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@hijabiinerd
Sania
9 days
need a man who knows random historical facts and stories and will yap about them for hours
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
12 days
going to an islamic school as a teen was so humbling one time i got this new perfume and wore it to school and my islamiyat teacher was like “wow sania you smell so good” i was like “omg thanks 🤭🫶🏼” and she goes “i bet thats exactly what the guard at the gate thought too”
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
14 days
very grateful for religious guilt cause imagine committing a sin and its not even registering in your head as a sin
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
im so confused right now
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
the engaged by 19, married by 20, and first kid at 23 plan is not looking too good yall
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
11 days
@FriedrichHHX you might smell like sweat and piss without a fragrance, but im clean and use deodorant and shower everyday so i do not 🫶🏼
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
12 days
she did not have to gag me like that i still remember almost 7 years later 😭
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
11 days
@BYGreetingCards no no our relationship was like that we were very sarcastic with eachother Alhamdulillah she was an amazing teacher and because she said it like that i still remember to this day!
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
18 days
GUYS i got reunited with my shawty
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
crying in a corner in the Mosque and some kid comes up in my face and burps and then leaves ?
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
9 days
i gave him roti, maybe he’ll like me now
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
12 days
guys im not even joking this squirrel in my back yard is possessed by the devil or something and its after me
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
i love how your wife is literally shedding the lining of a whole organ, emotional distress, awful cramps, headaches, pain in her legs, back pain, stomach issues and youre worried about keeping it in your pants for a week, disgusting pig
@DrAsifOfficial
Dr Asif Munaf
2 months
It's very hard for a man when his wife is on her monthly cycle. It's one of the benefits of polygyny. Alhamdulillah for Islam ☝🏽
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
this is harassment
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
@noorullaiin ilysm but i think his life is miserable as is which is why hes going around saying that crap
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
@FayceTX Ill let Allah deal with him
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
if men suffer in silence why am i always hearing about it?
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
have u ever broke no contact cause you convinced yourself they died
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
ate so much i cant move
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
my outfit for the dawat today is soo pretty i love being pakistani omg
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
crying in a corner in the Mosque and some kid comes up in my face and burps and then leaves ?
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
i have mastered self control (i ate one shawarma instead of two)
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
i love when my nephew goes “im telling my dad” like okay ? thats literally my brother 🤣
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
25 days
i hate these
@dauwooddd
داؤد
25 days
Marriage is scary cuz what if she doesn’t like bounties
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
27 days
one girl posts something stupid on this app and all the men go “women shouldnt have access to the internet” men on the internet: watch porn, talk to young minor girls, defend people like andrew tate, and call everyone who doesnt agree with them a kafir
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
my niece napping in my room ☹️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
hes in your dms but im hiding in his closet ☺️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
men try not to act like victims when a woman is suffering challenge: impossible
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
me casually sliding in “bhai” or “akhi” into a conversation when a man decides to get a bit too comfortable
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
realizing marriage means unlimited hugs… ‼️❗️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
im so delusional i was making dua after asar and suddenly i hear its pouring outside and in my head im like Allah made it rain so I could make my dua during the rain and it will get answered ☺️🙂‍↕️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
he follows my mosques insta page what does that mean
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
- i was born breech - im left handed - i did gymnastics as a kid - i tried kickboxing in 2021 and lasted 2 months 💀 - i went to an all girls islamic school in pakistan for five years - i have 9 birthmarks/beauty marks on my face - i threw a towel at an armed gunman once
@4bloomingfilm
Ashley
1 month
shock ur followers with facts about you: - I haven’t eaten any fruits since i was 9 - I did ballet for 7 years - I’m coeliac (can’t eat gluten ever) - I was 1st / 2nd ranked in all of my high school courses for yr11 and yr12
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
10 days
when he says “آپ” and not “تم”>>>>
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
14 days
so scary, may Allah protect us
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
coming to my brothers house when i want coffee cause my sister in law has an addiction and basically owns a cafe
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
13 days
the feminine urge to chop your hair off after something goes wrong in your life
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
me after playing fbi and finding out something that was better left a secret
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
just want his head on my lap while i play with his hair until he falls asleep
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
19 days
only cost me my arm
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
19 days
i am making chicken pulao for 40 people today 👩🏻‍🍳
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
i love when muslims girls here have a minor disagreement on something and instead of arguing and fighting they both are so respectful and and nice about it and talk it out properly
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
no literally our weddings start out segregated and then somehow all the men end up on the womens side when its time to take pictures
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
15 days
kinda wanna make a girls only private, so many outta pocket things in my drafts left unsaid cause men :/
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
women romanticize everything and men sexualize everything
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
why is it the minute im quiet and want to be alone my mom thinks someone has done sihr on me 😭
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
22 days
today marks a year since i got into an argument with a saudi customs officer and almost got myself banned from saudi forever…. ….on a flight from Pakistan to America 🧍🏻‍♀️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
29 days
the tension between my forehead and the barrel of a gun 😣
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
26 days
im very very upset its august no one talk to me
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july dump ?
