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@crazyclipsonly
This camera guy is just zooming in and out as if there is a movie been filmed.
Human life has no value in this social media age. 😭😭
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5/5 Consecutive Rim Hits until he dunks it in.
𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐊𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐬 is a SNIPER on and off the pitch.
😱👑🔥
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@MadridXtra
Just another at the office.
Told you, toni doesn't even rate his own MVP performances.. 😭
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@totalcristiano
@MadridXtra
How can you be this cool before facing your fierce rival in a final after just coming from injury?
Surely, this mentality can only be found at Real Madrid.
Remember when Kroos said: 'Doesn't matter, we'll win it 30 minutes later.'
It's like they have already seen the future.
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When you are the face of football.
No athlete can ever have this Aura. 😭
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@MadridXtra
@marca
What is Barcelona?
"No words, only money can describe it. Probably the most corrupt club in the world."
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@ATchouameniTeam
Joselu instead of giving Arda a chance almost certainly knowing that he will miss, missed it..
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I love you, 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨.
What you have done by not letting somebody from 5-6th graded league come and run over you is the bravest decision anybody has ever taken in the history of football.
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 fans! Enjoy your Carabo cup and
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@theMadridZone
@GuillermoRai_
Will he ever play? 😭😭😭
My hair have gone grey man.. so unlucky for him.
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@CristianoXtra_
Imagine the influence where you can change a professional's lifestyle. 😭💯⬇️
If just by being talented you become a GOAT then Ronaldo R9 was more talented, Ronaldinho was more talented, adriano would suck the life out of you.
- Leader
- inspirational
- Motivational
- Committed
- Devoted
- Passion
- Hardwork
- Mentality
- Self Belief
- Adaptation
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@crazyclipsonly
No knowledge on gun safety training.. Just out here with my buddy buying a pistol to scare kids off my street.
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@TrollFootball
Suarez thought his wife is chellini who's stopping him from SCORING on christnas eve
😭
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@TeamCRonaldo
I dom't care who else he proves wromg. Just want ten hag to be sacked before the season ends.
How am I gonna tell my kids that this man is 38 years old? 😭😭
🏟️Games - 1️⃣0️⃣
⚽️Goals - 1️⃣3️⃣
🅰️Assists - 0️⃣6️⃣
🐐💯👑
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@totalcristiano
Anybody willing to beat 42 at age 38 in any league or maybe MLS?
Cristiano Ronaldo has recreated his wonder goal from an iconic record breaking 2007-08 season.
15 years apart.
Same Cristiano 😤🐐👑
Greatest he is.
Greatest he was.
Greatest he will ever be.
8⃣6⃣2⃣ & counting🕝
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@nocontextfooty
He should be given a ban by his own club if they want to compete at this level.
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“I still remember when my teacher told me that football wouldn’t give me anything to eat.”
Today! He is the Greatest footballer to ever live on the face of Earth and no one can tell me otherwise.
Cristiano Ronaldo he is, gentlemen🐐👑
8⃣6⃣0⃣ & counting🕑
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If just by being talented you become a GOAT then Ronaldo R9 was more talented, Ronaldinho was more talented, adriano would suck the life out of you.
- Leader
- inspirational
- Motivational
- Committed
- Devoted
- Passion
- Hardwork
- Mentality
- Self Belief
- Adaptation
All
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@TimelineCR7
What an upgrade frlm Santos to Martinez.. 🙏🏻
Josko Gvardiol should've done against Messi in the WC what Fede Valverde just did there.
But I guess not everyone's decision making is that quick⚡️💯
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@CristianoXtra_
- The biggest Badass football has ever produced
- The Bully of the big boys
- The Ultimate sh*t-up call to the haters
- The Unrepeatable ...
Cristiano Ronaldo.
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@theMadridZone
Tbh, I've no idea what is their DNA other than bribery. Plus they got lucky with messi...
That's why messi's brother said 'barca was nothing before messi.' 😂😂😂
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@cristiano7TheG
Bums like Santos and Ten Hag doubted him. 😂😂
Cristiano Ronaldo has a 100% record of scoring 3/3 free kicks using 'Curling Free Kick' technique.
