jake
@hiflakey
Followers
1,545
Following
1,119
Media
5,173
Statuses
39,875
blast from the present •
Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2008
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
FELIX
• 204498 Tweets
アザラシ幼稚園
• 138731 Tweets
STRAY KIDS DOMINATE LOLLA
• 66781 Tweets
Arath
• 48006 Tweets
ロッキン
• 47829 Tweets
#LYKNConcert
• 41201 Tweets
#MoshiMoshixTENwithCANELE
• 40597 Tweets
Aerosmith
• 31224 Tweets
オアシス
• 25616 Tweets
LINGORM OTW EP4
• 24755 Tweets
#Shiorin3D
• 24401 Tweets
Mahomes
• 22687 Tweets
Kanye
• 22144 Tweets
Blake Snell
• 21289 Tweets
#キントレ
• 19244 Tweets
英霊博装
• 18710 Tweets
オベロン
• 16401 Tweets
淀川花火大会
• 13945 Tweets
Jacob Fatu
• 10023 Tweets
Jojo Siwa throwing herself a Jojo Siwa themed birthday party.... I don’t know a better person
2K
13K
141K
genuinely think the smilers are the funniest most harmless fanbase. just like their mama!
🚨| Apparently “II Most Wanted” was recorded in 2019, around the time Liam Hemsworth STOLE Miley's horses, including Blue Jeans, after their divorce. Beyoncé helped Miley recover the animals, chasing after Liam.
— Beyonce borrowed Blue Jeans for the album cover.
368
4K
40K
14
489
8K
if yall see my baby at the four seasons orlando, DO NOT INBOX ME.. i already know 🙄😒
1
100
1K
went to the nasty market and they said you were late for your shift
11
186
1K
Proud to announce that we skipped our workout this morning to go vote for maya wiley
12
58
601
Had to get a new roommate to help with rent while I’m unemployed ...... this is Honey Moon
8
18
511
i love bret from survivor and his tik tok twink… i wish gay people were real 🥲🥲
8
16
472
let’s GO GIRLS!!!
So Britney finished writing her book but there’s a paper shortage 😭
21
90
657
1
97
467
obsessed with the new local weed store called “hii” like it’s some sort of gay guy in my mentions
5
2
428
yesterday i followed a cute boy on instagram and today he’s celebrating his 23rd birthday
12
12
412
gaga deleting her nurtec ad bc she’s being investigated for violating europe’s prescription advertising laws….
5
13
325
To be collected like this, dragged to such depths, by vivacious(!) is the scariest thing I can imagine. Snapped!
1
30
308
Sabrina Carpenter is........... the pop star we’ve been waiting for. Actually hold that thought can she dance? Do we know if she can dance? Help
16
48
226
Bernie stopped asking me for donations to his campaign but is now asking me to donate to charities helping people affected by coronavirus..... king shit 👑
0
20
241
“Can I copy your homework?”
@marybethbarone
: Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look obvious
“Ok”
4
15
215
God created ZERO Britney Spears albums.... Britney Spears has made NINE (so far)
2
13
214
Gonna put all the things I’ve never done on my resume too 🥰
Of all the things to see when you finally turn in the tv. 😩🤦🏾♀️
831
15K
47K
0
25
202
got stuck in this vintage store during the rainstorm oops had to just keep shopping
3
3
203
Why is being fluent in hieroglyphics a pre-req for washing a $20 shirt from h&m
1
9
158
wrote something vulnerable and reflective on my ig story and then ig immediately crashes… they don’t want you to see the real me
1
3
140
@marybethbarone
Really nice of you to donate one of your jokes to charity like this! ❤️ some people need all the help they can get
1
0
131
sat down at work lunch yesterday and was like “soooo who do we all hate???” and the table went SILENT
1
1
125
well… yes!
2
1
114
It’s been a long time since anyone invented a new flavor of bagel..... hmm .......... just thinking xx
2
3
112
straight ex-coworker posting thirst traps… i’m allowed to send fire emoji right? watch him squirm?
2
0
109
One year ago.... what I wouldn’t give to be caught gay arguing with my gay husband in the gay container store....
5
2
100
jason mraz is divorcing his wife to explore his sexuality?? i need to explore eating trail mix out of his bellybutton
4
0
95
why’d i kinda kick off this summer looking my most sexy and gorgeous…
quote this with ya fav pic of you in a bathing suit 👙 in honor of summer
59
88
533
6
1
98
0
8
87
Ok.... the feet joke alone.... he’s gonna book a Comedy Central digital series off of this
Brad Pitt just gave the best acceptance speech of ALL TIME.
No, seriously.
9
183
1K
1
4
83
reportedly and allegedly are doing a lot of work here
Normani’s debut album is reportedly called “The Butterfly Effect” and will allegedly drop in May.
541
464
6K
1
0
79
5p: 4g of shrooms
6p: barbie (feat. toot o zoot)
8:30p: dinner at joanne trattoria
(6 months later)
12:45p: oppenheimer (delta seatback cinema)
6
1
76
I no longer identify as any gender or sexuality. I am just this video of Juliette Lewis. From now on!
3
12
69
This is the most horrifying exchange I’ve EVER heard
Registered Republican town hall participant compliments Trump's smile.
2K
300
2K
3
2
69
I just sent a company wide email telling everyone that Kylie Jenner is pregnant and everyone is SHOOK
3
31
66
a queen size blanket is a very dangerous thing for a girl like me to have on the couch but i have it
3
1
68
in honor of my husbands birthday pls tell me how sexy he is (or alternatively how lucky i am)
6
0
70
a year ago i got laid off and immediately (excitedly?) jumped into another job doing client work that completely depleted my life force.
i’m underemployed again now (this time by choice) and working on creative projects that i love, slowly building back my sense of self. happy!
7
0
66
