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Still working on this, but. Have it.
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Okay. My qualms with the dress have about ended.
I was not aware of just how form fitting this would be. I’m never doing this again.
Princess says hi, also.
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Note to self. Sitting atop crossroads buildings is a bad idea.
I see two demons kissing from here.
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Seems a dress trend is going on.
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Hm.
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I hear Lost Temple is in shambles. Or, under Broker’s watch at the moment.
Good luck with that. Really.
I would say the Banhammers are celebrating Scythe’d disappearance, but that’s hard to say.
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Apologies for my radio silence. I’ve taken up a little concern over the sheer amount of Biografts that inhabit Blackrock at the moment.
I haven’t been able to get a hold of Subspace. I think something is going on.
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Good morning to everyone. Except Subspace.
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Maybe this whole dress thing could be a follower appreciation post, since I’ve come a long way from.. .. three or so days ago. Consider it an extended thank you to you all.
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To Blackrock staff. Don’t mind Broker.
Nearly froze to death in the cold outside.
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💎// apologies for more absence yall, im winding down the college year and its been a lot to deal with lol, i may or may not have something i’m planning for a return <3
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@DeerLibrarian
Sorry. They’ve started moving in packs. I’m not sure what Subspace is doing with them currently.
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I was absolutely not expecting the amount of attention that photo got. Thank you? I think.
Perhaps I’ll post some photos of Princess for 300.
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A good look, Warden. Welcome to the club. I think.
YOU KNOW.... THIS ISNT SO BAD. I LOOK REAL GOOD. HAD TO STEAL THE BOOTS FROM
@thehotterwarden
AND IT RIPPED A LITTLE BUT I THINK I MAY TRY THIS AGAIN.
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I have been put into a babysitter-esque role for the Biografts. I do not know what Subspace is doing at this point.
On another note, has.. anyone seen the pilot?
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I should post her more. My cat, I mean. She’s a little menace.
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How does one.. become more comfortable without a helmet. Or, mask. Whichever.
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Be safe while looking at the eclipse today, everybody. I don’t think anyone needs a medical visit for burning a hole in your retinas.
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@Subspace_xx
You complained about aching joints, and are now complaining about getting proper rest. You need it anyhow.
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Not to have pointed concern on a specific subject of, current interest.
Has anybody seen a medic? Or, Subspace? I think something’s in their lab that isn’t them, obviously.
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Thank you all for 200.
I offered, and I will be going out to get something.. … formal.
I’ve seen the black and gold chain dress, but I’ve seen some other ideas. What do we think?
Black and Gold chain
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Something else
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Apologies for being quiet today. Sitting on a building and scoping is more engaging than you’d think.
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Unrelated.. The dress is coming. I just didn’t want anything serious going on while I’m doing something of this nature.
Facing issues in a dress isn’t my style, though I know it is some people’s.
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Watching my followers reveals just how many of those robots are being produced. Not that I expected any less, but a good few have social media. Odd.
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I think Princess has gone missing again.
If anyone sees her, let me know. She isn’t an outside cat.
If you WANT a reward for finding her, I’ll think of something.
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Work has been strenuous recently. Getting on my nerves with these Biografts.
Dress. Soon. I’m.. .. Fighting with it, so to speak. Let’s leave it at that.
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Not for any particular reason, but..
I may pay Thieves’ a visit. Simply a heads-up.
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💎// hello chat ive been seriously burnt out lmaoo art is killing me my bad
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💎 // i’ll make a silly little strawpage for hyper soon <3 just for hc colllection and other art n junk lol
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THANK YOU.
To all those who blame me for the plane accident. Look at Hyperlaser. Never gets ran over because he is out of the run way like a smart person.
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There certainly is a good few of you watching what I post. Thank you for 100 followers; I’ll pick something up for myself in the morning from the bakery to celebrate. 💙
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@thatonemedkit
Alright, well, something happened to Biograft 433 and they believe themself to be a pilot, Scythe has.. disappeared, and there’s something going on with melting. Seems to be a concern.
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I’m.. I wouldn’t say afraid, but certainly not willing to say who.
Not looking to attract bad attention.
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Forgetting just how cold Blackrock can be is an experience, to say the least.
Coming to Crossroads with a few layers on makes me feel overdressed, anyhow.
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What. Okay.
I'm asking Hyper to come kill this thing.
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💎 // can someone stop the madness that is my response to scythe . guys we are at like 250 likes and ive doubled in follow countHELP
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I’ve yet to make acquaintance with this.. fluffy individual. Seen her around a time or two, but does anybody have a read on her?
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Apologies for my absence. I had forgotten I had this.
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Whatever you like to believe, warden.
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💎// looking at this and now seeing the 70ish bookmarks is fucking hilarious to me
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You still missed.
HYPERLASER TOLD ME TO STAY FOCUSED. SO I FOCUSED ON THROWING MY HAMMER AT HIM.HE FOUND OUT THAT IF I THROW IT RIGHT ITS LIKE A BOOMERANG HAHAHAA
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I hadn’t mentioned, but Princess is back inside. I opted to get her more toys and whatnot, hoping it keeps her inside.
Apologies if she caused any damages while on her escape.
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I’ve been seeing talk of little creatures. Beans? I heard Banhammer was dealing with a good few of them.
I am hoping I don’t run into them.
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💎 // helloo sorry for being missing lmao </3 college is beating my ass atm but in saying that feel free to follow my main in the meantime where i bitch about finals
@indridthespooky
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I should say, thank you for 70 followers. I might not be accustomed to a social media following, but I appreciate it.
I’ll get something nice from the bakery once I have a moment.
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.. What.
Is this what was going on in the airport? 433, where is the pilot? The one before you.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
I /DO/ WORK HERE.
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Maybe I’ll set up one of those drawing links. I see others with them and I’m interested.
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