Harsh Goenka
@hvgoenka
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Chairman - RPG Enterprises. Happiness addict. Loves people, food, sports, art.
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Joined May 2009
The PM of Singapore travels on official duty aboard a low-cost airline—on a normal scheduled flight, no frills, no national or private jet, and without a large entourage at the taxpayers’ expense. This is how respect is earned. 🫡
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The clock has stopped ticking. The Titan passes away. #RatanTata was a beacon of integrity, ethical leadership and philanthropy, who has imprinted an indelible mark on the world of business and beyond. He will forever soar high in our memories. R.I.P
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Can anyone tell me if this penalty kick is within the rules….
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Taj group of hotels are sending free food for the doctors in government hospitals in Mumbai. What a fine humanitarian act!.@TataCompanies always stand above the rest in the time of crisis 👏👏👏👏
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My friend’s idea to get back #Kohinoor:.1. Invite #RishiSunak to India.2. Kidnap him when he is stuck in Bangalore traffic to visit his in-laws.3. Send instead Ashish Nehra as UK PM. No one will realise it. 4. Nehra will be told to pass the bill to return Kohinoor. 💎 in 🇮🇳! 😀😀.
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Some Muslims think that Hindus hate them, but that may not be true. Hindus hate Ajmal Kasab and love Abdul Kalam. Do understand the difference!.
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Commando Nirala killed 5 terrorists and was killed while fighting the sixth in Kashmir. As the family was poor, all Garud Commandos donated Rs 500 each amounting to Rs 5 lacs to get his sister married. You see some of them make the bride walk on their palms as a mark of respect.
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Two Gujaratis are enough to manage most of the things. POLITICS : Modi & Shah.BUSINESS: Ambani & Adani.CRICKET: Jadeja & Pandya.
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A husband and wife team fighting COVID-19 together. They work all 7 days for 18 hours a day and they can't touch each other except while wearing safety equipment in case one is infected. These are just two of the thousands of heroes that are battling the front lines in this war.
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Who’s my news reporter of the year?.It is this journalist who saw a migrant worker with no shoes and quietly gave him his own. Well, we have journalists like this too.👏🏼 👏👏 .
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My friend asked me, “Show me India.”.I answered,”See, this is my India.”
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Rakhi Dutta, a 19 year donated 65% of her liver to her father who was suffering from a serious liver ailment, without even thinking of the scars, pain or any future threat. A daughter’s love for her father is always very special. An answer to all who think daughters are useless.
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Finally after years of teasing by Turkish ice cream vendors, this kid takes revenge …. 😀😀👌.
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A scientist reads hundreds of books but believes he has a lot more to learn. A religious person reads one book and he thinks he knows it all.
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None of my businessmen friends have paid to get tickets for the #WorldcupFinal, they have all managed to get a ‘pass’. And that’s where the irony lies- it’s the rich who don’t want to pay!.
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If BJP wins the elections, I'm leaving the country. If Congress wins the elections, then too I'm leaving the country. This is not a political post. I just want to travel . 😜.
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I asked a CEO of one of the biggest industrial groups in India which is on the verge of bankruptcy, why this happened?. He replied, “Bosses who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.”.
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Rajkumari Ratnavati Girl’s School an architectural marvel will serve more than 400 girls, from kindergarten to class 10, from below the poverty line residing in the mystic Thar Desert region of Jaisalmer in Rajasthan, India. The girls’ uniforms are designed by Sabyasachi.
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It’s fun to see Japanese schoolgirls enjoying ‘kala chashma’.
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It’s interesting:. Indians neither understand nor follow basic rules like. - Stopping at a red light.- Spitting on roads.- Talking on the mobile while driving.- Wearing the seatbelt. But they understand the full intricacies of CAA/CAB/NRC !.Wah re Indians!.
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When thieves steal a buffalo at night, they remove bell from neck and one thief runs in west ringing the bell. Rest run east with buffalo. And villagers in dark run west behind the noise of the bell. Buffalo-Jobs, Covid, Economy.Bell-SSR, Rhea, Kangana.Thieves- News channels.
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Rare to see a CEO dance and have fun in an office setting. That’s the way to create a happy culture @DipaliGoenka #welspun.
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I always wondered how wealth disappeared through generations…
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I feel like I put in too much effort sometimes. And then I saw this photo! My salute!
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I wanted to transfer my bed to my new home. The Packers were asking a rate equal to the price of the bed. My Gujarati friend suggested- Sell it on Quikr and buy it again on Quikr from the new address using two different login IDs. Quikr will transport it free. What an idea sirji!.
