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horologist

@horologist9

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Just here for sports, laughs, and news

Joined March 2020
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@DiggingInTheDi1
Brotherhood
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When women discuss men, remember they are picturing men who are already attractive They aren't telling the 5'3" Filipino guy to do this, they literally forget those guys even exist
@thetalesoftayls
taylor 🧜🏻‍♀️
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wish men understood how attractive it is when they can feel & openly show their emotions instead of acting like a sociopathic brick wall
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@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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Rap is not music and I'd die on this hill
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@MostlyPeacefull
Mostly Peaceful Memes
8 months
Women pastors are like trans people. Neither should be taken seriously.
@cspan
CSPAN
8 months
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde: "The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors...may I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away."
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@BingBongLLC
bing 🪵
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I heard trumps gonna declassify all the files on how gay you are
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@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
11 months
Never forget Mike Pence is a traitor. This victory reminds him of his cowardice. He deserves it.
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@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
11 months
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@cliftonaduncan
Clifton Duncan
11 months
It's funny watching people who literally said "screw your freedumb" in 2020 pretend to care about fascism now.
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@PanasonicDX4500
one dozen rats at a keyboard
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“what a storybook season for the mets”
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@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
2 years
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@Anc_Aesthetics
Aesthetica
2 years
Lady of the Lake
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@BritHugoboom
Brittany Hugoboom
2 years
The most intelligent men I’ve ever met all have one thing in common: A love and appreciation for “The Lord of the Rings.”
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@VivekGRamaswamy
Vivek Ramaswamy
2 years
A nation of sheep breeds a government of wolves.
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@horologist9
horologist
2 years
Tell me what you do for work, using only gifs.
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@RationalMale
Rollo Tomassi
2 years
Die! By my hand I creep across the land Killing firstborn man
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@horologist9
horologist
2 years
Which two characters best summarize your personality? Here are mine:
@GoldenAgeGeeks
Golden 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Which two characters best summarize your personality? Here are mine:
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@RationalMale
Rollo Tomassi
2 years
I hope I die alone in a very fast car with my foot on the accelerator listening to Slayer. My funeral will beat your funeral. Yay!
@RationalMale
Rollo Tomassi
2 years
TradCons think a good life ends in some pastoral scene of children and grandchildren singing hymns at his bedside while a dutiful wife holds his hands as he comfortably passes. It’s a pleasant fiction.
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@DuneQuoteBot
Dune Quotes
3 years
Laws to suppress tend to strengthen what they would prohibit
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@DuneQuoteBot
Dune Quotes
3 years
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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@michaelmalice
Michael Malice
4 years
Politicians create emergencies and then invoke emergency powers when their power is threatened. The biggest check on this is the judicial branch, which consists of members appointed and approved by politicians.
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@knutacious
Stage of Star and Screen 🌍
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Breaking: Nickelback have threatened to put their music onto Spotify if they do not censor Joe Rogan.
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