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Apparently did £1424.50 worth of damage in last flat (which just so coincidentally adds up to the entire deposit), sure Jan!
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First it was a joke but I actually am a full on Kate Middleton conspiracy theorist now. What is going on in Kensington Palace
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Further demonstration of how evil this landlord is, the boiler was *15* years old and broke down 3 times during our tenancy, once for an entire week in the middle of January and it was only replaced 2 weeks before the lease ended in May
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Obsessed with this diva's line of thinking. Final boss of fag hags
It's Valentine's Day, so we're going back to 1964 and an episode of Marriage Today that looked at the future of relationships. Young and old reflect on their experiences, and share their opinions on the matter.
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Omg I left my leftover Henry Hoover bags for the next tenants cos we never got any when we moved in istg if that's what the cleaning fee is about... 😭
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Admitting to queuing up outside the O2 Academy at 4am is the most insane part of this thread
if this was you at the chappell roan concert glasgow i seriously hope you get some concert etiquette and stop being’s hypocrites. You ruined ME & MY FRIENDS chappell experience (which we were so excited for),, you were shouting at 2 sixteen year old girls and were trying to get-
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This NHS Scotland anti-smoking advert
My favorite kind of gay people are the ones that cling onto obscure pop songs that nobody else gives a fuck about.
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There's nothing chronically online lesbians love to do more than hate tweet about gay men completely unprovoked
gay men dont fuck with chappell roan because they cant mother cuntify her the way they did with gaga so now the trailer park girl who has been releasing music since 2017 with no success & dropped by her label & had to work as a barista/nanny in the meantime is an industry plant
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I actually am very fearful of a Scottish Government led by Labour
NEW: Jackie Baillie has suggested the Scottish Government should follow Wes Streeting’s plans for heavier involvement of the private sector in the NHS.
It comes after Streeting promised to go further than Tony Blair in making use of the private sector to ease NHS pressures.
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I think a lot about that general who, on live morning television, said he'd coup the government if Corbyn ever became Prime Minister, and how no big deal was ever made of that
Video has emerged of soldiers on a shooting range in Kabul firing at a target of Jeremy Corbyn. MOD confirms it as legit:
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Glasgow's Pride phoned the polis on the Glasgow Greens for daring to ask about their sponsors ?? 😭😭
In light of reports concerning Glasgow’s Pride corporate sponsors we &
@rainbowgreens
are not marching in a ‘Green Bloc’ this Saturday but are calling for supporters there to show solidarity with Palestine & march as part of the ‘No Pride in Genocide Bloc’.
Full statement:
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We need an in-depth study on why White American diaspora groups are so insane. Irish/Scottish/Italian descent Americans always do this weird blood quantum gatekeeping around their heritage. My sympathies to the Welsh who have finally become subject to this too
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ITV announce Sheridan Smith to star in new legal drama about the upcoming copyright lawsuit between Eleanor Tomlinson and Sian Thymes
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Being a gayboy is so beautiful the way you can just walk up to any girl in the club tell her you're gay and become besties just for that night like wow
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People demand Glasgow City Council sell off its art like every week what
Nobody would dare to suggest to London, Manchester, Edinburgh, Cardiff, Glasgow that they sell off their artworks. At the core of this there is this distain for Birmingham and that we don’t deserve culture because we’re a largely working class city still.
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Oh asexuals are real silent around me
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The Prime Minister calling half of Scotland terrorists, okay
🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak refuses to apologise for comparing the Scottish pro-independence population to terrorists
#PMQs
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how much online radicalisation does it take to convince you to flash parliament
A Scottish Feminist Network member just flashed the parliament.
If you're not going to be decent then neither will I.
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The worst part about it is it's a letting agency aimed at students. Like do enough people actually accept it that they think we're willing to just piss hundreds of £££ into the wind?? 😭
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Why didn't I start smoking at 3 years old to make the most of these prices
Cigarettes on sale in an east London supermarket (2007)
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The Bute House Agreement never died in my heart
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right wingers love pretending to have anything other than disgust for black people/muslims/women if it means they get to hate on lgbt
Drag is to women what blackface is to Black people: a costume, a caricature, a mockery, a cheapening, a dehumanization.
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Thinking about when KFC ran out of chicken nationwide like how'd that happen then x
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The Falklands is basically like the only situation where I support the UK
'Malvinas Are Argentina's' — British pamphlet published by the Revolutionary Communist Party in 1982. Author: Mike Freeman.
