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whatever you heard about me, times it by a million & if you think it's bad, make it worse.
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Bretman getting dragged for a "blaccent" he's not using is a prime example of how people on the internet will look for anything to be offended by to ease their wannabe victim mindset. Lol
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The only funny Hawai'i comedian is howsdisguy. Argue with your mom
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People are dead. Kānaka can't find their loved ones. They're still pulling bodies out of the water. But awwww you had to sit in the dark with no service. Stupid fucking bitch
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"They will stage protests to enforce Martial Law before the collective starts to awaken" Auntie BEEN speaking on it!
@HoodHealer
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Until you're a mom & you've experienced postpartum depression or psychosis, shut the fuck up about Lindsay Clancy.
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who let this video live rent free in my high school ass head lmfao
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I cringe anytime I'm on TikTok & it's a local that's overdoing their pidgin or trying too hard to talk moke. Like w h y
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These fuckin haoles crying over being 'inconvenienced' during their Hawaiian vacation because of Lāhainā's fire is a prime example of why I say fuck ALL OF EM. Tourists, transplants, every single one. Families have lost everything including each other & that's all you care about.
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There's one specific tat artist everyone keeps recommending but I keep telling yall his work is crooked & everyone's pieces look the same...liiiiike?
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WHY are there so many white people in Waianae WHAT HAPPENED TO Y'ALL BEING SCARED
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Open up the acres of NATIVE land you bought & house the displaced kānakas instead of turning this into a PR stunt.
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Have sleepovers on the weekends first. Alternate between your place & theirs to see their different mannerisms when they're in their place of comfort vs yours. Then make your decision
What advice can you give to a couple that wants to move in together??
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If you don't like Hawaiians, why are you giving your kids Hawaiian names?
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If you no more Hawaiian blood, you not Hawaiian. Idgaf how long you lived here. You still one haole to me
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Our friends & family will be at Nanakuli Beach Park today from 5-7pm holding a vigil for Anna & the entire Wai'anae coast. If you're making signs, keep it clean & respectful. Leave the drama at home & come show love for our baby.
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The way people have to tell y'all to NOT donate stained & used underwear is fucking INSANE. Common sense isn't so fucking common apparently
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I hope all my girlies applied for the section 8 housing voucher. Opened today & closes on the 10th. Even if you don't think you'll qualify, it doesn't hurt to try🫶🏽
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Am I the only one not praising Oprah for showing up? Like uh yeah, you fucking better. Especially since she bought native land.
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I corrected her in private about that. The problem is these fucking kids don't belong pointing guns at anyone. Let's focus on the real issue at hand.
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A lot of you expect your woman to stay through all your bullshit because you grew up seeing your mama do the same with your dad
What’s your stance on MEN that would get you in this position?
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He'd rather do photo ops & media coverage instead of actually help DOCTOR Josh fucking Green
The devastation is behind me, but we will put our hope in front of us.
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Why does men haircuts take so long?? Is the barber giving you a complimentary BJ?
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@junkie_show
What accent? Him speaking pidgin or him being sassy? Because he's always been that way. & only now it's a problem cuz y'all bored out of your fucking minds.
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Cancel the whole fucking movie already BYE
Sydney Agudong has been cast as Nani in the upcoming ‘Lilo & Stitch’ live-action movie.
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ALL DONATIONS WILL GO DIRECTLY TO HER MOM & SIBLINGS. RT & SHARE
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How mentally fucking deranged do you have to be to take a video of someone's burnt corpse? A lot of you need to stop acting like HNN & Khon2
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I think it's really weird that some moms get up on here to tell us that they're willing to make their kids suffer the same way they did. & the excuse is "because they had to get it out the mud too" girl wtf is the point of having kids if you don't want BETTER for them
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Did the fire take her fucking top & bottom lips too?
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People think I'm shy & stuck up because I'm quiet when we first meet but the whole time I'm reading your energy & deciding on how to respond.
