hourly techno 🐷🎗️
@hourlytechno
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missing #TECHNOBLADE hours | notifs broken
two admins, both they/them
Joined July 2020
Technofact of the day:. pretty sure this is the first thing Techno ever said to Phil
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Techno: my old friend, hOw's the business? .Sapnap: . Techno: hOW's the wife?.Sapnap: divorced.Techno: hOW's the family?.Sapnap: gone.Techno: . Techno: it's hard to talk to you!.
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10 years ago today — Technoblade joined Twitter!
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technoblade and his occasionally transparent spirit-coded companion
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Technofact of the Day: Technoblade has never lost any of the wars he's fought in!
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Technofact of the Day: This is Technoblade's handwriting.
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3 years ago today — Technoblade joins the Dream SMP!
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4 years ago today — Technoblade attended a festival!
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4 years ago today — Technoblade joined the Dream SMP!. Happy birthday to c!Technoblade 🐷🎉
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in the most deadpan voice physically possible:. hi everyone!!! my name is techno-chan ^0^ i'm just an ordinary 21 year old minecraft player UwU i like to stab orphans!! hehe :3c.
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"When my dad asked me to be his best man, I have to admit I was surprised. He didn't seem the kind to engage in such a blatant act of nepotism."
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4 years ago today — Technoblade officially became the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans
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not even a question
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#TECHNO: ive been getting too deep into dsmp lore lately, was reading a comment and it took me three sentences before i realized they were talking about jesus and not philza minecraft
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4 years ago today — Technoblade won the great potato war! 🐷🥔
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Technofact of the Day: Technoblade's skin is the most popular non-default Minecraft skin! 🐷👑
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Anniversary of the day the Purple Pandas were announced! 🐼.
👑 Announcing Team Purple Pandas! 👑. @WilburSoot @Technothepig @tommyinnit @Ph1LzA. Watch them compete in the MC Championship on Saturday 18th April 8pm BST!.
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It's the anniversary of the day the Technoblade YouTube channel was created!
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Technoblade and TommyInnit are 140 blocks away from each other on a minecart track, traveling towards each other. If Techno is traveling at 20 blocks/second and Tommy is traveling at 15 blocks/second, in how many minutes will they collide?
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Technofact of the Day: Technoblade's house has been the site of countless attacks over the years. /j
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the only other time techno stopped farming potatoes
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Technofact of the Day: Technoblade once scammed his editing software for several weeks by never closing the program to continue his free trial.
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there is only one answer. @Technothepig
Show some love! Tag your favorite Minecraft creator in the comments ⬇️.
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10 years ago today — Technoblade logs onto the Hypixel Network for the first time! 🐷💛
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"Just because I hate the government doesn't mean I hate having a good outfit". — Technoblade
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4 years ago today — The Sleepy Bois Inc are created
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"When my dad asked me to be his best man, I have to admit I was surprised. He didn't seem the kind to engage in such a blatant act of nepotism."
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2 years ago today — the Purple Pandas won the Minecraft Championships!
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2 years ago today — Technoblade hit 10 million subscribers, just before the end of 2021! 🎉
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Technofact of the Day: All dogs are actually just clones of Floof with better haircuts. /j
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Technofact of the Day: Technoblade always got chocolate ice cream. 🍨
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