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@hmize5

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I am a dog. My hobbies are eating, sleeping, and walking. My favorite song is I Want to be Your Dog, and my favorite movie is Rescued by Rover.

Bellingham, Washington
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@Trump_Losses @BharoseNanan I have had an unfavorable view of Donald Trump since 1978.
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@USA_Polling IKEA furntiture? Yeah, right. Don the Con can't even close an umbrella.
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@COStormChasers @tatereeves Next year Easter will be on Hitler's birthday.
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@OurShallowState @BharoseNanan Yes. Don the Con can dish it out, but he can't take it. He is whining and blubbering about the the cold and how he is being picked on. Keep up the pressure, and he will fold like one of his cheap, rumpled suits.
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@wcbuecker Tommy Tuberville claims that the immigrants crossing into US illegally don't know God. The percentage of Christians in the US is about 60%. Mexico is almost 90%, Guatemala is over 90%.
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@TimFaulkner81 @kevinolearytv Don the Con is a great litmus test. Anyone who still supports him cannot be trusted in any capacity whatsoever.
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@Jhenya_Belitsky Ronny used to be an admiral, Rudy used to be a lawyer, and Pluto used to be a planet.
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@JesusChryslerII @drodvik52 Yes. Cats hate Don the Con. So do dogs. And eagles? Forget about it.
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@RepJackKimble If you read your Bible, you know that this is the only answer. Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. --The Gospel according to Monty Python
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@RealMartyT7 @FirstShane She is already finished in the GOP which is all Cult 45 now. She should drop out and endorse Joe Biden. Just do it, Nikki. No guts, no glory.
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@TheUSASingers The GOP needs to join the Federalists and the Whigs in the waters of oblivion.
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@Lawrence @MollyJongFast Is Eric a pathological liar or a pathetic child desperately trying to please his abusive father?
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@wcbuecker If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
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@joncoopertweets @KristiNoem When you are too vile for Fox Business News...
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@ThatEricAlper Why we dressed so funny back then.
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@RepJackKimble Quelle horreur! You could always join the Donald Trump Hair Club for Men.
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@99Pendula @RezaC1 @POTUS He bought it from Donald Trump. The sneakers aren't moving.
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@Youthguy07 #CarlsChallenge Day 10 One Toke Over the Line–Gail Farrell and Dick Dale Did Lawrence know what this song was about? My guess is yes, but he was able to maintain plausible deniability.
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@Youthguy07 #CarlsChallenge Day 28 Layla–Eric Clapton I would have gone with the Derek and the Dominos version, but D and D has too much American content to qualify as a Brit band.
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@DougWahl1 @kyle19633 Mitch has already admitted that the GOP only wants to campaign on the problem.
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@Youthguy07 #CarlsChallenge Day 17 Muskrat Love–Captain and Tennille Henry Kissinger just didn’t appreciate relentlessly cheerful muskrat porn.
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@Youthguy07 #CarlsChallenge Day 2 Journey to the Center of the Mind–The Amboy Dukes I’m not a Ted Nugent fan, but I like this song.
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@Rubicon1313 Nikki Haley is a shameless opportunist who will do or say anything to advance herself.
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@Youthguy07 #CarlsChallenge Day 24 I heard this song on the radio in 1966, and it has been living in my head ever since.
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@GravityWhimsy @NoLieWithBTC Probably. I would also bet that her kids hate her.
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@EHansche1 @BreakingKind Two, if Don Jr. and Eric still identify as New Yorkers. If not, then zero.
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@dorotheedillon @RonDiego3456 The NYT is garbage now.
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@Youthguy07 #CarlsChallenge Day 16 Tutti Frutti–Pat Boone I heard Pat’s version when I was in the third grade. I liked it then, but Pat doesn’t compare to Little Richard.
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@Mollyploofkins @MassMediaEnjoyr Robert Hur is a Republican. Robert Hur is a liar. But I repeat myself.
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@Youthguy07 Joni Mitchell River Raised on Robbery Karliene Reynolds Wolfpack The Unquiet Grave
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@Youthguy07 #CarlsChallenge Day 2 You Haven’t Done Nothin’--Stevie Wonder Stevie was talking about Richard Nixon. Nixon is gone, but his legacy lives on. His Southern strategy led us straight to Donald Trump.
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@DudeTweetsALot @thecuckoosnest1 All right. Good one. Tom Lehrer was wrong. Political satire is still alive and kicking.
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