1️⃣ 🆚 Sporting Lisbon 🇵🇹
2️⃣ 🆚 Spain 🇪🇸
3️⃣ 🆚 Damac FC 🇸🇦
Imagine if he had always used this technique, would be been over 100 a long time ago. 😤😤
Whereas a certain someone is
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@NoodleHairCR7
Please keep giving these extraordinary performances every game. I love you ETH, stay forever.
I love you, 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨.
What you have done by not letting somebody from 5-6th graded league come and run over you is the bravest decision anybody has ever taken in the history of football.
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 fans! Enjoy your Carabo cup and
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@TeamCRonaldo
Fanboy ‼️
Cristiano Ronaldo has a 100% record of scoring 3/3 free kicks using 'Curling Free Kick' technique.
1️⃣ 🆚 Sporting Lisbon 🇵🇹
2️⃣ 🆚 Spain 🇪🇸
3️⃣ 🆚 Damac FC 🇸🇦
Imagine if he had always used this technique, would be been over 100 a long time ago. 😤😤
Whereas a certain someone is
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@MadridXtra
Rudiger said before signing that 'The Real Madrid DNA of never giving up has impressed me the most. It's exactly what I am and what I want.'
Now he has seen it, enjoyed it, been part of it, did it himself at one occasion.
What a Monster he is..
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@piersmorgan
@Cristiano
Eric Ten Hag not losing his sleep but making sure man utd fans become a meme at every social media platform is the best thing.
I love you, 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨.
What you have done by not letting somebody from 5-6th graded league come and run over you is the bravest decision anybody has ever taken in the history of football.
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 fans! Enjoy your Carabo cup and
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Born on 21 July, 2006.
Endrick has seen Lionel Messi getting:
8⃣0⃣0⃣➕Goals ⚽️
3⃣0⃣0⃣➕Assists 🅰️
6⃣5⃣ Free Kicks 🥅
4⃣0⃣➕ Trophies 🏆
8⃣ Ballon Dors🏆
1⃣ World Cup 🏆
But the GOAT for this South
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@nocontextfooty
She wanted a hug but Jude is a smart guy. He knows the hate he would've gotten there.
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@theMadridZone
Now if Real Madrid come out as the most winners in the Super League, they will say papa has bought all the refs.
Already buying a basket to gather the tears. 😭😭
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@crazyclipsonly
I don't even know if those were happy tears or sad tears.
Guess she always worked night shifts ⬇️😭😭
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How am I gonna tell my kids that this man is 38 years old? 😭😭
🏟️Games - 1️⃣0️⃣
⚽️Goals - 1️⃣3️⃣
🅰️Assists - 0️⃣6️⃣
🐐💯👑
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Cristiano Ronaldo has a 100% record of scoring 3/3 free kicks using 'Curling Free Kick' technique.
1️⃣ 🆚 Sporting Lisbon 🇵🇹
2️⃣ 🆚 Spain 🇪🇸
3️⃣ 🆚 Damac FC 🇸🇦
Imagine if he had always used this technique, would be been over 100 a long time ago. 😤😤
Whereas a certain someone is
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@TeamCRonaldo
Has there ever been a debate as big as this?
Born on 21 July, 2006.
Endrick has seen Lionel Messi getting:
8⃣0⃣0⃣➕Goals ⚽️
3⃣0⃣0⃣➕Assists 🅰️
6⃣5⃣ Free Kicks 🥅
4⃣0⃣➕ Trophies 🏆
8⃣ Ballon Dors🏆
1⃣ World Cup 🏆
But the GOAT for this South
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Cristiano Ronaldo has recreated his wonder goal from an iconic record breaking 2007-08 season.
15 years apart.
Same Cristiano 😤🐐👑
Greatest he is.
Greatest he was.
Greatest he will ever be.
8⃣6⃣2⃣ & counting🕝
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@centredevls
@NoodleHairCR7
@ChrisWheelerDM
@samuelluckhurst
I don't think it's true.
He could've said talk to me when you have won 5 UCLs and a WC. But this is fake, made up i guess.
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Tyson Fury to Cristiano Ronaldo before the fight:
"Cristiano! You're the greatest footballer that has ever lived. And I mean that.
I'm a big fan."
😤
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@nocontextfooty
Only if you know the rules of football.
That is part of the shoulder.
Please, for once, go and check the rules and then come back.
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@theMadridZone
Alaba should be a back-up now like Nacho. He is a complete failure when it comes to aerial.
If you still wanna give him time, play him LB.
