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We literally had the MOST time to prepare and now we have the highest death rate in Europe, second highest in the world.. and people aren’t outraged? People are begging for lockdown to be over? People are praising the government? I genuinely can’t even fathom this
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hayley williams: my momma swore that she would never let herself forget, and that was the day that I promised I'd never sing of love if it does not exist
14 year old me experiencing heartbreak for the first time: but darling youuuu are the only exception
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My dog ran off when he was off the lead for the first time ever and ran all the way home, and the way my mums telling him off is hilarious 😭 ‘you might be six but you’re not old enough to walk home on your own’
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No one:
Me when that’s what you get when paramore starts playing:
Dune DUne DUNE dUNE dun3 DuNe DuuuuunE Dyune DYuuuuuuune Dyyyyyuuuunnneeeee Doon Duninator Dern Derndonn dernflerf Dernnnnnnnn DUNNNNE Dune DUUUUNE
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Gets me every time
What video, no matter how many times you watch it, makes you *squeal* with laughter?
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The biggest cause of death for men under 35 is suicide because pricks like you say they should conceal their emotions. Fuck off.
I'm not convinced by this new trend of male public soul-bearing.
Time for our gender to get a grip, methinks. Life's tough- man up.
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They broke up again!!!
My friend broke up with her boyfriend and in the time it took for this card to come she got back together with him so now I have this card sat in my drawer waiting until one of my friends breaks up with their boyfriend like some sort of weird pessimistic psycho
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Also happy 2 years since I was supposed to see Hayley Williams in a 1500 cap venue
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The fact that £70 for a STANDING TICKET at arena gigs is now the standard is absolutely sickening
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#GrowingUpYorkshire
telling people you live 'near Sheffield' rather than saying Doncaster/Rotherham so they dont think you're a peado/tramp
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He’s so money supermarket
Okay what am I looking at🤔
Men! What is this called?!
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Right I might have just been dumb for the past 23 years but I literally can’t remember anyone ever making a fuss about VE Day? And now when it’s most important not to be in contact with other people, people are having street parties?
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@youmemmatsix
It genuinely boggles my mind how they ever thought herd immunity was a good idea knowing how dangerous the virus is
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Looking for 29 mates to go hunt Tories with dm me x x
NEW: Boris Johnson's Rule Of 6 has a controversial exemption - for grouse shooting and similar field sports.
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EXCLUSIVE: Cab Office drafted special meeting on exemption
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Grealish just is the love child of Orlando Bloom and Chuck Bass isnt he
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U know what, add it to the setlist
@paramore
x
13 years ago, B.o.B & hayley williams released 'airplanes'
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My friend broke up with her boyfriend and in the time it took for this card to come she got back together with him so now I have this card sat in my drawer waiting until one of my friends breaks up with their boyfriend like some sort of weird pessimistic psycho
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It’s perfectly appropriate to ask a man if he wants to have anal one day. A man is designed by God to have anal sex. To wonder if a man is going to have anal is natural and a compliment to his nature. To be offended by the question is to be uncomfortable with your biology.
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Hayley: I’m gonna be double fisting aperol spritzes around Europe all summer
UK weather:
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If you have to tell people not to go the pubs maybe you shouldn’t be reopening the pubs
Downing Street has warned people not to 'overdo it' when the
#coronavirus
#lockdown
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This is what happens in my brain every time I read Max Balegde’s name
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On my way back from
@counterfeitrock
in Manchester, keep ur eyes locked on
@RevivalMediaUK
for our interview!
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Honestly if this complete stranger asked for my help burying two bodies I would not hesitate
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Gimme the voucher
@GreggsOfficial
QT describing how much of a fool you’re willing to make of yourself for a free Greggs 👀
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Nothing to plug, just follow my insta, support your local charities & don’t vote tory x
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As excited as I am for a new paramore album I am a little sad that the AL era is officially over as of tomorrow, that lil album was the soundtrack to my early 20s and got me through so much 🥺
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As a person who grew up poor and who lived of frozen food and free school meals I feel like I should have something to add to the debate that’s going on but the only thing I can think of is my mum absolutely trying her hardest to provide for us any way she could
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So you’re telling me that songs made in 2002 are the same age in 2022 as songs made in 1987 were in 2007?
