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4 years
I was today years old when I found out women put the pad on their underwear.... I really thought y’all was sticking it to your coochies
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@winniescumdump i can tell the meat little by the suction of your cheeks
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4 years
I am 100% in belief that we should prostest fort hood. I would drop a leave packet so fast for this cause. That place needs to be shut down and the suspects in the case should get a firing squad death. #JusticeForVanessaGuillen
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MEN NEED REASSURANCE IN A RELATIONSHIP JUST AS MUCH AS WOMEN NEED IT🗣🗣🗣
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3 years
@bluefaceniloc @winniescumdump nah my shit little bro that’s how i know the face so well
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4 years
One of my joes just text me and said “hey sgt do you wanna pick pumpkins with us tomorrow?” You’re damn right I do what time
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4 years
It’s national sex day so if you aren’t having sex you’re ugly. Simple
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4 years
Hate when women are like “wow you came quick” ???? Sry you just gripped my wiener w your pussy idk what you want me to do????
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4 years
Checking for red flags when she has an absolute wagon behind her
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@daniellamlemos Thought y’all slapped a new one on that hoe after peeing lmaoooo
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4 years
Women change their windshield wipers and be like “who needs a man”. Oil 10,000 miles past due
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4 years
If you’re from Texas this is what I imagine you to be like
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4 years
If you’re a man and not over 170lbs please watch ur tone
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4 years
Here to tell everyone what is really important
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4 years
Military men after one day of talking
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How your girl acts when you say you ate without her
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Remember you’re single because you have trust issues and push everyone away, not Bc ur ugly
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4 years
When I’m out w my friends drunk af and I remember my dog is at home alone
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3 years
Little man saw his first fireworks last night and was excited lmao😂
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4 years
We get it you got your heart broke by a military man
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3 years
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there, if y’all didn’t know I recently became a father and it has been the best feeling you could ever experience. Love you stinkbutt ♥️
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5 years
Flights to Hawaii are like 200$ whose tryna risk it all for some beach
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3 years
Top 3 states with the most toxic women in order : 1.) Cali 2.) Texas 3.) Oklahoma Honorable mention : Florida and Hawaii
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4 years
Two of these and I’m DM’ing all the women I follow w a fat ass so if u get no dm the gym is open tomorrow
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4 years
Only follow women with fat asses now, so if I unfollowed you I’m sorry
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4 years
Remember when I said my ex was toxic ??? These are 2 hours apart
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4 years
People who don’t think the office is funny have a terrible sense of humor
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4 years
I like my women with muscle so she can punch me in the mouth when I start acting wild on the TL
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5 years
I give full permission to everyone: if i get into another relationship stab me. Stab and twist
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4 years
Imagine being older than 24.... ok grandma and grandpa
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4 years
LMFAOOOOO NOOOO
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4 years
How my nut looks after getting stuck in her IUD
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4 years
I really spent $700 on my exes lips ... fuck y’all
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4 years
I don’t trust anyone in the military who wears their dog tags 24/7. You’re lucky if I even know where they’re at
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4 years
Have all of y’all really been married already???
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4 years
If I had a girl I would simply shave her butthole for her
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4 years
I can’t believe women think military men are not faithful smh
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3 years
thought pineapple made ur cum sweeter who lied
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4 years
Goodmorning from Alaska 🧍🏼
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4 years
AMC this, AMC that AM I gonna C your titties today😡
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4 years
Drank 11 white claws, made wings, mozzarella sticks and potato skins for the fight I watched by myself .... I rly do need a woman
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4 years
When she is telling you she had a bad day
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4 years
I could be making u mimosas and French toast rn but you curved me
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4 years
Listen, if you wanna be happy and in a healthy relationship date a military man.
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4 years
If you have sex tonight I hope you get pregnant
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3 years
@TheeHornyyPoPo nah we need to lock this mf up
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4 years
Women who get wet when they give head are a national treasure
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3 years
y’all just be drinking your weekend away lol get outdoors and enjoy a hike or something 😂
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4 years
I was taking a deuce in the gym on base and I ripped through the one ply toilet paper and fingered my butt a little it wasn’t that bad?
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4 years
Are you actually attractive or do ppl from twitter just tell you that you are
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4 years
@gunznrosesss In my defense ... how’s that big ass pad fit on ur little shoe string underwear..?
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4 years
Like this tweet if you’ve been told you give good head
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4 years
Fellow brothers , target has 4” seam running shorts. Do what you want with this info
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4 years
All chain of command from TOP TO BOTTOM need to be chaptered. No way a missing young woman is less important than a piece of equipment. Let alone them finding 3 more bodies...
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4 years
@LoggieNightmare I do but she gay she was prolly using some weird shit
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4 years
Some of y’all gotta stop letting doodlebob do your tattoos lmao pls
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4 years
One of my military homies need a wife? She’s angry a lot but she’s ok sometimes
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4 years
Putting on this uniform everyday and not getting a kiss for it
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4 years
Yes I just made a dirt cup Bc I am 5😌🤝
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4 years
I think we underestimated how hard it is to decide what to cook for dinner every night. I cant think of more than the same 5 things lmao idk how my parents did it
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4 years
Keep liking other guys tweets
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4 years
If the candle aisle isn’t considered a date you then I’m sorry we can’t be together
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4 years
Watching my future gf take pics in matching pj’s w her current bf is getting harder every year
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3 years
how some of y’all are gonna look being drafted
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Me on February 13th preparing for her
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Unfollowed the women with flat asses so if you see this you made it
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4 years
Finally done setting up the new apartment 🤝
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Friend: are you drunk Me: nah just a
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3 years
yo my guy u can hold ur own bottle?
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3 years
women with C cups or bigger are never loyal
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4 years
Yes I drove 25 mins to lush for a bath bomb, it’s called self care fellas. Also the drink is vodka, blue curaçao and coconut pineapple ICE (low calories duh)
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@bayybridget I’m dumb but not retarded ok
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4 years
“Who in the heck is dis guy”
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4 years
Still thinking of names ... but welcome the new pup😌 he’s a husky,lab and shepherd mix
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Astrology ain’t real?? Why all women born between January to December crazy?
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3 years
this is too being a free man finally
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I’d turn my car into a submarine at this point
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When she comes home from a long day of work and asks what’s for dinner
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Just wanna hike together 😔
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Alright, I’m ready to date again who want me
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Still thinking of names ... but welcome the new pup😌 he’s a husky,lab and shepherd mix
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And body slam her
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Y’all know the move
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Croutons are the best part of a salad you guys can discuss by yourselves
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Please be nice to me
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Like this if you suck dick for your pleasure
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Eating coochie should not be free!!! Make us pay for it ladies!!!
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When she’s kissed other men before you
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