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2004 Chambers Elementary AR Points record holder

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Michael
17 hours
Your 2026 Super Bowl champions: the Houston Texans
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RT @astros: It’s officially baseball season.
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THOSE DEVIL MAGIC BUM ASS FRAUDS FINALLY LOST FUCK THE CHIEFS
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Mahomes stat padding have some shame man
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This might be the best kicking performance I’ve ever seen this dude is drilling it dead center every time
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These fucking bum ass cry babies finally falling apart the second the refs let them play a fair game. Fuck the chiefs fuck Travis kelce and fuck mahomes fraud bum ass. Fakest fluke dynasty built off dogshit penalties and devil magic
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Like clockwork the group of people you’d expect to hate on the halftime show are putting in overtime letting everyone know their opinions loudly
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Hopkins 💔
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Michael
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Jalen hurts you bum ass
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Michael
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It’s genuinely so fucking deflating that everyone knows anytime the chiefs are in any kind of trouble at any point they’ll just get bailed out. Fuck them and their stupid ass fans
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Michael
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Yeah congrats on the softest bullshit 3 peat of all time you fucking losers. Every single fucking time the refs bail them out fuck the chiefs
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@HoustonRockets That’s fucking pathetic
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Michael
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New episodes of Severance and Invincible at the same time is single-handedly keeping me mentally stable
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Michael
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@BiasedHouston Good thing we got some more 2nd round picks and a bum ass backup center instead of any kind of shooter/scorer at the deadline
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Michael
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I take it back the rockets are some bum ass fucking losers. Why is every team is this fucking town a bunch of choke artists
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Michael
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@BenDuBose Completely valid, me personally there’s just something soul crushing that’ll never fully go away anytime I see 2019 highlights or the pic of him walking off the mound. On top of the fact that Soto should’ve never been on base anyway, if that strike is called I guarantee we win it
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@barry_hendrix @BenDuBose That’s absolutely fair, there’s just something I’ll never get over seeing that pic of him walking off the mound in 2019. That plus 2015 just being in the ALDS I don’t really think they go further than the ALCS but it’s a fun what if
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Alex Bregman was a pivotal part of the astros winning 2 rings. He’s also 31 and paying him what he wants would fast track the team to being mid for years. Both can be true, blaming Dana for not signing him while replacing him and 1B with top 10 replacements is stupid
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