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Early celebrations for Tamil New year.
They just bullied me to hold that dabba and take a pic 🥲
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I haven't been to the gym in 10 days due to illness, which forced me to rest. Even though I know I shouldn't feel worthless for skipping workouts, I still do. I hope to overcome this feeling someday.
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@BebesSatellite
Bebe is so underrated and the fact that she was even denied credit on some of the biggest hits just makes me mad. She got the voice, she got the melodies. I hope whoever did her wrong, karma gets them.
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I am still stuck here, the crowd went crazy at this.
I am still waiting for someone to top this.
what according to you is the best dance sequence in a bollywood movie?
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Whenever I start to complain about any inconvenience in my life, I remind myself that there are people far less fortunate who don’t even have water to drink or food to eat and are just trying to survive daily bombings. My problems feel insignificant in comparison.
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launching my side profile
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My roommate, while I'm devouring a big ass mango and making slurping sounds: "You're 26, you should be going to pubs on a Friday night." My response: This is 100 times better.🙂↔️
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Benefits of regular sex:
-Physical health boost
-Stress relief
-Improved sleep
-Enhanced intimacy
-Pain relief
-Hormonal balance
-Prostate health (for males)
-Boosted self-esteem
-Weight management aid
-Potential longevity boost
Now I knw the problem and solution to all my prblm
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I got Goosebumps like 3-4 times watching this movie. What a film. I hope James Cameron's next Avatar movie could live up to this.
#DunePart2
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Snapchat Episode 04 😭😭😭
My only two moods these days:
Fvck this world, it's so evil and cruel, the world should just burn and end and ask soon as I take off my shirt, hey tiddies you looking good today 😮💨
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I finally saw my gym crush after so many days, but I barely paid attention because I was upset and angry that they hadn’t shown up in so long. It’s like a one-sided, delusional relationship entirely in my head.
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Living independently, I've picked up a dish or two in the kitchen. Weekdays are tight for cooking, but come the weekend, I make the effort. It's surprising to see the change – back home, I wouldn't budge from my bed, everything served to me. Now, I'm doing it all myself.
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I can't be the only guy who tries to walk fast and overtake if there are some ladies in front, just so they don't think I'm following them.
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I can't understand why someone wouldn't pick up their parents' calls or talk to them often, especially when living far away. I try to talk to them frequently and always return their calls. Realizing your parents are getting older is the saddest thing.
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Imagine getting cheated on or dumped by a bisexual partner for someone of the opposite gender—like they were so over you that they switched teams. 🤡
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@centurysum1
This guy doesn't know the difference between complimenting and sexualizing. The comment section is filled with such guys 🤮🤮
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Its just my pov:
If both of us are emotionally invested in each other, we shouldn't encounter any issues if we engage in physical intimacy with others purely for pleasure, because ultimately, our emotional connection is more important to me than physical gratification.
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One of the nicest compliments I've received is that I am very cuddly🙂↔️
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For a country with the highest population in the world, the taboo around sex is so ironic.
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Spending your weekend in your room watching movies and just relaxing in your underwear >>>>>
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Whenever I talk to Ammi, she asks what I ate. Today, I had a Chicken Cobb Salad, but since she doesn’t know what that is, I just said I had daal to avoid confusing her. All she needs to know is that her child ate his dinner.
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I show cat videos to my colleague whenever I come across them and told him I like Taylor Swift. I'm also very goofy around the office. He said he didn't expect me to be like this initially because of my buffed-up physique.
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Call me old school or whatever, but I want to take care of my parents any day till the day I d!e. I owe them.
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Someone told me I look 33-34 yrs old, gonna kms 🥲.
I have also been told I look younger than my age, bc itna difference kese 🥲🥲
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I told my flatmate/colleague that if he ever finds out something about me in the future, not to judge me. He replied, "Am I safe with you?" and then joked, "Am I Batman? Do I go out at night and fight bad guys?" 😂 I just said I was messing with his head.
