Hillary Clinton (Parody)
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The woman that people love to hate. I legit beat the Orange Man in 2016 but didn’t get the prize. Campaigning hard for 2024!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but here is your daily reminder that I won in 2016.
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Would you be happy if the Orange man agreed to permanently leave the U.S. in exchange for all charges being dropped—banished for life? Or do you really want to see him behind bars?
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Or, now hear me out, if he would promise to go there before 2024 we could permit it.
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Perhaps one should have to pass a basic Civics test to serve in the House or Senate. Go ahead MAGAts, spend 5 months on 25A and continue to do nothing productive for the citizens of our great nation. PS…YOU have no power.
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I won’t be watching the RNC circus this week. Have to shampoo my hair. Oh, and just don’t care.
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What’s up with the weird assortment of flowers?
Reminder:
There is a candidate that isn’t owned by the establishment.
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Chelsea darling, all I really want for Mother’s Day this year is for the Orange man to be convicted and behind bars.
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Calling someone a “threat to democracy” isn’t hateful rhetoric if it’s true.
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ATTN: You should not vote for Kami because she is Black nor because she is female. You should vote for her because she is qualified to do the job and has 34 less conviction her opponent.
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Why does the Russian asset continue to be obsessed with me? Jealousy?
Do you think Hillary Clinton should be tried for treason when Donald Trump is elected ?
YES or NO ?
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You aren’t the only one uncorking a bottle tonight. Clink clink.
This bottle was purchased to celebrate
@HillaryClinton
win as our first woman president.This is a sloppy second. Bottoms up America. The chickens have come to roost..
#GUILTY
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I love classic black and whites…..oh, and everything Nicole wrote.
She was slandered and defamed for over a decade because she went beyond being a First Lady. She became a US Senator, then Secretary of State, then the Democratic Nominee for President. There was an election stolen in 2016. Hers. We should trend
#SheWon
. It's the least we can do.
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So Trump doesn’t get lonely in prison, he needs an imaginary friend. What should the fake friend’s name be?
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Can’t believe MAGAts are sending out Mother’s Day wishes. They are trying to strip liberties from women—they don’t to feel good about themselves.
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Just another GOP Man of Faith and Family who can’t keep it in his pants, and leaves his wife—and kids—so he can spend more time playing hide the sausage —with his new slut. Shocking, I know.
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Brilliant! We don’t have the $ for universal health care, IRS agents to collect legit taxes, food for starving children, lodging for homeless vets, but we plenty for a useless, rightwing database? Bravo MAGAts. Bravo.
Katie Britt Introduces Bill To Create A National Registry Of Pregnant Women
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LA said it best….OH HELL no
Oh hell no, there's not going to be mistrial.
Trump was found guilty, fuck your feelings!
#ProudBlue
#MAGACultMorons
#ConvictedFelonTrump
#TrumpIsHumanTrash
#TrumpIsUnfit
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Real talent is kicking a door and shattering a glass ceiling simultaneously.
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Why are the planes to Westminster full with so many MAGAts? You are a bunch of bitc
#s
but you can’t compete with adorable real dogs like this.
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I know a Billionaire that the Orange man didn’t hit up for his bond $. Wonder why he didn’t call Billy and me?!
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When this is your biggest cheerleader, your team sucks.
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Oh Gio darling, everyone who knows me will attest I personally would never get my hands dirty. Decent click bait here but no truth.
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Why would people consider putting such a law breaker in the Oval? Those who ignore small rules will also break big ones. Good job Judge but $9k won’t deter this big mouthed election denier.
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Bravo. Bravo. 👏 👏👏👏
Didn't Trump take a black job after Obama left the White House?🤔
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Dear MSM, you love Joey. You loathe the Orange man. Start acting like it again.
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The true strength of a leader is the brilliance of the team who surrounds them. Joey has an awesome team.
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Good morning to all you childless cat ladies!
