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big day for our lasso girlies and their global takeover
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This show has 3 sets of platonic soulmates:
1. Ted and Beard
2. Keeley and Rebecca
3. Roy and Jamie
I rest my case.
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can we talk about jamie's character growth because... the coaches assumed he wouldn't want to be paired up in that first activity and he clearly did! and he helped lead the team charge to ola's! jamie tartt i would die for you
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The moment these words came out of Ted’s mouth last year I knew it’d be my classroom motto. This isn’t the most popular quote from ted lasso but it’s my personal favorite. Thanks
@jasonsudeikis
for impacting class cultures!
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Speaking my truth: the absolute BEST part of season 3 is Jamie Tartt.
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ok i too am upset with how ted reacted to everything but all i feel for him is sadness.. he's still just SO deeply traumatized and hasn't learned to accept good things for himself so he disassociates so badly that he hurts people in his path. like thats a broken man.
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It’s actually infuriating how many people don’t pay enough attention to ted lasso to grasp how beautifully written it is and how many details are intricately woven together. Some of y’all don’t deserve this show
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JS has been dragged through the mud on and off for months as part of messy PR for a movie he isn’t even in. He’s stayed quiet, kept working, and never ONCE retaliated despite the noise. And then he goes on to SO humbly win two Emmy’s that he wasn’t predicted to win? So proud 💜
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once upon a time a bunch of us were manifesting a tall blonde and a kansas man to get together on a tv show based in london and somehow our manifestations took a wild turn and we ended up with a tall blonde and a kansas man on stage in london... you're welcome!
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Can we all just take a second to appreciate PHIL FUCKING DUNSTER AND BRENDAN FUCKING HUNT please
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There is a nice parallel from 3x01 to 3x11 and I’m way too lazy to pull stills or clips. In 3x01 ted and beard are walking through paved court and ted is worried about his place in Richmond, wondering why he’s there. In 3x11 he walks through paved court alone
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do you see the difference? i love how Jason walked several steps behind Hannah while he still protected her. Jason doesn't put Hannah in the basement. he's not afraid of her shine. he lets her bejeweled ✨
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howdy y’all, cowboys! my name’s travis kelce and I’m from kansas, pa pow pa pow
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the energy ted lasso on ice would give
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Respectfully, this is not the same man.. how many lives did he live this week
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just learned that the specific spot in the church that ted sits in 2x10 is actually a nod to jason's grandma and the spot she always sat in church her whole life? every single thing in this show means something wow
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get you a man who can give both sorority girl and frat boy energy the same week
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Hear me out- what if we just simply vibed and had fun and enjoyed the show????
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Did you know they have schools in London? Good ones? Ones that are better than the ones in Kansas?? That probably are safer too???
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also just a reminder of how unserious sassy is - she was ready and willing to go for a player if ted wasn't there... lmao
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post the same actor in two roles that show their range
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This man is a human being who has had court ordered cases against stalkers so... the fact he keeps his DMs open at ALL is bold but once again, he's a real human being. So maybe, just maybe, consider HOW you would want another human to speak to you, even when upset.
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Are we going to talk about how Henry took Ted's advice and it turns out the advice came from Ted's DAD??? Hello?
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so you think ted lasso is hot
Variety ranks Bill Andersen, Riley’s Dad from ‘Inside Out’ as the most hottest dad in animated movies:
“He’s become Gen Z’s unofficial animated zaddy.”
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I just saw someone say that ted isn't good enough for rebecca and that she deserves better and now i can officially say i've seen the worst take out there
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Re: Ted and Michelle, because people seem to be worried about them. A) It would be a huge disservice to Ted's growth as a character to get back with Michelle. Michelle has moved on with their marriage counselor, there is no recovering from that. That being said, I don't find it..
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in case we were wondering about airport filming I just saw this random ass TikTok comment
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Do you ever think about the chaos that would occur if lorelai gilmore and ted lasso ever met?