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Subtweeting me & stalking me for three years because you're obsessed w/my husband & I, knowing you hid in your house when I pulled up on you is fckn insane cus why embarrass yourself like that😂😂😂 heffa ass bitch
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My mom & dad were never strict growing up & I really appreciated that in my teen years because I was always honest & open with them. I'd get the "wya" text & I'd be like "partying at the pier with Shants them, can you leave the key on the window" & they'd be like "rajah" lmfaooo
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This but at Honolulu's airport, beating the tourists to get back on the plane and go the fuck home <3
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How I'm looking @ you for saying Tumua is funnier because you did not have to lie like that.....
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My SIL and her other half did such an amazing job with our pictures, I'm so thankful for the endless support we have surrounding us.
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I wake up and choose violence because y'all wake up and choose stupidity.
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I get second hand embarrassment from people who drop their cash app tags in hope some random ass guy on Twitter is gonna send you $1,000. Be SOOOOOOO fucking foreal
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Had a dream of my grandma who passed four months prior. She was on her porch on her homestead in Moloka'i holding a baby girl. I went up to her & asked whose baby she was holding & she said "yours" took a test for funsies at 2am & found out I was 4 weeks pregnant the next day😂
Okay ladies I wanna hear your story on “how you found out you was pregnant” 😌
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Did her kids deserve to die? Fuck no. Absolutely not. So many men have opinions on shit they wouldn't survive.
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This is what we mean when we as kānaka say WE GOT US. Even when the fake state won't listen, we stay Hawai'i strong.
Spontaneous rest stops popping up for
#mauifire
evacuees. “Anyone coming out of Kahakuloa from Lahaina, we have drinks and bathrooms for you to use. We're located off of Kahekili Hwy. across Waiehu Kou 2. We're here to help!” Kahalewai ‘Ohana 💪
#mauistrong
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I make so many fucked up jokes, when something serious happens idk how to react LOL
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The girl in the white made it clear she didn't wanna fight & the other girl kept trying to cheap shot her😭😭 fuckin LOSERRRRR
PLEASE RETWEET & SHARE !⚠️
IM NEVER REALLY SOMEONE TO SHARE MY BUSINESS ESPECIALLY SOMETHING THIS DEEP & PERSONAL.. but me and my ohana decided we’re gonna share this for awareness because we do not condone bullying AT ALL. Us watching this video of my little sister
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When the weathers bad, Kaneohe peoples first thought is "let me go to Windward Mall" 😭
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Does anyone else have that one family member that bitches about any and every single thing??? They're never happy, you rarely ever have a good day & they're simply just exhausting to be around or just me? LOL
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This is what the inside of The Beach House in Wai'anae looks like
IDK about you but when I walk into a restaurant or bar and this is what I see, I turn around and walk out lol
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Babes you da last person for call people "wide" when you built like one fat back computer shape ass bitch
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I'm really trying to keep my mouth shut but a lot of you ignorant fucks assuming & trying for pin blame on my cousins & their boyfriends should just shut the fuck up. Put in one app for HPD & speed this process up since you think you fucking know everything.
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I like knock my man out 110% of the time but at the end of the day, he'll never understand how much he's helped heal me by loving me the way he does.
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Next time sit your asses down & behave?? & the cracker ass moms crying on the news...girl stfu
‘There was so much crying’: DOE investigating school bus incident that left children terrified
#HNN
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Am I the only one who sucks my babys boogers out w/my mouth?? Halona started gagging & I was like wtf is this not normal🌚
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If you're a druggie bitch just say so, crackhead
y'all still acting like coke is a hard drug in 2023 is so funny
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I wonder if people see their parents & grandparents go viral like this & have as much second hand embarrassment as I do because why are you as a grown ass adult acting like this over football LMAOOOO
Someone find me this man. I owe him a beer. Entire game this lady was chirping at him for CHEERING for the Patriots in “her” stadium. Absolute shit ending for NE & she’s up in his face. He stayed calm after seeing the worst loss ever. I know I wouldn’t. He deserves some love.
