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i lowkey need to be admitted into the psych ward but i got shit to do so idrgaf abt that rn
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i'm as straight as any of you. (cuts to thirteen and house)
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you're boyfriend's name is house?
he's not my boyfriend.
oh... heh, i'm sorry. what do you call each other? husband? partner?
we're not gay.
seriously?
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i quit.
you can't quit.
i think you're confusing me with jake gyllenhaal.
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oh, i'm sorry. is suicide taboo? gosh, if i'd broken a rule on my frist day. i will kill myself.
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you're an idiot... you nearly killed yourself.
that was the whole idea.
you wanted to kill yourself?
i wanted to nearly kill myself.
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i'm as straight as any of you. (cuts to thirteen and house)
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hi. this is gregory house. i can't take your call at the moment. please leave a message. if this is wilson, i'm fine, not suicidal, not on drugs, coping very well with the loss of my last patient. so feel free to go about your day without worry. beeeep.
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house, you're right. why not? why not date you? it's brilliant. we've known each other for years. we've put up with all kinds of crap from each other. and we keep coming back. we're a couple!
are we still speaking metaphorically?
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i'm sorry.
no. no, no, no. don't. don't.
i thought i could do this.
don't. please don't.
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you were thinking about wilson while we were having sex? that's so cool. so was i.
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deleted scene, pilot:
(wilson grabs house's cane as he tries to enter an elevator)
would you grab somebody's leg?
this is important to me.
everything is important to you. it's your pathology. it's why you've been married 3 times. let go of my cane.
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i'm as straight as any of you. (cuts to thirteen and house)
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deleted scene, pilot:
(wilson grabs house's cane as he tries to enter an elevator)
would you grab somebody's leg?
this is important to me.
everything is important to you. it's your pathology. it's why you've been married 3 times. let go of my cane.
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you like her personality. you like that she's conniving. you like that she has no regard for consequences. you like that she can humiliate someone if it serves- oh my god. you're sleeping with me.
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and if you feel sick, you call me directly, not dr. wilson. he's getting his last set of hormone shots.
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i'm not gay.
oh, neither am i.
actually, i am. see that guy over there? he's my lover. he's also my psychiatrist, which some would argue is a little inappropriate, but they just don't know what love is. am i right?
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hi. this is gregory house. i can't take your call at the moment. please leave a message. if this is wilson, i'm fine, not suicidal, not on drugs, coping very well with the loss of my last patient. so feel free to go about your day without worry. beeeep.
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"i’ll take care of you."
"it's rotten work."
"not to me. not if it's you"
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what's that? what are you doing?
painkillers.
oh, for you, for your leg.
no, 'cause they're yummy.
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i'm not gay.
oh, neither am i.
actually, i am. see that guy over there? he's my lover. he's also my psychiatrist, which some would argue is a little inappropriate, but they just don't know what love is. am i right?
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well, my chances of sex are considerably lower with wilson.
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i love this man. and i am not wasting another moment of my life denying that... gregory house... will you marry me?
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i love this man. and i am not wasting another moment of my life denying that... gregory house... will you marry me?
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that might explain why you're hallucinating, doesn't explain why you're hallucinating wilson's dead girlfriend.
probably just my secret and very unconscious desire to get wilson into my bedroom.
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it's 2010, i mean... y'know, nobody cares if you're gay anymore... i mean, you don't have to be in the closet.
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you like her personality. you like that she's conniving. you like that she has no regard for consequences. you like that she can humiliate someone if it serves- oh my god. you're sleeping with me.
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you're boyfriend's name is house?
he's not my boyfriend.
oh... heh, i'm sorry. what do you call each other? husband? partner?
we're not gay.
seriously?
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you’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you.
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deleted scene, pilot:
(wilson grabs house's cane as he tries to enter an elevator)
would you grab somebody's leg?
this is important to me.
everything is important to you. it's your pathology. it's why you've been married 3 times. let go of my cane.
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i'm sorry.
no. no, no, no. don't. don't.
i thought i could do this.
don't. please don't.
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what now?
i could stay here with you.
get off the bus.
i can't
why?
because... because it does't hurt here. i don't want to be in pain. i don't want to be miserable. and i don't want him to hate me.
well, you can't always get what you want.
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you were thinking about wilson while we were having sex? that's so cool. so was i.
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are you really okay that there's only five months left?
no. but it's better than nothing.
um... how do we start?
i'm not gonna say "i love you."
thank god. you got any oreos?
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admit it. admit it. admit it. admit it. admit it. admit it. admit it. come on, admit it. admit it!
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house, you're right. why not? why not date you? it's brilliant. we've known each other for years. we've put up with all kinds of crap from each other. and we keep coming back. we're a couple!
are we still speaking metaphorically?
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it's 2010, i mean... y'know, nobody cares if you're gay anymore... i mean, you don't have to be in the closet.
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i'm as straight as any of you. (cuts to thirteen and house)
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i know there are lipstick lesbians. are there nail polish remover bisexuals?
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i cannot be responsible for the happiness of gregory house.
...you are responsible. the past 20 years you've had three wives, hundreds of colleagues, thousands of patients. but you've kept that one best friend.
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i'm ready to start the next round of chemo.
why?
because, you need me. and i don't think that's a bad thing anymore.
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i've heard your name.
most people have, it's also a noun.
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taub and 31-
31?
oh, i'm sorry. i thought that either way was good with you.
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no, no. i'd rather die here. not in an ambulance. not in the hospital. please, you can't do that to me. i can't- house... please. promise me. that you won't do that to me. promise me.
okay, i promise.
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hey, there were 3000 people at that convention. you were the one i thought wasn't boring. that says something.
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does he care about you?
i think so.
you don't know?
as dr. house likes to say, everybody lies.
it's not what people say, it's what they do.
yeah, he cares about me.
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