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@MadridXtra
@relevo
And if you ask Kroos, he will be like 'It's just a pass, nothing special.'
Ice cold 🥶
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@NoodleHairCR7
Way better. Not 'just'...
They recognize performances based on a year plus what year a player a performed.
Imagine Cristiano gets the best scorers award in 2024 for top scorer of 2023. People will laugh.
But somebody just got that. And JOM knows why
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@NoodleHairCR7
FIFA are reviving football in KSA and the only player gets invited is Cristiano Ronaldo?
Talk about face of football.
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@RmaDonyfc
@nocontextfooty
Disrespectful to ceballos? 😂
Ceballos couldn't put in 2 good corners whereas Arda was lethal in his 1st game.
Ceballos needs to understand he cannt take every single corner/free kick. The kid has been dying to play and you wonmt even let him take a kick.
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Josko Gvardiol should've done against Messi in the WC what Fede Valverde just did there.
But I guess not everyone's decision making is that quick⚡️💯
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@TeamCRonaldo
Pep Guardiola?
Has Gundogan ever seen pep play?
😂😂
Toni Kroos is above Pep as a player.
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@FootballFolies
@GoalNews
@goal
Have you got any shame??
Was it not saudi team that didn't let argentina win despite a penalty??
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@nuevezon
@totalcristiano
He became the fan when bribery was at its peak. 😭😭
No wonder his eyes are finally opened.
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@totalcristiano
Theirry Henry must be crying for what he did.. Cuz now he will never be included in the Best XI and there won't be a single Best XI without Cristiano. And, funny thing is you can put Ronaldo in any of LW/RW/ST positions.
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@AlNassrFC_EN
Woww!!
Al-Nassr really brought the legends of the game to their home. 🙏🏻
What a gesture man.
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There is only one man, I repeat, only 1 man who can be losing and still has the mentality to win it, snatch it, grab it, grasp it from the hands of opponents. 😤
The 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 comeback any player has ever done all by himself.💯
𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜́𝐨 scores 2⃣
𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨
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Manchester United lost 0-3 to Newcastle United.
Eric Ten Hag is an utter shame to this club.
When the 'problem' faced Newcastle United. ⬇️😭😭
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Remember when Khabib refused to take photo with a barca fan. 😂
He then made the boy say ' HALA MADRID'
😭😭
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@ESPNFC
I love it and I think I deserve it.
I love you, 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨.
What you have done by not letting somebody from 5-6th graded league come and run over you is the bravest decision anybody has ever taken in the history of football.
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 fans! Enjoy your Carabo cup and
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🚨|
@SCBragaOficial
just posted this video on their 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐗 account.
This is how you welcome the greatest, most successful in the world, 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐝 for the 𝟏𝐬𝐭 time in their history.
𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐝 💯👑🏆
#UCL
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It was this moment when a 2⃣4⃣ years old Cristiano Ronaldo told the world that 'he's HIM'.
Built Different. 🐐💯
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@MadridXtra
Sometimes! I just don't like Carlo's stubbornness.
He's the same guy who said if you're talented, i'll play you regardless of your age [quoting Gigi buffon].
And he is the same guy, who somehow thinks Kepa is a good keeper.. 😭😭
I speak for all Madrid fans when I say Andriy Lunin has to be put 1st choice until Courtois is back.
He is miles ahead of Kepa in terms of everything except 1st team apps.
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@theMadridZone
I've never seen carvajal scoring headers. But his 2 headers today got us a point.
1 saving a goal
1 scoring a goal
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I speak for all Madrid fans when I say Andriy Lunin has to be put 1st choice until Courtois is back.
He is miles ahead of Kepa in terms of everything except 1st team apps.
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@goal
Football has never produced a man with ice in his veins and balls of steal having a karizma like no other ....
When Cristiano speaks, you listen. Because, there can be tonns of midgets you'll see, there won't be another Cristiano.
The biggest BADASS there is... 🫵
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Xavi before the match: "we'll show Real Madrid our DNA."
Xavi after the match:
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@theMadridZone
Not bad in a season full of injuries, managed to win all 6. Although, our chances to win it this year are not quiet high. But if anyone can do us a favor of knocking city out, 15th will come home smooth..
5/5 Consecutive Rim Hits until he dunks it in.
𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐊𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐬 is a SNIPER on and off the pitch.
😱👑🔥
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