i dont know if the world will ever see better hair than this. genuinely. keeps me up at night that we peaked as a society. that i have witnessed the most beautiful thing on earth and its gone.
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers.
Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
HOW ARE SOME OF YALL JUST ABLE TO RUN ON OVER TO THIS EVENT ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON?!? IS NO ONE ELSE ENSLAVED BY A FUCK ASS 9-5?!?! SHOULD QUIT MY JOB?
im going to be in a grocery store comparing the ripeness of fruit and seven will come on the radio and i’ll just have to pretend im not recieving critical psychic damage hearing jungkook grovel for hole
its so funny to me the vip goodies for yoongi had d-day sweatbands. like thank u so much yoongi i am absolutely never going to use these but i love your ball is life heart
he is genderless he is full of gender he is a malewife he is a girlboss he is a biblically accurate angel he is a pop idol he is the fourth incarnation of god he is a convicted criminal and he can never die
jin is going to be so upset when he comes back only realize Wootteo (who was supposed to keep us all company) took that weverse body pillow money and RAN
im absolutely hollering new jeans probably asked him to help promote the ETA or super shy tiktok challenge and he said thats such a great idea but actually i want to do hype boy instead even though you are absolutely not promoting that at this time :3
@ttanfiles
i literally still have a whole concert outfit hanging in my closet that i prepared for like a billionaire prepares a ‘just in case’ nuclear fallout shelter.
everyone is saying jin would cut it for him but i like to think jin is a man of taste and also doesnt want to see yoongi get a haircut. if we can mobilize him to our side we could win.
ur trying to tell me that if we as a collective manage to prevent yoongi from entering any salon across the globe that kim seokjin would personally sabotage the bit and cut yoongis hair for him? the man who lives for the laugh? nice try
convinced hobi has the notifications on heavy alert blaring alarm for whenever jin posts, if he doesnt flirt with him within 10 minutes of posting he receives critical hit health damage
hoseok said i might have pilates, i might have a board meeting, i might be on my way to be a lucky couples third, who knows? i might only have chapstick in this dior saddlebag but the world is fully bendable to my will and i am prepared for anything.
also adding that namjoon is a notorious bic bandit and always accidentally steals everyones lighter. yoongi is a retired stoner but will critique the other members rolling technique and will just end up rolling it for them. acts of service king.
screaming crying and putting my head through the wall. shrinking myself down and challenging a colony of mice to mortal combat. jumping into a fire. weeping. climbing up to the top of a mountain to yell at god
do u guys remember when the enlistment notice came out and then was followed by the kr mint making a limited edition gold coin to commemorate bts global impact. idk im just livid all over again. im also about to show the korean presidents wife what a real lover can be.
"She’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job."
i think jin deserves to have an animated animal companion that follows him around and delievers one liners as its only method of communication. maybe it leads him on a quest. idk
guys this isn’t funny anymore where is jimin? the crops are turning to dust…the locusts are stirring…. the animals are seeking higher ground….i am growing weak.
jimin came home. the crops have been watered, famine had been defeated. pestilence halted. the locusts are tucked in snoozing shoo mimi shoo mimi wearing their sleeping caps. i do not need therapy.
BREAKING NEWS: queer coded alphabet user changes to lacrosse chad username jungkook.97 and immediately begins flirting with the general public in broad daylight
i dont think people unfamiliar with nyc understand how horrid times square is on a normal day let alone the massive crowds it pulls in on NYE. i vowed long ago i would never put myself through that experience and now hoseok is making me stare at myself long and hard in the mirror
the rush of joy that filled me, there was so much to experience. truly brightened my days in a dark time, gave me an anchor to ground myself to when times were hard. i owe so much to them for giving me a safe place to turn to when i needed rest most.