my dad is 89, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. he told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. so, Twitter, meet my grandfather.
EVERYTIME I WATCH THE THRONE ROOM PROPOSAL I GET EVEN MORE FUCKIGN EMO LIKE ARE YOU KDIDNG ME ??? HE ASKED HER TO RULE THE FUCKING GALAXY WITH HIM WHILE IT LOOKS LIKE STARS ARE FALLING FROM THE CELING AND HE'S DISHEVELED AND SWEATY AND HE JUST FOUGHT TO PROTECT HER AND HES CRYING
yall if we cant handle a black fucking tshirt what are we gonna do when december comes around and he's a sad lonely byronic hero in his flowing cape and messy hair eye
i want adam driver to wrap me in his leather jacket into a contraption not unlike the rubber man from AHS: Murder House. i then want him to sting me up like a smoked ham out to dry and slap me with his hulk hand so hard that i have a 5-star tattooed onto my body for the rest of+
i heard someone was talking shit about kylo ren crocs and i jsut wanna say fucking square up so i can step on your face with my kylo jibbit at the mighty helm of my coke white croc
omg so glad to see that han's zombie is helping his son rebuild his helmet you can tell that it's him bc of those wrinkles and age spots i love father son diy bonding <3
one could say that I want adam driver to rail me so hard that my insides fly out of my mouth and enter orbit not unlike my wig when I saw these photos !
i want adam driver to shove his hulk hand so far up my cooter that I am then perched upon his arm not unlike a child’s water wing. I then want him to take a dip in the pool and use me not unlike a pool noodle swinging me around with reckless abandon at anyone who dare oppose us
"Please..." HEADASS I WANNA FUCJIGN DIE LOOK AT HIM AND SHE JUST FUCKING SAVED HIS DUMB EMO ASS AND HES JUST READY TO GIVE HER FUCKIGN EVERYTHING THATH E HAS I--
you awaken from a deep slumber, roused by the feeling of someone watching you. You open your eyes to see this man standing in the corner of your room, heady expression on his face. “Milaya...” he all but whispers, “come here.”
wyd?
i want adam driver to freaky my deaky so violently that the pure g force from his ministrations cause my insides to cUmbust with the heat generated from his tender movements. i then want him to perform a mortal kombat fatality on my cloot with his bolt of crystallized nut!