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Please stop posting videos of Cilla Black singing onto the TL. My eardrums can only take so much
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@ruethewh1rl
Cos I don't live my life on stan twitter and take that as a reflection of real world opinions
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the north american obsession with work is weird. free yourself from the concept that not having a job is morally bad
Not everybody has to go to school cuz it’s not for everybody. But not being in school AND not having a job is crazy asfff me
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@m8ss3ducti0n
I can't understand how they can be confused by the contents of their own fridge
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This is so fucking weird man. We're a parliamentary democracy with 13 different parties represented in Parliament, why on Earth would you have a leaders debate with only 2 of those party leaders? So tired of the continued Americanisation of British politics
BREAKING: Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer will go head-to-head in a TV debate at 9pm on June 4, ITV has announced.
It comes after reports that Labour 'demanded' that the SNP and other small parties be blocked from participating.
Story to follow.
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"FM-elect"....
Please stop with the never-ending yankification of British politics
Congratulations to
@JohnSwinney
on becoming Leader of
@theSNP
and FM-elect.
John's central message has been one of unity. As a party, we must heed his call, whatever has happened in the past should remain there.
Let's get behind John & his team so they can deliver for Scotland.
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Vikings before pillaging an English monastery:
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We're leaving gaycels behind in 2025
I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I don’t have a six pack or jawline. I don’t go clubbing all the time. I don’t listen to newer artists much. I don’t have a skin care routine. I don’t travel cos I’m broke. I eat junk food. I’m a nerd. I like comics and videogames.
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Why is this tweet even being dog piled by EDL types like it didn't even mention white people 😭😭😭 these hollering dogs were certainly hit !
London is so much quieter when it gets closer to Christmas, all the gentrifiers have gone back to fuckinghamshire >>>
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Local Aberdeenshire businessman targeted in attempted assassination in Philadelphia, USA
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I need a sugar daddy so bad I can't continue this life paying rent and energy bills and then eventually council tax
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This is how I look at my friend in a restaurant when their food looks tastier than mine
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I am so ready for the Kamala regime. I want to hear her villainous cackle when she orders a direct strike on the Supreme Court
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remixing the sounds of english people greetin
I accidentally sat on a Scottish table whilst watching england. Truely understand suicide bombers morals. What a bunch of jock cunts.
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when they gave anne hathaway glasses in the princess diaries to make her ugly before her makeover
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Just found out someone in my year at school owns their own house with her boyfriend meanwhile I still sleep with my teddy penguin I've had since I was 8
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I actually need to know why literally every gran worldwide had this biscuit tin and decided to use it for the sewing kit
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American campaign managers when they're limited to a budget of £12, the campaign cycle lasts 2 days and their candidate's popularity plummets because The Sun printed a photo of them eating a sandwich
American campaign managers could walk into any European election and establish a popular dictatorship in months
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Thinking about when Marina & The Diamonds tweeted "you need to be mentally ill to be a cop" and we had to pretend she wasn't telling the truth
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The Yank urge to come to Twitter to expose themselves getting scammed in foreign countries cause I bet this was bought at some tourist trap stall at the Edinburgh Fringe for like £8
nachos in scotland are just doritos with sour cream on top and i’m ready to throw hands
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she's an upperclass middle aged british woman i think we all knew this was coming
Helena Bonham Carter defends JK Rowling and Johnny Depp
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Still can't believe Nella Rose is going to be in the jungle with Jamie Lynn Spears and Nigel Farage
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gay men dont fuck with cilla black because they cant mother cuntify her the way they did with gaga so now the scotty road girl who has been releasing music since 1963 with no success & dropped by her label & had to eat oranges with oxo cubes in the meantime is an industry plant
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In 2024 we're putting an end to "was that even English" whenever a Scottish person speaks. It is TIRED!
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Actually I think Britain was built on some English Queen 500 years ago not having any children and it just so happened to be that her nearest living relative was the King of Scots
It‘ll take time to make the case but we must. Britain was built not on ‘diversity’, but on an understanding that every person is equal under the law, having an inherent value as an individual & not as a member of a particular identity group vying with other groups for power. 2/5
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Imagine you propose to someone and they announce it by talking about their ex oooooh the way I'd kms
fiancés are like pancakes. no shame in throwing the first one out.
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why is the internet's idea of what british people eat so different from the reality of what's actually eaten
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Please stop sharing misinformation. They did not serve a quarter of lemonade in a plastic cup at the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow. It was Barrs Limeade
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If Scotland does become an independent republic one day, I genuinely do want to see Presidents of Scotland inaugurated on the Stone of Scone
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I feel like we should start a Marina Joyce type conspiracy theory about this photo because why is his expression completely dead
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The way pretty much all my followers fall into these 3 categories:
Stan Twitter users
Gay British Twitter
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this is me finding out that 2K sports games are apparently now the sims for straight guys
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My tutor coming up to me today to ask how finding Kate Middleton was going cos he saw my tweet
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Sorry but English folk kind of ate with the whole 'genny lec', 'platty joobs' genre of abbreviations and I am not afraid to admit it
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