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henry you dance like the wooden indian
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2 new songs and they're very good listen now right now
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(Eating baby food) actually it's just not for kids. And it has darker undertones and themes
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@fentpressed My unemployed boyfriend
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@salivasisters modest mouse girl: traveling swallowing dramamine feeling spaced breathing out listerine i said what i said that it'd tell you that you killed the better part of me
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@hlsslngfauna
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"I can Phil it Collins in the air tonight" -Phil Collins
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@_phunkee @ColmaSatchel Price is right rules? Hell yeah it does. But what does that have to do with your prize
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@BronzeHammer why are they being so mean to him
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@soggystyrofoam Common videodrome viewing experience
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@h0mmelette cause ai was automatically so racist that they put "ethnically ambiguous" into every prompt automatically, but now it can actually draw text so it writes that a lot
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@LaRegista_ @GoodReddit Haha ermmm thats enough internet for lil ol me today methinks hahaha
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@BIZKITBUMPURR listen to whoever you want because listening to someone’s music doesn’t make you their accomplice lol
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@WetOilyButt This is lowk tough though
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@ByYourLogic make up your mind man
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@charlybliss lancaster pennsylvania mentioned
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im like if a tortured genius was stupid
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@mdc9767 @dolcemite Mike is dead and that's what you're worried about lol
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My penis is smart, and true. Your penis is dumb, and false.
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Whatever's wrong with me is totally dope
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people in real life: hey man
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doing this when I'm sad
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Jerry main plot: the girl I'm dating doesn't laugh at my jokes!!! Kramer subplot:
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Babe your username is so beautiful today
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(in The Shining, The Shining is happening to me) dude that's interesting
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let's return to ashes right now
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make sure to never press the sin button on a calculator because it will increase your distance from god
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The soda machine does dispense bugs but it's nothing you need to worry about
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I used to be smarter
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If I was Jerry Seinfeld I would call Elaine Benes beautiful every single day. This is why he is unhappy
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@GreenTextRepost @asdf03291423 Jew It Up With McDonalds App For Sweet Coupons
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Real angel caught on tape
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you're in her DMs I'm scared
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My legal name is Johnny but my illegal name is Fasthands Jack
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@Emmmyalluu @jesuslasupajew Hello... I think you might want to message me This is a Selfie I took recently:
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Yeah I eat a fucking... Drink a fucking Juice Box from time to time... It Doesn't mean anything about me as a person. Stop giving me shit about it I'm All about the efficiency it's NOT becauseiliketoeat. Drink juice boxes. Even if I did it wouldn't be Thatbad.
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@baileymoon96 we're on the same wave length Bro
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If I was Jerry Seinfeld I would call Elaine Benes beautiful every single day. This is why he is unhappy
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@kkrocketz this looks like a swans album cover
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Are you guys down to play hide and go seek later
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marriagecels be like "this is the happiest day of my life"
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Dear god please kill this cisgender demon
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yeah but I had a negative sandwhich expirience at that store
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getting Fortnite wins distracts me from the soul crushing unbearable weight of not being born a girl
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@SamParkerSenate He must have had so much fun with this
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@NOTrateyrmusic @ihatelunapolar genuinely speak now is the best album here this guy is just annoying
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Normalize working in a field not related to your cutie mark
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Watching Seinfeld with a straight face and taking notes
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In the future, social media will look inside your heart to see if you truly "Liked" the post
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@Alex795234 @wildtiktokss Ok well if you say so
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i think swifties are all experiencing some form of mass psychogenic illness
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@PlsListen2Truth @willyb0ngka saying this to a group of a thousand little kids who are dying of thirst in rural Africa because nestle privatized their drinking well
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bro swap penis with me
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i don't take het relationships seriously because the women are always like "I want to cut him open and crawl inside. I am going to drink his blood and eat his heart " and the guy is just some fucking guy
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just got a gf but Lowkey i don't fw her lol but we'll see
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Gave my dog a quarter of a grape and he stared at himself in the mirror for 11 minutes
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@afraidofwasps sending a deaf guy a very threatening looking voice message
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@evilvillain1231 this is what child labor laws took away from you
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I have a stupid life where I think say and do stupid things
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"yeah I mostly listen to IDM" "oh that's cool! What does it stand for?" (Trying to think of a lie) "Uhmmmm I Dontlike Music"
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can I come over and feel how sharp and hard your teeth are
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There's a tumor in my brain that has been making me act rational and calm
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it's rough out here
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Every notification I get scares me
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getting drunk behind the computer alone on a Saturday night kin of goated
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If I had a girlfriend I would win fortnite games for her every day like a cat comes back to its owner with a bird in its mouth saying give me approval praise me please
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some of the most beautiful women maybe to ever live follow me right here on twitter
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*loves you and respects you *
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I want a gay boyfriend
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trans people: im trans society: I wish you guys killed yourselves more bob from bobs burgers: yo wassup haha im bob burger
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Let's invent a new animal
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I have adventures on my Phone every single day
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being alive sounds amazing and beautiful on paper but during the whole thing it's like come on man
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have to make one of these for George Constanza
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I hate that line of reasoning
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I heard it's gonna rain forever
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I just signed a petition that said everything is gonna be okay
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I lost all my friends due to artistic differences
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@Davisanism if cigarettes are bad for then why does this guy look cool as fuck
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I wonder if this person who's made it very clear that they enjoy talking to me and wish to see me more hates me
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I like to chill with a purpose
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me and you love eachother
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trying my hardest not to get some pussy
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I had a dream someone asked me if I liked the sun and I was like Well it gets the job done
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@AGoldmund @coolestdudeyet This is just what 90% of modern punk music is it's like gospel levels of original song ideas
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I'm busy examining everyone
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I have an abusive relationship with my landlord please support my fund at cashapp $simpsonsTappedOutmobilegamefund
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I am anti women's suffrage. I don't think women should have to suffer as they are beautiful angels
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make honesty thy steed bro. And truth thy saddle
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