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It’s the way the cast is just clearly so protective of Jason and surrounded him/hyped him up all night, we stan supportive besties
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One thing about this cast? They are never going to look like they are going to the same event
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just two lifelong best friends who are both living out their childhood dreams and serving while doing it
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Meanwhile the real ted lasso…
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It’s actually staggering how many details locals and casual watchers must miss when watching ted lasso. Like they take so much care in the little details from clothing to color theory to sets and so many people probably don’t even realize
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So I have a lot of thoughts about this season in general, because their vision is becoming clear to me. Credit to
@rubywadds
for putting this idea in my head, sorry if anyone has said this. Anyways….
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I’d like to have a word with whoever is was stocking the magazine rack LMAO 💀
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Helping design your own dress? Power move. Helping design your own dress and looking like THAT? Legendary behavior.
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this was so??? unnecessary???
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“So tell me everything about Taylor and Travis and the kelces…” - hannah, probably
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I've been thinking for WEEKS about the connection between Van Gogh and Ted's dad and now the episode is called Sunflowers, the Kansas state flower and I'm REELING over what this could mean for next week.
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When next week Rebecca has Ted's phone number memorized after he forgot Michelle's? WHAT THEN? Hmmmm
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tedbeccas 🤝 roykeeleys 🤝 tedependents 🤝 tedbeards 🤝 sambeccas 🤝 royjamiekeeleys
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Jason’s Hannah/Rebecca impression is comical and everyone needs to hear it
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screw a photo of your fave, what's a VIDEO of your fave that fucked you up so bad you couldn’t think of anything else for days?
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how many times have you watched this gif? Yes
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I love that these pics were taken six months apart not six years apart
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Jason just said on the Bird and Taurasi show that he's excited to get home so he can watch Wiig's SNL episode with his kids because they all want to watch it together... just in case anyone had some more hot takes.
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It’s the way they take a 50 minute chunk and just use it so WELL. We got some of the funniest scenes of the show so far, some of the most heartwrenching scenes, new characters, plot development- and it all fit so nicely in a 50 minute chunk of time. The writers don’t waste a
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The funny thing about the take that Rebecca is too old for ted is… she was with SAM???
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people are acting like ryan and hannah didn't just film a whole movie together LMAO
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Michelle is the worst though! Like if I have one takeaway its that... of ALL the men in kansas????
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i'm obsessed with how she gives off rich, old money boss bitch on the outside but then is really like... the goofiest silliest most unserious on the inside
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why are my favorite tall blondes both becoming the faces of the nfl?
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The juxtaposition between Ted using Oklahoma to get Michelle to admit she's falling out of love vs. him using Oklahoma to get Rebecca to tell him she's in love.... Just thinking thoughts!
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not some of y'all thinking she's going to be pregnant are we... are you... do we get two different copies of the show or something
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gotta respect that he has ONE red carpet look and ONE red carpet pose
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this exact thing could be said about jason sudeikis
i can’t figure out jason’s outfits, one day he looks like someone from the hangover movie and the next day he’s playing in peaky blinders 😭😭😭
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Ok I really was done talking about this movie for the day until I realized, and fact checked, that CHIP was FLO'S ASSISTANT ON SET? Like CHIP. Oh my god
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But obviously super engrained in the community, knowing everyone, fitting in, just simply being part of Richmond beyond the team…
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cis men writing negative reviews about women's storylines (especially around motherhood and fertility) that are relatable to so many people just truly feels so gross to me... this is maybe not your lane or your place
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the character their worst enemy
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They say don’t meet your heroes but what about when your heroes are beautiful and lovely and kind???
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everyone remembers where they were
“people died” and it’s just a picture of your fav with glasses
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can we talk about beard in this please
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would love to know how many takes this took because you KNOW he broke brett at least once
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Jamie saying "poopy" with his accent truly add to everyone 10 years of lifespam!!!
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when you have a pta meeting at 6 and a panel at 8
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no because the tedbecca angst is going to be SO GOOD and i never thought we'd get it on screen, i love it here
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Been sitting on this account for a bit… but here I am. On the hunt for ted lasso moots (yes I ship tedbecca - not going to debate it)
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