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@moseshessstan
@classfrenemy
croatia, serbia, and lithuania , whose paths to monoethnicity werent genocidal at all,
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this is true and is why Christianity is good
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nvm bout the suicide. that plans nixed. heres what ill do: detransition. spend my life as an effeminate male drinking heavily alone in my room, talking to no one, burning myself with lighters , until my true love comes into my life via email and turns me back to a girl via prayer
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eyyup... its a getting drunk and watching vtubers kind of night (thats what it is every night)
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tapping the sign
big boobs are apolitical. if anything, they're leftist
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this was me before the disfiguring accident when i drank methanol and spontaneously combusted like the lady in better off dead
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@arckayngel
@radicalfluorine
@terfypali
there actually isnt anything groundbreaking about men sexually objectifying women and violating their consent 👍
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two hundred likes on "I WANNA SEE THE PENISES OF TRANS WOMEN!!!!!!!!!"
no sarongs, no burkinis, and no little skirts. I stand for trans visibility
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i feel like teeth are a product of original sin. in the garden of eden we were filter feeders
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i feel this cat - i once saw 3 raccoons on the side of the road - my brother was driving - and i almost went on a murderous rampage - i would've mind controlled my brother to swerve onto the sidewalk - but thankfully the feelings were quelled via religious radio (lie - all a lie)
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i live in a treehouse with my perfect family, we live off nuts made of supernatural materials that give us special powers (for example: if my son gets angry w me he makes me oscillate in and out of reality, if my husband gets angry he kind of floats, if i get angry i start to cry
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please stop making tweets that are "trans women be like: [extremely horny and sexually aggressive]
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getting banned from wikipedia for repeatedly editing the page for death to remove all mentions of death being inevitable
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its very different when men say "i wanna get married and kill myself" than when women say "i wanna get married and kill myself". Seinfeld
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reupping on this to say that this bit is tired & unfunny & blatantly glorifies trans fetishization & thus misogyny . theres no critique of it in this even if its ironic, especially the way people cheer for it in the replies. but trans women do cheer for this bcuz we are pathetic,
If I posted "I WANNA SEE THE PENISES OF TRANS WOMEN!!!!!!!!' I would get far more than 200 likes, I assure you
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made an unfortunate discovery today that what i thought was my loving husband of 14 years had actually just been an optical illusion caused by the glint of the sun reflecting off of an empty vase
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the term "ngmi" originated on a Indiana Jones fan forum to refer to posters who spoke too uncritically of the franchise and it stood for "not gonna meet indy." The term was then coopted by neo-valentinian cultists who thought Indiana Jones was a metaphor for the True God
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i almost self immolated in front of the texaco to protest soaring gas prices today before i realized there was no one in the gas stationto see me, there were no cars driving past, there was no gas station, there were no people, i was at home at my desk, & i was writing this tweet
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starting a podcast where I silently clean a gun for an hour before speaking aloud a sound that registers to the computer as white noise but to the human ear as the listeners full name
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men should not be into violence & cruelty. they should watch shoujo anime with their girlfriend. they should join the priesthood & give kisses of peace. they should write poetry abt plants with their boyfriend. they should join a monastic order & weep for having once been violent
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need my bf to move in w/ me so i can send him on tasks. honey go to the dairy queen cross the street from where i used to work. get 2 burgers. give one to my old office building to let it know i forgive it. come home & eat the other half. i get all my nutrition from ur skins oils
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when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to... [a picture of you sitting at your computer taken from the dark corner or your room]
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how should i pay my way thru college... make incoherent delirious girlfriend asmr and a patreon with tiers for how delirious a girl i rp as? grind up pictures of myself into powder and sell that as heroin? volunteer for the blood-based firefighters & skim a lil blood off the top?
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they should call minecraft "my craft" . the nazis lost, theres no reason the swedish should be able to impose their language on us
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i like paper straws cuz they give you a little snack to eat after the drink is finished
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dentists look at your face for a billion years inspecting for any cosmic-energy-residue that they can scrape off and sell back to you as phones, computers, love, & everything else unnaturally created by man in order to make you vibrate so fast that its invisible to the naked eye
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basic biology. the human body is a sphere within a sphere within a sphere & so on & so on. the spheres just roll back and forth bumping into eachother and rattling and rattling. the sound is unbearable. once you learn of it, you recognize the sound, and then life is unbearable.