Sk8er Boi is my generation’s I Wanna Dance With Somebody?
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This veganuary isn’t veganuarying the way that other veganuaries veganuaried
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Me: social media management is a demanding job and should be taken seriously
Also me:
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Corbyn @ Brudenell yesterday after his appearance being announced only 7 hours before in exam period vs Theresa May 🙄 (📷:
@JackPalmer95
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Only in Leeds could u see 10 lifeguards, 30 pirates, 20 Greeks and the teletubbies at least 7 drinks deep at 5pm & not think anything of it
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Miley Cyrus Hayley Williams
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Getting divorced and releasing fire albums that single handedly save 2020
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I wore a dress for the first time in years so naturally had to have a photo shoot to document 🍹
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I've been put on a 7 month waiting list for counselling - don't you dare stand there and say it's
#timetotalk
when your lack of funding is halting the very thing you're preaching for
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So you’re not gonna follow my insta?
@hxrrop
And with this you just lost all your credibility. First you post about something important and then you want people to follow you on Instagram. For what? So you can post more pictures of yourself? You just shown what kind of narrow minded shallow person you are.
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Realising you’re closer to Luke and Lorelai’s age in the first season of Gilmore Girls than you are to Rory’s
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As if while she sleeps’ pyrotechnics have set the fire alarm off halfway through the first song and now we’ve been evacuated 😭
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Fellas is it gay to want to live
Looool someone berated my dad for having a mask that wasn’t very “manly” imagine worrying about being “manly” over getting CV-19
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41% of 18-24 yo men are twats
Are women to blame if they're sexually assaulted while drunk or wearing a short skirt?
41% of 18-24 yo men said YES
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No way have I just come across a house on rightmove with a picture of Trixie Mattel on the chimney breast lookin like she’s Jesus or something
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You: got until 21st June to get into shape
Me: got until 21st June to rebuild my alcohol tolerance
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All downhill from there eh
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Genuinely don’t know enough about the case to pick a side and I know people are speculating whether this is staged but.. this is so sad? He obviously needs help and people are just glorifying it and mocking it??
Amber Heard shows photos of Johnny Depp’s lunch- whisky and four lines of coke, then passed out on floor.
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Dear all non-third years: all the horror stories you heard about third year were true. Take a gap year. Never come back.
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Got a haircut and ended up looking 10x more bisexual. Where is my angsty punk girl band
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People with anxiety can joke about anxiety. Global fucking corporations cannot. DELETE THIS
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Is that the-‘ ‘the top hayley Williams wore on the first date of their spring tour in 2013?’ Yeah’
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Told my mum I was coming home yesterday but couldn’t make it in the end and she’s just text me this 😭 he’s a dog mum
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About twice a week my dumb fuckin dog gets this toy stuck on his face I cba
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Adulthood is saying 'I'll just dry shampoo it, it'll be fine' every day until you die
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Max hates the bath so whenever we tell him it's bath time he hides behind the toilet 😭😭😭
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If you say 'who's a dickhead' to your dog in a nice enough tone, they will always get excited and think it's them
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Every time this woman tweets I thank GOD I didn’t get a Harry Potter tattoo
‘People who menstruate.’ I’m sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone help me out. Wumben? Wimpund? Woomud?
Opinion: Creating a more equal post-COVID-19 world for people who menstruate
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Not paramore declaring Scottish independence
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Why do people on LinkedIn
Talk absolute shite
But separate it out like this
So it looks like they’re saying something profound
But actually
They’re just saying they treat their staff
With bare minimum respect
And want applause for it
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'We're in debt, we need to cut child tax credits!' ... '£150 million refurbishment of Buckingham Palace you say? No problem'
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