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I’ve been saved.
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Asian girl with big banjongabongas, save me…
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Peace on the outside, piss on the inside.
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Average Sol's RNG enjoyer.
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Me and my daughter.
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Happy 24 to me! (+ bonus edit of my husband that my best friend made for my birthday)
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@heyretsu
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Hello.
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Ratgirl.
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@heyretsu
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It’s that premature lead poisoning-stare.
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She’s living MY DREAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
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@heyretsu
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I bang, like all the time. 😎
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@heyretsu
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I’m in love with you, still.
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@heyretsu
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OKAY. TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO ANYONE NEW HERE: • I AM NOT A NSFW ACC. DNI IF YOU ARE. • I SHITPOST, DEPRESSIONPOST, YEARNPOST AND POST GAMING/ANIME RELATED STUFF. • I PLAY LEAGUE, DBD, OW AND VAL. - EU(W) SERVERS. BYE.
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Asian girl with big banjongabongas, save me…
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10 months
Good day, people in behind my screen. >.<
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@heyretsu
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7 months
Man in early 20s: ”I like older women!” The ”older” woman: *is 25 years old*
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@heyretsu
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8 months
Who's gonna tell my new mutuals/followers that I only post selfies once a month and am not okay in the head?
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I need a pathetic loser.
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@heyretsu
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1 year
First attempt to feel normal again: Post a selfie on social media.
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@heyretsu
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8 months
How do some of you fumble your dreamgirl so easily? 😭 If I was given a chance I’d become a bug and crawl in through her ear, build a home in her brain, and I’d rearrange her synapses so she’d no longer struggle with any insecurities and make it easier for her to feel happy.
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@heyretsu
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How I play TFT.
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@heyretsu
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Hey. Here’s a break.
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@heyretsu
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Hi.
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@heyretsu
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If he has a Twitter account, he’s a slut. Why is he reading other people’s words? That’s bizarre.
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@heyretsu
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10 months
Happy Waddle Wednesday and happy holidays! Attention, League players: For this Waddle Wednesday the Waddle Dees have decided they would like to give away a (winner's choice) Winterblessed-skin! There will only be one winner. Read the rules in the replies!
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@heyretsu
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Ratgirl cleans up?
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10 months
Pick a picture from your gallery and turn it black and white. Instagram saw it first.
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This is a subtweet: You disgust me. I hope you live with that rotting feeling inside of your for the rest of your life.
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@heyretsu
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Like this tweet and I’ll subtweet you in the replies (when I wake up).
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@heyretsu
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Me:
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@heyretsu
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Keep tweeting. You'll find the love of your life.
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@heyretsu
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Happy New Years Eve! If I happen to lovebomb some of you tonight, I 100% mean it. 🫰
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@heyretsu
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Not a singular person fucking with me on #fwmefriday .
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@heyretsu
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1 year
Happy Waddle Wednesday! + a selfie to remind my mutuals I have a face.
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@heyretsu
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I have risen.
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@heyretsu
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Wish me a safe flight.
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@heyretsu
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Happy Waddle Wednesday from these two fellas.
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@heyretsu
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8 months
I really hate talking. I pray I end up with a yapper.
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@heyretsu
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Me forcing my bestie to dance with me to Carti’s verse on ”Popular”.
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@heyretsu
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Bloodborne/Sekiro streams would save me.
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@heyretsu
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(I have a humiliation k!nk, so I’ll post anyways)
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I can’t even share my Spotify wrapped this year, guys. Think NPC male who manipulates women for sport.
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@heyretsu
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It was worth it.
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Eating Vag Causes Cancer, According To Science.
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Happy Waddle Wednesday! Remember to stay hydrated and nourished. 😇
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@heyretsu
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New year, same me. Pretty face, slim waist. Come get a taste. 🤪🤪🤪
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@heyretsu
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Rotting in bed.
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where are the women that look like this.
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@heyretsu
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Men used to go to war, now they just post about how eepy they are on the TL and use :3 after every sentence.
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@heyretsu
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I’m a recovering undercover overlover.
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@heyretsu
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Does anyone even care me? 😅
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@heyretsu
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If they’re not stuttering and stumbling on their words when they talk to me, I don’t want them!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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@heyretsu
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I need him to summon Exodia on this pussy. OBLITERATE!
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@heyretsu
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Happy Waddle We(ezer)dnesday!
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@heyretsu
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Happy Waddle Wednesday! New gender dropped.
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@heyretsu
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Do I look like your girlfriend?
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@heyretsu
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Sorry, kitten. Mommy’s crippling depression is keeping me in bed all day. 😔
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@heyretsu
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If you want to fuck with me, you gotta be a weirdo freak.
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@heyretsu
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Me and that one situationship that lasted less than a month:
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@heyretsu
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The further you live away from me, the more attractive you become.
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@heyretsu
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When you’re annoyed and about to respond to someone, but instead you erase what you typed and move on with your life. #selfimprovement
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@heyretsu
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Where are the people that only want the best for me? 🤡
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Happy Waddle Wednesday, people!!!
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Me and wh-
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@heyretsu
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My thoth daughter.
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I need someone to roll for me. I'm done with this waste of time.
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@heyretsu
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slatt
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@heyretsu
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I'm on my new #gooningjourney .
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@heyretsu
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Follow me and worship me, or burn eternally. I love you though.
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@heyretsu
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Just bought a house! So excited to start my new life.
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@heyretsu
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Why do my toes curl then?
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@heyretsu
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MY SISTER JUST GOT PROPOSED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@heyretsu
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I wish I was an onion.
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@heyretsu
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I legit do not give a fuck if a mootie unfollows me anymore. I’ll be a fan. Keep me as a fan. I love you.
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@heyretsu
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MFW I realize I should not be allowed to have friends or socialize with people because I’m a horrible person:
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@heyretsu
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Goodnight Punpun.
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@heyretsu
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A middle-aged man walked past me listening to ”Not Afraid” by Eminem on speaker at 11.30 AM. I think he’s levels above me, in many ways.
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@heyretsu
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Happy Waddle Wednesday! This is the last one of 2023. Kirby, the Waddle Dees and I wish you all a great ending to your year!
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@heyretsu
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I'm making pancakes tomorrow morning. I'm tweeting to hold myself accountable!!
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@heyretsu
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Good day! :P
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@heyretsu
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Happy Waddle Wednesday, folks! Gun to head, YOU MUST HAVE A GOOD DAY.
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@heyretsu
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Happy Waddle Wednesday!
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@heyretsu
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I want to love someone romantically but in a platonic way… You know?
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@heyretsu
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Happy Waddle Wednesday!
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@heyretsu
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She don’t even want no food, this dick the only thing I feed her.
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@heyretsu
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BUT WHEN I MEET THE RIGHT PERSON, I CAN JUST TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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@heyretsu
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Don’t trust him. He’s still thinking about his last situationship who he will continue to be in limerence over for the next decade. 🤫
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Who can it be now?
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@heyretsu
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10 months
He doesn’t speak for all of us. I NEED to be taken advantage of.
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@heyretsu
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Happy Waddle Wednesday!
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*lovebombs* Sorry! I'm just a silly girl. ^-^
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deftones - sextape
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@heyretsu
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Hello, World!
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@heyretsu
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10 months
Hey! I hope everything’s good with the fam. The holidays really got me thinking of what I’m thankful for, and nothing comes to mind but you. Anyways, happy Thanksgiving. Hope your little brother has been winning those Fortnite games. You don’t have to respond. 😊🦃
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@heyretsu
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1 like and I'll stop e-dating.
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