Unagi De Panini
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46 year olds be like: "im happy here in Singapore!" yeah, ofcourse u are, ur o-level certificate was enough to get you a 5 room hdb flat, a whole career, and a pay that's enough to maintain 5 kids and ur nicotine addiction.
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Every if you retweet YOU'LL GET one fridge. Retwet if you get. Like .
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throwback to interning in indonesia (my bigmac nvr made it 2 meπ. )
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I think singapore has progressed far enough to provide 24/7 public transport pls. .
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AYO SOMEONE GET yo manssss, coffee shop told him no dining but he wont listen so he just sitting here. πππππ
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bro .fuck u mean i gotta chikalakapiyapiya(x2) b4 i can consume this sorry ass bento box meal ?!.
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me walking to one end of 313somerset and then realizing that this end doesnt lead to Scape.
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me getting thru the turkish restaurants to get to KGC.
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rough sex from 1am to 5:36am and pasta with coffee for the breakfast in bed that the both of u enjoy together π₯°π₯°π₯°
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theres a thrift shop in haji lane with steps (that lead to the 2nd floor) as steep as these.
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im sry but this part of the mrt map is just so so stupid to me
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if i ever come across one of these in public, I'll simply pick it up and bring it back home.
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Kim K listening to Donda on mute. ππ ππππππ
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boy u not a Certified Lover Boy, you deadass a Certified Pukimak.
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bro got that Pak Joko Widodo fit on π€£π.
Happy Valentineβs Day to the one and only, @MichelleObama. You make every day feel like an adventure.
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i guess we now know why sometimes gatekeeping is necessary.
Breakwater near Marina Bay cordoned off after going viral on social media.
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abangsapau
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me everytime i reach home safe and sound after a night out (almost died 23 times)
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@firstwefeast @codyko @thenoelmiller @IHOP wow, these two, Ko and noel have really good chemistry! i bet that if they were to collab they would make amazing content, maybe even start a podcast!.
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this mf got gaslighted so fking hard throughout the movie ππππ€¦.
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thats not admiralty and u know it. stop fucking lying to me.
Sβpore experiences hottest-ever October with record 36.3Β°C temperature in Admiralty
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i opened the door to this cubicle and i got the greatest shock of the week.
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I think singapore has progressed far enough to provide proper buses for all migrant workers ffs. .
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parents be Iike βwhat's stopping you from enjoying and living ur best life?β . bitch your curfew π.
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@frhna_s false, someone could post a picture of them posing next to their 20 golf clubs that cost 900$ each, and i definitely wouldnt get jealous obviously cos its fucking golf. but i will notice and can point out that this person is indeed, showing off.
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@MothershipSG singapore is so prosperous and successful ONLY at the expense of it's people, everything here's expensive, have all it's people work, work and work till their deathbeds.
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hello! it's Thursday, it's recycled waseem pics day!
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i enjoy watching my friend complain abt work on his stories
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clementi looks good here.
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almost forgot these pics of Mac Miller, Steve Lacy and Mac Demarco exists
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old people be saying the most about how this is such a great country, fucking hell ure born in a time where an O-Level cert is enough to get u a lifetime career, which ALSO provides more than enough to support a family of 3 kids until the day u retire.
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Spider-Man: Dah Tengah otw home dah ni.
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me walking across the sgfashion traffic light crossing, hoping to be featured but realise that the cameraman's not even there.
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@QidWave @kevinabstract i mean Brock DOES sort of go in a different direction, musically and artistically speaking, if were comparing both Brock and Hampton, theyre bound to split eventually, expected tbf.
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old people be mad violent when it comes to fighting for space on public transport istg, theyll start shoving and punching their way thru like, BRUH, i will confiscate ur walking stick, carry u all the way to woodlands mrt station and leave u there in front of khun thai.
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if i go, hold my funeral at bugis junction, use my life savings ($57) to treat urselves to whatever 7-eleven has on offer at that time ok.
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im sorry to inform u of this but, uve just been diagnosed with a case of banyak WORLD.
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TOPIC: Milo Dinosaur . i never understood why drink shops act like as if that extra milo powder costs their entire business. like fk u bro, im just gonna buy regular milo whos to say i dont have spare milo powder in my pocket ATM π¦¦π¦¦π¦¦.
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those who pronounce Stuffd as "stuffed". top tier freaks u are.
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the best relationship is when you both can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.
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me preparing the bed for you to sleep on (10$ charge) goodnight.
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whatever, come bras basah complex i blast arctic monkeys on my jbl flip 3 se.
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i hated when teachers put β?β on graded work, bitch what tf does xxxtentacion's album has got to do with this.
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