this little guy so much! πŸ₯°πŸ’™
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@iBallisticSquid
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2 years
Thanks for all the kind messages, it's been a rough week ❀️ rest easy bud.
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@Minecraft Let's explore together @stampylongnose ✨πŸ₯°.
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6 years ago since we appeared on @TheSimpsons 🀣
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Some of these minecraft twitter stan accounts are crazy. Minecrafter: swings sword. Stan: OMG I WOULD LITERALLY DIE FOR HIM.
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Today I got to see my son early in a 4D scan! Best Father's Day present πŸ₯° can't wait to meet my little guy! I love him so much already 😭
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America, where guns are cool but woman's rights aren't. Unbelievable.
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Enjoying my 1st poop as a 30yr old πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜©
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It's ma birthday, can't believe I'm only 19 😡🫣🀣
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1 year
Finally managed to get into my original Xbox Xbox 360 account after many years, excitedly I tried loading up my Sky Island but I think the save is damaged, any help @4JStudios @MojangSupport
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@Dream Max is lucky staring at that all day.
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BIG BOY! πŸŽ„πŸ‘Ά
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@stampylongnose Ok sorry mate 😩.
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@dantdm @dreamwastaken Double D's poppin off!.
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@Jack_Septic_Eye Great job today Jack! Also great job to the amazing community for being so generous to such an amazing cause! πŸ’™.
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What pantomime is this called? πŸ˜†.
@MF_DAZNXSeries
MF & DAZN X Series
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KSI calls out @dantdm🀯. #XSeries19 | #QatarTheSupercard | Live NOW on DAZN | Click the link in bio to buy!
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Guess which cheeky monkey is 6 months old today! Hint it's not me πŸ˜‚
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Happy 20022002 day.
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12 years ago in my parents attic, look at the YT dashboard 😯🀣
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4 years
@dantdm Frick.
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2 years
What have me and Daniel been up to?! πŸ‘€πŸŽ₯
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10 months
Hi @dantdm
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3 years
Bro I'm sick of listening to baby nursery rhymes on YouTube, now I know why parents used to get mad me at conventions saying IM SICK OF YOUR VOICE in our house πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ I get it now, I get it πŸ˜‚.
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4 years
Do people actually do the 100 days in MC properly? Half the videos I see are basically them punching a tree and 10 days have passed xD.
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@iBallisticSquid
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2 years
Look who came to visit @SB_737
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@iBallisticSquid
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Hi besties. Say hi back.
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Nicole & Finnley are finally home, we are back together as a family & I'm overwhelmed with love & happiness 😭😁 πŸ’™.
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Holla at ya boi for the design work. πŸ˜‚ nursery/bedroom 80% done!
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@dantdm What happened?.
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