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friend wants to come over. ill pass. itd just be another night of him hovering parallel 1 ft above my body, rapidly mouthing words, indecipherable but clearly threatening. if i wanted to do that i cld just call my mother. no. ill just sit alone & torture myself by imagining worms
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doctors keep cutting me open to look at my soul, its like a wooden box & the box is haunted by ghosts, doctors keep hiring strongmen to try to pick up my soul but the ghosts are too heavy, doctors make me take pills that make my tongue melt so i cant tell anyone what theyre doing
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every male popular musician from nineteen sixty to two thousand and ten at least was an insanely prolific pedophile rapist by the way , sorry
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stop being male... NOW!!! [he shrinks away] im sorry... [he grows in size proportional to the browser window] STOP IT!!! [he shrinks away again] i love you. [he gets minimized, praise be to the Most High]
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wanna come hang out in my blood shed .... yea its that building out back . its full of blood
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i like subway, i went there in 2018 and i got a sandwich and i drank sprite and i got gangstalked again, i paid 400 dollars to see a family friend and i wrote a terrible song, everybody loved me, and i didnt try to kill myself and i went back home and i didnt go to sleep.
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my cat feels lik a person. i feel like she would ahve very nuanced opinions on trotsky.
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ive become disillusioned , started doubting the existence of , true romantic love. thinking i should just start doing asmr videos in keion cosplay. but im probably wrong. ill just keep drinking the new cocktail i invented (1/2 tap water, 1/2 vodka) until i become more reasonable
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philosophizing in the library bathroom when the motion activated lights turn off, sitting perfectly still, patiently waiting for them to go back on, hearing footsteps, patiently waiting for the voice of a childhood friend beyond the stall to stop crying out prophesies of my death
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[moving my hands in random directions] this is the church and this is its steeple open it up and see all the people [i accidentally move them in an accursed geometric pattern that causes everyone in the building to immediately drop dead]
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thats right . if people do bad things to you , you should imagine having sex with them , as a punishment
@dr_cosmo
Thinks about the nun and others who would lock me in the closet, unjustly punish me for the smallest things, and blame me for other kids’ bad behavior. Nah they’re awful 😭😭😭
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starting a queer housing commune . itll just be me and the ghosts of the past
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I dont watch the road when im driving. i navigate using the stars
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if anyone ever put their head on my lap id put a gun to their head and kill them and let the bullet pass through & pierce my thigh and crush the muscle and cause rhabdomyolesis and kill me (not in a romantic way)
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contrary to popular supposition , i do know how to drive. in fact its pretty much all i do these days. some may even say "i drive" . as they say
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terrorism is only wrong if its done outside a loving marriage
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criminal lack of love. you dont deserve anything you have. why cling on to it out of a sense of worldly justice? criminal lack of charity.