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
“i seek refuge in Allah” is just so beautiful
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
halal food fest is on august 17th might as well start starving myself now 🤝
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
8 days
mom’s training me to be a housewife, dads making me get an engineering degree but i swear i was just meant to sit on my porch swing and read while drinking coffee enjoying the breezy pre-autumn weather
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
idc fat shame me all you want this is too good 🙂‍↕️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
i want a fries bowl so bad oml im tweaking out if i post one a few hours later please fat shame me i deserve it
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
my hatred for men had its peak in highschool when i was taking AP biology and we were learning about positive feedback and our teacher told us that if a woman continues breastfeeding then she will continue producing breast milk and all the boys started calling us cows 🧍🏻‍♀️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
tweaking out trying to not repost all of بحر posts
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
Eid mubarak my loves 🫶🏼🌙
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
10 days
so im actually just going to throw up
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
10 days
muted this at like 60 likes lol but i just seen its getting a lot of attention and somehow ended up on liberal muslim twitter and theyre calling me a victim of misogyny and whatnot just going to leave this here 💕
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
12 days
going to an islamic school as a teen was so humbling one time i got this new perfume and wore it to school and my islamiyat teacher was like “wow sania you smell so good” i was like “omg thanks 🤭🫶🏼” and she goes “i bet thats exactly what the guard at the gate thought too”
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
27 days
i got sunburnt on my face but its a light pink shade on my upper cheek bone and nose so it looks like blush instead of a sunburn i guess i <3 melanoma now
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
29 days
gonna start asking this every time a guy talks to me now
@ihsanalanadoli
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29 days
All attraction is lost when a woman asks what my ‘star sign’ is
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
if u hate women youre a misogynist if u hate men youre a misandrist what if you just hate everyone is there a word for that cause thats what i am
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
7 days
we have some distant family over and im just sitting and talking and i look over at my aunt (who i havent seen in like 7 years) and shes taking a picture of me ? 😭
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
15 days
no, i have so many pictures of my friends without hijabs and he doesnt need to be reading my private chats with them either
@samxihaa
sam ♡₊˚⊹𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ 𓂃
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okh guys let’s talk though this topic do you think your partner should have access to your phone and all the socials ?
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
yesterday an aunty came over and in the conversation we were having i casually mentioned that my dad had cooked dinner the night before and this woman was in absolute shock i genuinely forget that some brown men just never enter the kitchen at all 😭
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
hijabis are the funniest people on this planet
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
i hate when a man is staring at me and i look over and i can tell the only reason hes looking is bc hes being pervy like why cant you just like be normal and islamaphobic?
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
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this is me right now if you even care
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
19 days
i always try to stay positive but sometimes i cant help being bitter, this world is so unfair :/
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
11 days
@SushiReggie uhh no that was not the point of the post, we respect our teachers!!
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
9 days
“fluid contamination” actually just made me physically cringe ew ew ew ew
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I could never accept polygamy because the thought of 3rd party body fluid contamination & my husband not being omnipresent as my vessel of gratification absolutely sickens me
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
29 days
im gonna kms i was stopped at a light and there were inmates doing community service there and one of them looked like he was wearing a thobe so i like moved my head back to look at him better and he saw me and started laughing and then waved at me i sped away so fast 😭😭😭
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
saw a mouse in the lab, i should catch it an do experiments on it
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
send that risky text, break no contact, unblock them, i dare you 🤭
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
10 days
just got called a “glorified plumber” by a mechanical engineer when i said i was studying chemical engineering sir- 🧍🏻‍♀️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
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😭😭😭
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
if you wake up at tahajjud time just on your own no alarms or anything get up and pray immediately
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
11 days
why you up right now, who you talking to love 🔪
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
10 days
ill literally start crying and go nonverbal, i hate being yelled at so much
@ifeelgoodto
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i hate being yelled at, like there are so many ways to effectively communicate without raising your voice at me
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
15 days
that 5’4 anemic hijabi will save you btw
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
had such a bad day and ofc it ends with me soaked in the rain, wet socks, abaya drenched and a migraine 😍
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
these shawls are the sluttiest thing a man can wear
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
when i get a lot of likes on my posts i scroll through them looking at pretty names for my future daughter 😭
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
8 days
leave before i get too mean and take it out on youu
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
it gets easier to pray your five daily prayers when you realize that every single prayer isnt going to be this enlightening experience and sometimes you just have to pray because its fardh
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
@huedmoon you cant teach an animal empathy and decency
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
25 days
why do brown aunties think its appropriate to ask you why you look kali 🧍🏻‍♀️
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Sania
2 months
my outfit for the dawat today is soo pretty i love being pakistani omg
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
29 days
wiping off the tears from your prayer mat is a different level of pain
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
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it just hit me that classes start next week and now im tweaking out at 2 am
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
may Allah grant everyone suffering with an illness shifa and may He make that illness a means of forgiveness for them
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Sania
1 month
every time i meet my niece and give her a kiss i say “youre so yummy” and she goes “youre more yummy” every single time ☹️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
12 days
its so hard for me to meet new people without my trust issues making me somehow demonize them in my head
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Sania
2 months
the culprit
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
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getting a reality check from someone who’s opinion you value a lot is so humbling
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
a day out with the girls really did fix me
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
me starting an argument with my whole family cause i was hungry but didnt know i was hungry
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
26 days
i love when a girl texts me and asks me to find someones socials like ofc babe i gotchu 🤭🤞🏼
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
15 days
i live in this region 🤭
@harrisondubay
harrison 🚋
16 days
most goated region on planet earth u can’t change my mind
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
marriage is scary cause wdym after praying isha and doing my skin care when im massaging in my cuticle oil and watching spongebob theres also going to be whole man there?? 🧍🏻‍♀️
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
1 month
“i can fix him” when theres nothing wrong with him hes just putting on an act to manipulate you into wanting to fix him
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
2 months
as a woman in stem yall really need to read up on supplements and how theyre regulated especially in the US trust me youre not putting what you think you are into your body 😭😭
@champagnepvki
عمر
2 months
Ashwagandha needs to be studied, straight up feels like I’ve taken cocaine
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@hijabiinerd
Sania
29 days
gonna add getting smacked in the head with a dumbbell onto the nightly scenario rotations now
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