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choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring
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Good evening, the relationship between Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Columbia University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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life could be worse...i could be worrying about the LSAT or the MCAT
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80% of the columbia dining experience is waiting in line while not even knowing what you're waiting in line for
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i want to go back to school but just the hanging out with friends and walking around campus part
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you've gotta be kidding me
cannot believe flushing is a real place. imagine if there was somewhere called pooping
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for having such a nice color palette columbia has the worst merch ever
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COLUMBIA MEN STOP THINKING YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOUR PROFESSORS CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE!!!)
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good luck to all the hs seniors today (especially the ones who applied to columbia)! remember that even if you get in, two years from now you'll be sitting in your dorm room wondering "what was i thinking????"
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as a columbia student how are you getting your instagram account hacked...shoulda used duo mobile 🤷🏾♂️
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the SAT means nothing. syllabus week is the real metric for reading comprehension
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not having a crush makes life so boring but it also makes it way easier to succeed at literally everything else so idk
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making friends at this school is hard not because people aren't friendly, but because half the time they did something absolutely despicable that you didn't know beforehand
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fort columbia is really crazy this year is gonna be so interesting
just visited Columbia University’s morningside campus. Numerous private security guards surrounding Butler lawns & you have to swipe to get in (a new policy). Multiple green spaces including Furnald lawn are now surrounded by fencing. Unsure of the total cost.
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last week until spring break, it's a beautiful day out, i have an unfinished essay that was due last night, a problem set i had 2 weeks to do that's also unfinished and due tonight, i have two midterms on consecutive days, things could not be better
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definitely delete instagram if you don't want to see performative white guilt for the next week or so
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the funniest thing about breakups at columbia is that people always forget to unfollow the side hustle instagram accounts
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in a way women's history month is kind of my month as well because of how much i love women
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insane that i have to go to classes tomorrow at the university i chose to attend 😕
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campus genuinely looks like its full of zombies rn. walked by the lawns in front of philosophy and everyone just looks dead
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trying to enjoy winter break with the knowledge that my grades could come out at any second
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4 page essay ive been procrastinating for 3 weeks that i thought was due at 11:59 tonight is actually due at 5 pm
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instead of a swim test seas men should take a talking to women properly test
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pretending like barnardfits wouldn't eat this up be so fr
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WHY IS IT SNOWING AGAIN IM LITERALLY SOBBING AND THROWING UP THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER
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this is what spec op-eds look like
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my sister gets to go to a based school in sunny california while ive been stuck in purgatory what is my life
Inbox: Pomona College faculty vote in favor of divestment from Israel. They’re asking the college to begin w/ removing direct investments in the 11 firms widely identified by Palestinian civic organizations including Barclays, CAF, Chevron, Elbit Systems Ltd., HD Hyundai, Volvo.
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stem professors be like "this one's a little tricky" and its the hardest problem you've ever seen in your life
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i refuse to become another story of wasted potential but like school is really hard guys
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putting off watching succession because if i wanted to see rich white people deal with parental issues i would just go to columbia unive- wait
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i got 3 of my front teeth knocked out in 2015 and today i finally got permanent replacements...i've literally waited 7 years for this guys i'm so happy 🥹
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They came for the Columbia College students, but I did not speak out because I was not a Columbia College student.
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pov you just returned the lightning bolt to olympus
We heard your calls all the way from Olympus. Welcome to
#PercyJackson
and the Olympians.
⚡️ Lance Reddick as Zeus
⚡️ Toby Stephens as Poseidon
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with all that's happened you'd think that the actual day of halloween would have passed by now
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this school is trying to brainwash me into believing that 40 degree weather constitutes "a nice day"
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columbia parties are so funny because there's never enough space so you kinda just have to stand there
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waiting in the halal cart line on any given weekend night during the school year
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a lot of people are getting wayyyy too comfortable with not holding the door open for the people behind them
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dublin fr in ireland?
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cs majors are focused on data structures but yall need to be focusing on dating structures ‼️
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college in nyc is great bc u get to see people put on the most nefarious fits you've ever seen just to go sit in like general chemistry
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the nature of being at a small school makes failed relationships/situationships/friendships so painfully awkward (due to mutual friends, overlap in interests, etc) but i dont think it means they're a waste of time because id much rather be figuring this stuff out at 19 than 30
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the way cornell kids have been posting about the us news ranking you'd think they were top 10 or something 😭 yall are one spot above us let's not get crazy here
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classes haven't even started yet what could they possibly be up to in there
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i went to high school w this girl LOL she literally argued against the cancellation of student debt
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just found out one of the worst ppl i know dropped out of stanford to start an AI company. i need the bubble to burst NOW
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columbia please stop emailing me about the pool it has nothing do to with me
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if there are any argentinian or french women under immense stress rn my dms are open 💙🤍💙🤍❤️
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spotify wrapped was insanely boring this year and i think it's because 1) they didn't give us any cool interactive experience like last year and 2) everyone and their mom downloaded stats dot fm or used receiptify all year so it's not like any new ground was broken
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