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Uploaded a shirtless pic on snap after gym to see the pump and people start demanding show this show that, Abey ja na tera baap ka naukar nahi hu also it's not polite.
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There was a time when I would study the night before an exam and still top it. Now, I'm pretty much average to below average in all aspects of life. What a downgrade.
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Chaman chutiya log. Don't interact with these engagement hungry accounts.
Few of the comments on this post 🤢🤢
Let's be clear: even if a woman is walking naked, you have no right to touch her, let alone rape. Her body, her choice, with or without clothes. If you can't grasp this basic concept, both you and your upbringing have failed.
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This is my last year in my mid twenties and I am scared. My manager told me that he feels like I am the youngest in my team cos I am childlike, when there are already two members are younger than me and act more mature than me. I can't even think of late twenties.
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Javelin mai silver hi sahi
Jawline mai platinum medal 🔥
Congratulations 🎉🎉
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majority of indian men wash their hands only with water after they pee, like bro itna lazy toh mai bhi nahi hu, hand wash samne rakha hai us kar le.
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People often take rejections personally, but it's important to remember that attraction is subjective. If someone isn't interested, it doesn't reflect on you as a person.
For instance, I've been rejected several times in the last hour, but I don't feel sad or angry about it.
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@skalpanap
@modeofrants
She is participating according to IOC rules, IOC cleared her to participate. cope
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Eid al-Adha Mubarak. Let us keep in our prayers the innocent lives lost in the ongoing genocide and terrorism and those who continue to suffer. May this suffering end soon and peace be restored around the world 🤲🏻
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Ittu bittu Jim patuta
This is a vulgar display of wealth. Now you understand who are the Cubans, Koreans, Russians, Chinese who cry foul over revolution? They all belong to this breed!
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@rosesfortweets
@zomato
There are many people who go to sleep empty stomach. Will you stop eating ?
I understand the grievances but they are just doing their job. We don't have to be edgy always. One can instead celebrate the memories they had with their mom.
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I’m the kind of person who likes to be pampered and taken care of when looking for love. I need constant love and reassurance. On the other hand, there are those who will take care of you, openly express their love, and make you feel loved and secure.
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Man discovers he is living in 21st century
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A bigoted population deserves a bigoted government and leader. Nothing to cry about. it's the truth, majority of Indians are bigoted and we have to deal with it and live with this fact.
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Different shades of Bangalore's sky in 2020 during lockdown.
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Am I the only one who uses two towels, one for the upper body and one for the lower? I can't wipe my face and butt with the same one. 😭
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As I was heading to the gym in the rain, I saw a mother on a scooter with her two children. One of the kids sitting behind her placed his hands over her head to keep her from getting wet. I don't know why, but it made me feel proud. I just smiled. She raised them well.
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Some of these pure vegetarians are the most impure person you will see. They act as if they are superior to everyone else who eats meat. They often frown upon meat eaters as if you are eating their flesh.
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One of my pet peeves is people wasting food. Just don’t take more than you can finish. Start with small portions, finish them, and if you're still hungry, take some more.
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when you can't even dare to look at someone because you are so in love with them that it scares the sh*t out of you to even make an eye contact with them. you are doomed
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Few of the comments on this post 🤢🤢
Let's be clear: even if a woman is walking naked, you have no right to touch her, let alone rape. Her body, her choice, with or without clothes. If you can't grasp this basic concept, both you and your upbringing have failed.
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Size does matter
Anthony Ammirati failed the bar and the commentators are clearly having a hard time acknowledging what happened 😂 HELP I'M DYING
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My only two moods these days:
Fvck this world, it's so evil and cruel, the world should just burn and end and ask soon as I take off my shirt, hey tiddies you looking good today 😮💨
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Season's first mangoes 🥭🥭
The only good in this good for nothing season
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If I playfully mess with your hair, pinch your cheeks, tease you, and always seek your company, reminding you of what matters, waiting to eat together, and feeling down when you're not near, know that I love you deeply.
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