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I be reading twitter arguments n thinking damn they both gotta point lowkey like its a balanced essay.
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When lockdown first happened I tried to make my own ice coffee and had no idea how to so I made a normal coffee and put it in the fridge 😭.
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Never in my life have I assumed someone was jealous of me 😭 I find it so conceited to assume that is the reason someone is treating me a type of way.
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This generation of 30 yr olds still look like they 18-25 😂. Lemme 👀 the 30 and up crew .Drop a pic 📸 and age . … I’ll go first.
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Black man was asking for money on the train and asked for “notes only” “no metal” no one offered anything up and he told the only other black man on the train that he is especially disappointed in him before getting off 😭.
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Ok ok the gig is up 😪 I am 23 not 34, get the uncles out of my DMs!
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Give it up for Great Gatsbyy.
organize games night every weekend in my friends’ yards hoping that she’ll miraculously appear.
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Genuinely would transfer him the £30 on the spot and ghost.
This boy paid for my £30 Uber once first time I met him, and he brought it up every time we argued.
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I ran my first ever 5k with a runclub today 😭 and did the whole thing without stopping why is this my proudest moment omg.
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This boy got A*A*A* juggled 3 languages- A-level Spanish German and French self teaches himself Arabic pretty sure he self taught himself GCSEs in other languages and is going to Cambridge to do Spanish and Arabic and this is what he wants to tweet about result day, ICON😭❤️.
so school didn’t wanna take any piccies of me today (not salty) but i managed to make my way into one at least woo
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I love people who laugh at everything, because I laugh everything. Its just vibes, cracking up over such minor jokes.
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Somali girls 🤝 being habasha when taking ubers with Somali uncle drivers.
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A pretty woman posted herself working a normal job and twitter harassed her to make an OF 😭 dunya finito.
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I find tribalist diaspora Somali kids who literally have seen nothing but the west cringey at best and repulsive at worst.
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So nobody invited me to this Somalis in tech event at Google? Like yes I don’t know anything about tech but maybe I’d like to visit Google too 😢.
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Took a 📸
Feeling cute didnt take pics though hope it lasts.
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BFFR is the best phrase I’ve taken from the internet its just so perfect.
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Icl I have seen Somalis catch so much smoke on Twitter and stayed quiet but ONE thing I am not having is suggesting we stink ASTAGFIRULLAH.
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One thing the Somali beauty standards *did* get right is liking darker lips.
Lip blushing helps with color neutralization. 👄. What do you think about this transformation?
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Also sometimes assuming ‘jealousy’ is such a cop out from self-reflecting like it shouldn’t be your go-to… I think you have to for example, analyse what could *I* have done first.
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U lot tweeting about “that year” like the heartbreak isn’t still fresh 👀.
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Looool. I no longer believe in the concept of all nighters, can’t lie, working whilst sleep deprived is inefficient and counterproductive if its not done by 12:30, im going bed.
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If were so bad why you trying to meet our hooyos 😭 ? Surely if were never bussing case leave us alone.
Once dealt wid a somali chick and her mum couldn’t look me in my eye. Never spoke English in front of me. You guys are never bussing case I’m sorry.
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British education is so surface level/ generic - you can have a whole degree in something and barely touch the surface.
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When I vent to a friend and they say “they’re just jealous of you because you are xyz” as a first suggestion I almost find it dismissive/ not having given the situation much real thought.
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My new favourite tiktok account is this Somali boy with autism and his mom 😭 hes so funny omds.
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I’m shameless ngl if you’re Somali and in *that particular industry* I’m sending a LinkedIn request.
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The Chunkz hate is literally nothing but jealousy at this point, its so so ugly and lame.
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Since its no longer my dp 🤣
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Theres no gatekeeping, she even violated when we suggested.
Genuine question why do girls gatekeeping their friends ?.
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Happy Somaliland Day 💚🤍❤️ to freedom, independence, self-sufficiency and future prosperity 🎉. Allow Dhowr.
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Of course its different when you have no other logical explanation and you have real indications of said jealousy.
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My original tweet also wasn’t intended to downplay how much jealousy and envy people have out there but for individuals my preference is to not assume ill-intention until I have real reason to. Anyways be safe 😝.
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Here’s a list of all the broke men ladies 🙏🏾 save yourselves. I gotchuuu
Like tweet if you want a PS5.
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Got my driving license today 😁 Alhamdulilah another hot girl on the road that can’t park xxx.
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Woah who said that? smh people are out here checking the salary range on glassdoor and googling the office location for insight on what their day to day looks like too??? way too nosey 🤮.
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Loooooool do men have new sayings? Twice on my way home I lied about being married and both times they told me dw hes not serious about you/ hes cheating ?.
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Once upon a time in a land far far away Lucas from Essexs got called a N*gger by a white friend, Lucas showed him who is boss and beat the shit out of him, then they sat for lovely afternoon tea to educate him on the etymology of the derogatory word 'N*gger'. #BKChat #bkchatldn
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Where are the days going and why are there not enough hours in the day anymore subhanallah 😭.
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Rice with cheese is horrendous.
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Pls need to get out of grandma vibe and be able to stay awake past 12 😭 its summer for goodness sake.
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You missed several spots, work harder!!! and maybe one day they’ll finally accept u 🙈.
We came to Westminster just after 6am to clean up the mess the rioters left behind. We won’t let a group of anti-British thugs ruin our great city. The media won’t show you this but #WeAreTheMediaNow
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I feel dumb when people ask me stuff about my degree, I literally don’t know- I’m just outchea submitting my essays man.
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No ones got their results yet but well done to everyone at Brampton Manor we already know wag 1 xx.
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catching strays because ur man can't kip kwiet on the internet is always such an L omds .
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This to me is a failure of and deficiencies within the community rather than the business. there are places where this could have worked.
update: this cafe has now shut down because they were losing too much money letting people “pay what they could/when they could”.
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Absolute state of these fully grown losers putting down an 18 year old… I’m v sure she’ll do more than fine in Law or whatever else she decides to do.UoN is also a good uni… touch grass.
Studying an overly congested field 😴.
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imagine saying Somaliland doesn't exist for 364/365 days in the year only to sing Calanyahow haa dhicin on 18 May ytrhgefwjdokad.
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@yoitsenzo Time well spent 🤣 science is useful, they arguing about some BS that doesn’t matter anyways.
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My little brother just sent me how eats at uni???? And omg 😭 the kid throws it down in the kitchen theres way more
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Omds such bad quality will NOT be going ahead with my purchase planned today 😤.
Man does durability test on a $240,000 Lamborghini Urus 😬
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My mates are saying time (33mins) is not bad for a first timer 🥹 will be back next week!.
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Dont know why I can hear people laughing… aint nothing funny about a Monday.
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Pls does anyone at all know of a room in LDN a 24 year old woman could rent ASAP. They have a good job and are able to cover monthly rent and expenses but having no luck atm. RT please ! DM me with any info.
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Jokes aside linkedin is crazy like we all just accepted knowing where people work, study, even what schools they went to 😭.
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