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“Be like a bamboo. The higher you grow, the deeper you bow.” Two of the most respected businessmen #RatanTata #NarayanaMurthy
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Today breakfast with RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat ji:. - Hindutva is not getting aggressive but assertive.- Bhartiyata and Hindutva are synonyms.- Major ideals of RSS ~ truth, compassion, purity and hard work.- RSS’s main objective is to get ready good people.- Devotion to any God are
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What is the difference between Kareena and Corona?. One who comes in contact with Kareena is Saif. One who comes in contact with Corona is not safe. And what is the similarity?. Ye Kareena aur Corona ke chakkar mei bahut “Shahid" .ho chuke hain.
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When Covid19 danger is over, let's spend our holidays in India, eat in local restaurants, buy local veggies, buy Indian brands of clothes and support local businesses. They will need our help to survive. Let’s do our bit in helping each other stand and grow again. God bless 🇮🇳!.
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I want my India cleaner than Finland, more innovative than Switzerland, to do better in Olympics than USA, to be safer than Sweden - to be the fastest growing economy. And here we are wasting our time on saffron or green, potatoes or beef, CAA or not. Let’s focus on real issues.
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I have Rs 10, 000. My daughter texts me she needs Rs 3000 and my son texts he needs Rs 2000. How much do I have left?. Answer- Rs 10,000 and two unread messages.
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Hindus standing in queue to buy cakes from a Jewish bakery (Nahoum’s), made by Muslim chefs, to celebrate a Christian festival. This is my Kolkata. This is my India.
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I admire people like him….having passion for what they are doing
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I enjoy #SharkTankIndia as a program and I think it is a great platform for our budding entrepreneurs. 1.But whenever I think of sharks, I think of the movie ‘Jaws’ and bleeding 🩸!
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I notice that most of my friends from school who studied hard, did IAS, ICS, IPS are doing election duty. And those who didn’t study, did badly are election candidates!!!.Irony!.
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Just to remind our present parliamentarians, how gracefully our MPs used to speak!
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On graduation I promised my son Rs 1 cr- . My package details:. 25 lacs cost of his studies in last 14 years.15 lacs cost of all his food and holidays.30 lacs cost of his room in my apartment.25 lacs kept in a bank against which he can take loan.5 lacs kept for his future needs.
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Shortest resignation letter by Dinesh Trivedi from TMC:. ‘जय श्री राम ‘ 😀😀😀.
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Many ask me, it’s 9 years what have they done?.With great pride I answer that the tricolour 🇮🇳is flying from Kashmir to the moon 🌙 !.
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Tell me any other global ‘leader’ who has.1. 70%+ approval rating of his people.2. Made serious gains for his country in technology and digital infrastructure .3. Has good relations with almost all countries.4. Is taking his country to one of the highest growth rates in the world.
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Indian Army, Navy and Air Force - son, father and grandfather Salute to the family !
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He has sent this video as his CV and now I hear all the TV news channels want to hire him.
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My young one asked me, “What does COVID-19 stand for?”. I thought for a while and replied, “China Organized Virus In December ‘19.”.
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My own experience :. - All our plants are running at 100% capacity.- Demand is very strong .- Rural markets have never been better.- Slight shortage of raw materials.- Back to hiring more people. INDIA IS BACK !!!.
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I thanked my wife for fasting on ‘Karvachauth’ and then I told her “You are like the movie ‘Fast and Furious'!.One day Fast, 364 days Furious.”.Still recovering ……🤕.
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Statue of Unity – next wonder of the world?. - 1.77 lakh tourists in Christmas week, Rs 3.8 Cr in 6 days.- 38 lakh visitors so far.- Nov’19: 15,036 daily visitors overtook Statue of Liberty 10,000.- Revenue Rs. 82 Cr in 1st year vs Taj Mahal's Rs. 86 Cr
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#ElectionResults.1) BJP happy- forming govt.2) Congress happy- 100 seats.3) SP happy- UP performance.4) NCP-SP and SS- UBT happy- did better than their split party.5) TMC happy- sweep in Bengal.6) Election Commission happy- no blame on EVM. Yehi tho hai ‘Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas’.
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The worst prison is having the talent and intelligence to achieve greatness but lacking the courage to act.
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Brilliant ad from Nike . on Nadal announcing his retirement 👌
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Indians when in Paris: Look at Eiffel Tower. Why can't we build such structures?.Indians when in New York: Look at Empire State Building. Why can't we build such structures?.Indians when in India: Look at Patel's Statue. Why can't we build a hospital or school instead!.(WA).
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If they were migrant labour, we let them die. If they were MLAs, we fly them to resorts.
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Sikhs are applying balm to the tired and wounded legs of migrants who are walking miles and miles to their distant homes. This is true humanity, true ‘seva’. My respect to these great people.
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A test kit made in India for CoVID- 19. It cost Rs 12 per test as against Rs 4500 for imported kits .Can manufacture 200,000 kits per week. Minal Bhosale delivered first testing kit and within 4 hours delivered her baby. Salute to her entrepreneurship!.
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While the New Zealand PM resigns saying ‘no fuel in the tank’ our PM…
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I gave my friend a loan with zero interest. Now he has zero interest in returning it.🤔.
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