Threads of my dumb hc about my fav ships 🚢

@BladeStarWrites Ofc I hope you feel better!

I stg this is goyuu every morning

RT @willfulchaos: me pretending that i don’t care about the beyhive presale code for the cowboy carter tour so the email comes faster https…

I’m gonna be sick to my fucking stomach now

@gybrainrot Calling it a teacher x student dynamic cracks me up like kuroo just gave him some few tips and now he’s professor in volleyball lol

@sweeppeech No they don’t have that kind of logic at all. Because anyone with a large age gap of 1 year is considered problematic and predatory 🤡

Who will cry for all of their kids’ firsts and accomplishments?

RT @houseofpelides: When goyuu kids were born uncle choso knew the moment he held each one after their birth that he would protect them wit…

RT @houseofpelides: A/b/o au Goyuu having morning sex until the kids burst in their room whining that they’re hungry. luckily the comforter…

RT @houseofpelides: Goyuu family au. Their kids prefer satoru to read to them before going to sleep because he always made it fun by changi…

RT @houseofpelides: I want goyuu with kids so bad. Gojo chasing his butt naked kid around the house because his kid doesn’t want to take a…

RT @houseofpelides: Goyuu a/b/o au Gojo has always wanted kids and now that he has them he didn’t considered the fact that 5/6 inherited hi…