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About to load this bowl and smash this box combo after a long ass work day 👍🫡
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this is the worst possible follow up tweet I could’ve made following my first viral selfie post
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everybody who agrees with this is a loser
Men know modern women value hook-ups over boyfriends
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Need to put a singular titty in someone’s mouth STAT (this weekend)
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I’m sorry for being funny and hot and having one of the cutest racks
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Going back down to zero people in the roster when I am finally feral is actually making me crazy
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the sexiest bitches get prescribed prozac (it’s me I’m bitches)
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absolutely never again it really just takes one unsolicited dick pic
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I’m actually overwhelmed by how many people sent me dms I’m hungover and need to get ready for work everything is overstimulating as fuck
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I’m sorry for being annoying on the TL today here is a Charli
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I might want a tiny kiss on my cheek. No forehead kisses no make out sessions no sex just one singular, tiny kiss on my cheek pls
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sorry I’m not horny enough for my new following I am Depressed
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Man I bet everyone thinks I’m a bot but no I just have a heavy bot following ☹️
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I love using parentheses (incorrectly) (for incorrect emphasis)
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I collectively need everybody to stop using snapchat because I never want to use the app but all of you do
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I’m drunk and too many people I recognize are at the fuckin bar
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gained 6lbs back and idrgaf im about to smash this buldak ramen
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I think I’m leaving a day early I don’t think I can stomach an extra day of my dad yapping about the tr*mp assassination against my will when I very obviously don’t want to talk about politics with him ever again
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I wonder how the tapped potential version of me in the other universe is doing
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I can’t even get my parents to pay attention to my favorite movie. it’s like I’m destined and doomed to be misunderstood by the ones that are supposed to care about me most
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The only person I subtweet on here is myself. That bitch is messssyyyyy
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just recently discovered my mother deletes every single one of her text messages that she receives even if it’s from family or a loved one?? like upon immediately receiving it??? Does anyone else’s boomer parents do this
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very annoyed with how long the process is but we’re trusting itttt I guesssssss 😬😑
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right now my personality is just one piece weed Hades and eating good. And I’m fine with that
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the moment I was conceived
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Sorry for not answering any dms I’m treating them like my emails
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annoyed I was at work when he got shot because I didn’t find out til an hour after the fact and my manager was making fun of me for not knowing😭😭 bitch I was DOING my JOB
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I’m pissin and shiddin and fartin and cummin and projectile vomittin and throwin up and dancin and coughin and sneezin and snortin and smokin and
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how do yall still have the fucking energy to yearn and pine for people anymore. Haven’t you been disappointed enough
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sometimes you’re just fine being alone. Everything is okay and neutral and safe.
until you aren’t
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I need to move out of this city why does everyone know each other
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I’m honestly the best version of myself when I stop dating and just nurture my fem friendships because depression who?????
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as big as Mr beast is I still have yet to watch a single one of his videos
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Just learned one of the hottest guy servers at my job thinks I’m pretty booyah baby
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TODAY IS THE DAY
TODAY IS THE DAY I FINALLY GET
MY CREAM CRAB BISQUE
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Everybody getting upset about my quote tweet are seething, foaming at the mouth if they were ever the “marry” option in “fuck, marry, kill”
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the constant attempts at growth and healing when you struggle with consistency can be exhausting without the right support. just a reminder to be patient with others and most importantly, yourself
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Leave me alone I thought this looked nice 🥺🥺
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I did something better
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why do I feel like national gf day is once a month can yall shut up
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I’m gonna kms
“Lois Lane. No matter where you go, all you ever have to do is say my name. And I’ll be there.”
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1. A wittle cwoffee
2. Held a KITTEN
3. Canes
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I only drank three times on my antidepressants can I get a hell yea
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I might be shitty but at least I’m not bojack shitty. More like Princess Carolyn shitty or a Diane shitty
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