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Actually I want a mixed plate with korean chicken & chili + a lilikoi drink but you're close!
i promise u they want a Zip Pac and Orange Bang not chocolates and roses
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Can you imagine starting twitter beef with your bfs bm & everyone is just dogging your ass on the timeline
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All the fake sugar daddy pages that follow my IG but don't actually send money......be fucking foreal right now Gregory
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Not Windward Mall😂😂😂😂😂
It's all fun and games until you get Rocked in the Face...
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I love how Hawai'i is coming together to vote for Iam! So happy he made top 5✨
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I was born a ............…..Mahi'ai
My mother was a ………….Fraticelli
Her mother was a .......Pa
My father is a ......…….Mahi'ai
His mother was a .....…Kahuanui
And now I am a …………Wilcox-Molina😂😂😂😂
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This is a weird take cuz a SAHM is not the same as a single parent LOLOLOL???
All I’m saying is if you agreed to be a SAHM, then you should expect to be doing it alone. That’s just my opinion.
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So people born in the year of the rabbit are supposed to be people who avoid fighting & arguing....I think I was born in the wrong year
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You have to be a real sick fuck to create a fraudulent ass gofundme to profit off my cousins tragedy. Everybody involved will get their fucking day.
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I wanna do this🥹🥹🥹 but like whereeee in Hawai'i
we’re obsessed with our neighborhood and their cute traditions 🫶🏽
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It's always the bitches with faces like this
Dude some people are so mean. Amber posted a story for people to stop coming to Hawai’i and look how this girl responded. People are sick and weird for no reason
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I hate when people have poor time management. Makes me not want to go anywhere with them anymore lol
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A twitter moment I'll never forget is the dipped strawberry drama cuz what😭😭😭
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@tea_maitea
@misstinydancer
Like how much clearer can it get??? These fucking tourists are unhinged
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I pity people who believe this because Stefan was a fucking loser
elena choosing damon over stefan will always make me mad cause everybody knew stefan was better for her
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No because they're saying the word "sis" is offensive...bitch be so fucking foreal rn
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It gives me the ick when people take pictures/videos of the homeless & blast them on social media for couple laughs & likes. What is so fucking funny
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Or "minus well" it's fucking MIGHT AS WELL
I’m not arguing with nobody who says pacific instead of specific😒😒
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Damn yall sum ungrateful bitches😭😭😭😭
List of restaurants women refuse to go on a first date to is going viral 👀
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You have to be a real sick bitch to say 'Dahmer would've had my ass😍😍' yeah for dinner you twisted twat😭
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Officially lash certified, now on to finding a good esthy school🍾 if any alumni have tips please lmk! Lol
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I got this one bitch ass aunty on Monopoly Go & she keeps hitting my landmarks but doesn't build until she has enough to complete the board, so I can never hit her back. & all I'm thinking is this why your babydaddy left you, bitch😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I am so grateful for all that I have and all that I'll continue to be blessed with.
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Louder louder louder hehehehe
… being obsessed with someone while they’re in a whole ass relationship is MAD weird sis but okay 😂
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I actually can't eat without smoking, I feel like I have to palu if I do lol. It's like forcing myself to eat🤠 it's ghetto here
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Also, have your own rooms!! If you can. Instead of storming out the door & leaving Or if you can't, at least somewhere you can go when you fight/argue. Take advantage of having your own 'safe space' to cool down to avoid saying/doing things you'll regret.
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Getting tribal tatted on you when you're not an ounce of polynesian is a mental illness
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Ever since becoming a mom, this has been my
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When I attend a baby shower, my absolute favorite thing is gifting the mom. Of course I get things for the baby but everyone does that and people hardly think about mama and her body. I get a few questions about it so here’s what I include in my postpartum mommy basket:
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