No even jokin, ma da who’s diet consists of crisps n irn bru has been told to stop eating crisps n drinkin irn bru because his cholesterol, av just came doon to him drinkin Fanta as an alternative, a don’t think he understands wits goin on
Mental how somebody who was ur best friend this time last year can change so much xx AHAHAHAHA xx shitest pal xxxx thank u xx for NONE of your help xxxx
'You overthink too much you need to stop' IF A COULD A WOULD DO YOU THINK I ENJOY IT??? CONSTANTLY BRINGIN UP THE PAST AND THE LITTLE THINGS THAT SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN IN MINUTES?? NAW A FKN DONT SO DONT ACT LIKE ITS MA FAULT WHEN A CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Imagine being told that gettin a rose tattoo for your gran called rose, was a basic shite tattoo even with the reason for getting it, off someone who wants the irn bru logo tattoo'd on them :)))) howwwlin
Got on the Glasgow Subway at Byres Road to the Southside but I couldn’t work out if I was going in the right direction. Never fear, there’s a sign inside the coach … only it’s in Gaelic and me, like 99% of the population, can’t read or speak Gaelic 🙈🥴🤪🦊
Left my job not realising I was being taxed well more than I should've been when working there for only 6 months as an apprentice, so I phoned HMRC and am getting £747.80 back!!! So bloody happy 😭😭😭