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One of the greatest traits of a leader is to lead by example. Good job ladies.
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Unless you want 4 more years of DC doing nothing except attacking and persecuting the rival party, vote BLUE.
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Poor little girl has no mirrors in her house?
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HELL YES!
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So Trump is bashing Kami on her Border results. At least she doesn’t have “kids in cages” on her resume.
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Will Trump’s walk up song to his jail cell be Dueling Banjos?!
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Who needs to be expelled first?
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Is anyone keeping track of the number of Black women who have made Trump’s life a living hell?
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Let me get this straight—paying off a pornstar, inciting an insurrection, and attempting to steal an election aren’t crimes but checking the time is? Got it MAGAts.
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Trump needs a VP who will bring more integrity and ethics than the Orange man himself. Both Cosby and Weinstein are candidates!
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I agree with Joey. Hunter is probably the smartest guy I know as well. When MAGAts come after you for tax evasion, snorting blow, laying w prostitutes, illegally purchasing a gun, making Millions overseas, and you will never see the inside of a cell—you are one smart guy!
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People really should listen to me.
Anita Hill warned us about Clarence Thomas. Hillary Clinton warned us about Samuel Alito. Christine Blasey Ford warned us about Brett Kavanaugh. E Jean Carroll & at least 25 other women warned us about Trump. Imagine where we’d be if their warnings were heeded.
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Thoroughly excited about a VP candidate who doesn’t even have a big boy name —just initials.
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Congratulations! Women’s sports rock! Volleyball Day in Nebraska sets world record for attendance at a women's sporting event. 92,003!!
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Funny how the MAGATs no longer care about this.
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MAGAT’s Bibles must omit Lev 19: 33-34“ ‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.
The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.
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I would rather be the party of ageism rather than the one of racism, sexism, and cryptorchidism. (Yeah. Look it up)!!
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Anchovies in your morning coffee is a better idea than Trump returning to the Oval.
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Should we choose a president based on their laugh or their lack of felonies?!
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What we need is more wholesome, talented people who can bring smiles to everyone they meet. Like Fred Astaire and me!
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Where can we purchase a few million of these buttons?!
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When will the DOJ quit persecuting this lovable guy? Only reason he is in court is because MAGAts hate his daddy.
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Some are. Some aren’t. Editorial note: It is never difficult to send the Orange man to prison, far, far away from the White House.
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MAYDAY MAYDAY. This endorsement is going to make billions of common sense people cast their vote for the convicted felon. Seriously? This is the best the Orange man could muster?
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This never gets old.
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Wondering if Trump’s lawyers would allow me on the jury. I PROMISE I can be impartial.
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@FL0TUS__
Looks like that falls under Mayor Pete’s department—transportation issue. Surely he can handle it.
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I would rather have a President who tried to shake hands with the bunny rather than one who tried to hump a bunny in a skirt like some unnamed, former POTUS!
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These three stalwarts should scare the hell out of Putin and Kim Jong Uh.
Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau, Finnish President Stubb, and I are proud to announce the Icebreaker Collaboration Effort between our nations.
This effort will not only build cutting-edge icebreakers, it'll create good jobs and sustain peace in the Arctic and Antarctic regions.
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Trump wanting to celebrate and highlight is birthday is just another case of taking attention away from the ones who truly deserve it. It is the 79th anniversary of his parents having coitus!
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BREAKING NEWS: Brilliant plan by
@NY_Gov_PR
to turn Trump Tower into Ground Zero for NY Homeless initiative. This massive hunk of tacky gold will house up to 7,538 homeless individuals! Way to go Governor!
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I trust Dr Seuss more than I do Dr Ronny Jackson.
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The State of NY should mandate that Trump be housed at the Roosevelt Hotel during the balance of his trial!
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We could easily break the party of MAGATs by burning all khaki pants.
Cowards too stupid to be a cop, too scared to join the military. Playing Nazi.
