Hot Jewish Energy
@hotjewishenergy
Followers
228
Following
270
Statuses
362
It’s hard being hot, smart, funny, AND Jewish. 🪬🇮🇱 | “Stupid ass twinkle star” 🌟 | @michaeltvaldes | 📧: [email protected]
New York, USA
Joined September 2022
You ever just want an Israeli man to throw you against the wall and say you’re his dirty little shekel?
1
0
2
I fully believe Nerdeen Kiswani became such an unfathomable person from having gigantic, irritated, untreated hemorrhoids. Her and Matt Bernstein have that in common. Inexperienced bottoms that don’t use enough lube. Only explanation.
1
1
4
You’re having a girls’ day at the Dead Sea with your hags. While lounging in the mud pits, you lock eyes with him. What do you do?
2
0
8
@danpjsheehan How is this anti-Palestinian racism when all of these acts were committed on October 7th by Hamas (the ���government” that represents the Gaza Strip) and “pro-Palestinian” people are out in the streets not condemning Hamas’ actions and screaming “Resistance by any means necessary?”
0
0
2
Pro-Hamas hoes are trying to make the Los Angeles wildfires about Palestine and Gaza. These bitches never rest, do they? Just shut the fuck up.
1
2
14
@CatShoshanna I don’t even know what 9gag is. 😭 Sorry for being accusatory off the bat! I saw my meme without the watermark posted and got flustered. I appreciate the support! Thank you for understanding and giving me proper credit. I put a lot of thought into what I make.
0
0
0
@abolishcxps When you get f✡️cked by an Israeli man, everything changes. You wouldn’t understand.
10
2
3
3 moments from 2024 that stuck with me: 1. Terrorist dick being blown off by the IDF via beepers. 2. Outrage with an Israeli-Jewish actress portraying The Virgin Mary, Jewish mother of Jesus from Nazareth, Israel. 3. Gaza solidarity encampments requesting dental dams.
0
0
3
If they’re not f✡️cking you like a Maccabee, you need to get out ASAP.
0
0
2
@tylabarbie @lilbuddymax @liljewgirl13 I love how you revert to fat shaming when this sexy man can literally break you in half. Thank u, next.
1
0
1
Kosher Kock thread! Show us your Hebrew National and Matzo Balls for Chanukah! 🥰🍆🍒✡️🕎
3
3
9
It is my job as a gay Jewish man in queer media to hold space for sexualizing Jewish men.
2
2
28
I’m holding space for the Jewish man that is going to bless me with Kosher Kock. I am in queer media.
1
0
2
You’re holding space for the lyrics of “Defying Gravity.” I’m holding space for Barbra Streisand’s rendition of “Hatikvah.”
0
0
3
Lady Gaga performing in Israel during one of the darkest moments in her life (ARTPOP) just unlocked something in me.
1
1
3
3. Joseph was Mary’s token anti-Zionist Jew. 4. King Herod was a British monarch indigenous to Palestine.
0
0
1