I volunteered at a Catholic food pantry for a long while. After months of watching ‘low income’ people on government assistance show up at our door week after week in brand new cars, their children dressed better than mine, I stopped volunteering. They would bop on in like they
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welcome to my room ignore the mess [waist deep pool of blood somehow not spilling out of the open door like an invisible wall is containing it]
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if alcohol were a girl id rethink my position on gay marriage
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turns out im the only valid heir of the house of hohenzollern. now ive been whisked away by a terrorist group trying to reëstablish the german empire . oh well. they let me play ds, and one of them (unclear who) comes into my room and strokes my hair at night , so it isnt all bad
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this tweet is not only obsolete but was incorrect at the time. physically, i am and was 5'6.14. mentally i am now 4'7 due to the psychic shrinking chemicals they put in the tap water in the big city
though i may be 5'7 physically.. mentally i am 5'4.... and legally i am 5'6
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@TrueSlazac
@2000wasStolen
isnt this the opposite of the truth. didnt the spd side with the nazis to get the kpd thrown out of the reichstag
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office posts: left 4 dead graffiti / cow made out of staples
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does anyone wanna live w me in the woods & speak a holy language that no one else knows & form a society w a beautiful culture passed down to our children & theyll go to war with the outside world & lose & write poems abt how miserable they are now that their huts got burnt down
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thee world is hostile and alien to me.. but we have so much in common
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crazy how you can just log onto this website & immediately enter a fugue state, start a career in botany, discover that plants are just interlocking puzzle-piece djinn w their own republican govt, kill yr wife due to this discovery & thus be gifted with immortality from the djinn
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lets make it illegal for women to vote again. lets lower the drinking age to 16. lets regress me back to age 16. scratch that -- lets allow women to vote , but only once , on their death bed. lets age me up to the point of death. scratch that -- lets assassinate our senators
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my computer watches me sleep. Its ok, i dont mind it. it feels nice. i caress it & kiss it & thank it before i go to bed. and in return it watches me sleep. i dont mind when my computer tells me its a new god. when that happens i touch it and kiss it. Its not sinful to use tongue
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me in eighth grade: theyre called burzum their music is really good. the guy from it is racist and killed someone and this album cover is a picture of a church they burned down
my mother: hm... maybe you shouldnt be listening to that
me: oh maybe
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past several months have been very surreal. or really past several years. sometimes i think i couldve fallen asleep when i was 14 and have been dreaming the whole time
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gals! having fun! praising the LORD! praising the LORD thru eccentric fashion decisions!
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pls come over, i gotta stare at the sky to keep it from turning orange today (it only does that if you arent looking), come over and help me pls, my dads car grew a membrane around itself, we can try to pop it and drink sour wine and lie in a sleeping bag together, pls come over
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in the traditional world being a girl was never "hip" nor "cool". but then the alt right got a hold of the idea & convinced a generation of sad young (synonym for angry) people (synonym for beasts-of-the-field) that it was "kinda interesting" to have blood rather than strange goo
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the age of consent should be 40 years old. you shouldnt be able to have sex if you cant study kabbalah
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writing a book. idk what its about but i know my friend (never spoken to or seen more than once but who watchd as i drew a staurogram in the mulch w my hand me down loafer w a bite taken out of it by another "friend" who i dont speak to or acknowledge anymore) is going to love it
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@Soeur_Esperance
shut the fuck up man. tens of thousands of innocents have died at the hands of the state of israel. its not a sign of bigotry to want a racist genocidal state to be dismantled and i think you know that.
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do men fall and lie on the ground, very subtly, like i do? or is herr skallas corect
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do u ever hear that one song on the radio & get so angry that u grab the radio and throw it out the window but somehow a tractor beam catches it & due to ur strong emotional attachment to the radio u get pulled out of the car with it but the car keeps going and kills 100 people
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the internet is nothing. i went to its house, knocked on the door, asked for the internet. the man who answered shook his head. "you already know its not here." he said. i inched closer to him. eventually after a min of 9cmfaceproximity we began 2 kiss. a yr later we were married
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its definitely september.. september type feeling.. september type music.. september type skin
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saw a bumper sticker the calvin peeing bumpersticker and he was urinating on:
"Communists
Among Us"
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once again waiting outside the bowling alley for no one in particular, feeling inexplicably chinese. once the tea kicks in, ill feel the familiar compulsions to violence, & ill feel so guilty ill faint, & the proprietor of the alley will carry me inside & let me rest for a while
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most people just arent as small as i am. neither are they foldable [u point out im actually of average size & am not foldable. i spitefully contort my body to prove u wrong. i eventually trigger a reflex that folds me to the size of a tissue. u keep me in your pocket from then on
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i like alex g now . its over for me
listened to "alex g" when i lookd up "mary" on YouTube (trying to find videos of our blessed mother). made me so upset i considerd committing some leto ii-esque domestic terrorism. i assume his music was made in yakub's floating laboratory alongside scientology and premarital sex
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on saturday i went on a date that went really well, returned home, drank one glass of pear wine, got banned from an online tetris website for hate speech
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my heart rate is 9 beats per minute now. this is what happens when you dont have wifi waves (demons) penetrating your body, causing unnatural physical events, ending your life. ethernet is holy, things are supposed to be cords (cylinders [angels]) and not travel through the air
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