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@Rizabellepow
Rita darling: I don’t let wannabes like Sunny get under my skin but thanks for calling her out. If she ever got too mouthy, I have friends, isn’t that right
@1mhere4elon
?!
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Making pantsuits fashionable, one rainbow color at a time. HILLARY ‘24!
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MAGATs will use this as their new rally call, “the new, true, Red/White/Blue”. Sorry , all I see is detestable ORANGE.
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Show of hands if you KNOW I would have been a better President than the Orange Man. 🤚
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If Trump can thank God for saving his life, I can thank God for a private jet so I wasn’t grounded today!
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No way in hell before I get another shot.
What would you say to a Presidential run with Buttigieg/Ocasio-Cortez on the ticket.
Yes or No? 😉🔥🔥🔥
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1000% correct about Donnie and 99.999% correct about everything else. I should go to Vegas!
Holy crap. This is the standing ovation that Hillary Clinton got while at the Tony awards tonight. They loved her, and I do too. She’s an amazing woman and she was 100% right about Donald Trump.
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Billy and I are considering a couples theme for Halloween. Thoughts?
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I look forward to the Fake Eyelash shirt.
So we are going to drop “A Crockett Clapback Collection.” This collection will feature various swag that includes random things I’ve said. The money will go to ensuring that we have a Democratic House! Give me a little time to really get the swag online etc., but B6 will drop
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I keep hearing the choice in the election isn’t that hard. I agree. Refuse to vote for someone who stole, hid, and fought like hell to keep Classified documents after leading an insurrection. It just isn’t THAT tough of a decision.
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Doc—who cares how people dress? Who cares how they identify? Let people live their lives.
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In complete disbelief that he hasn’t already sold advertising on the ear maxi-pad.
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White House trivia: our 23rd President was responsible for being the first one to have a fully decorated Christmas tree inside the White House. So don’t ever say that NOTHING good came from a GOP president! Kudos to Benjamin’s wife Caroline—she probably did most of the work!
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I didn’t know the paparazzi were around!
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How dare they?! How dare our military not allow the Russians and Chinese from landing and meeting with their friend FORMER POTUS trump!
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@Ron_Parody__
According to Stormy, the Orange man is completely fine with having a woman on top.
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Someone should send a truckload of these to Donnie. He needs to get used to the color orange.
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Who agrees that these two Rockstars are the best that this podium has ever seen?!
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GOP INFIGHTING is almost as prevalent as the obvious INBREEDING.
Kevin McCarthy is in a shitshow of his own making. Matt Gaetz may be an obnoxious piece of shit, but so are you, Kev. 🖕
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Hope Kyle doesn’t show up to another peaceful protest to “protect” innocent people!
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CNN should let this brilliant person moderate the upcoming debate.
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Don’t tell me that the GOP is the party that loves God. Hell, theydon’t have a clue who the Lord is. Some MAGAT just passed me and said “oh God”. Flattered, and while I am important, just not THAT important.
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Very rarely is a post agreed on by both sides but this is spot on. No one cares for Manchin.
Joe Manchin who represents a state that's population is less than Philadelphia's, has in the last year has left the Democratic Party, announced he might return to the Dems and run for President and has now turned down the VP job that hasn't been offered to him. What an asshole
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Much prefer a POTUS rocking aviators rather than a tampon on their head.
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And that my dear folks is a game, set, match. I have told you since 2014–9 long years—that he was the villain, not me. Believe me now? HILLARY 24!
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BEEAKING NEWS: Trump just asked Jusge Merchan for another day off. If he can’t attend his son’s graduation, can he at least get a day off and try out for the Olympic Break Dance team?!
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Or….just hear me out…if she is an effing, ROYAL, Bit{+, take it from her, remove her cooties from it, and display it as a trophy for all to see.
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Oh. And I would have been in the Oval!
Honestly people, if Democrats were rigging elections, we’d have single-payer health care, clean water, no Fox ‘news’ and solar cars by now.
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