Robert Hex Kirkbride
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Current OWCS KR Caster Previous: Creative Producer, Broadcast Producer, On-Air Talent @OverwatchLeague DMs Open ggHexagrams @gmail .com
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Hey, sometimes your mental breaks. Sometimes it's been six months looking at the same walls and you have to take sleeping pills and work at 1am.
Sometimes your mental breaks and that's okay.
Appreciate everyone.
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So after speaking to the wonderfully supportive OWL Talent management team, we've decided I'm gonna take tonight off and likely sleep for sixteen hours.
I'll be back next week for the NA games!
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Overwatch League Jersey giveaways begin today!
THREE WINNERS, choice of jersey! Ends Friday, U.S. Only, Like/Follow/RT to enter!
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I heard a rumor people were digging through my reddit account to find old dirt.
I hope you enjoy reading about the 2014 Philadelphia Eagles.
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We did it! The OWL Talent knew about something for two days without leaking it!
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People abused the T-Mobile
#OWL2020
MVP Token Giveaway.
I don't like that.
I'm giving away ten 200 token codes.
You must have a BattleNet ID. Standard Twitter giveaway rules; Follow, Like, Retweet; all that. Drawing is on Tuesday, maybe more to follow.
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If
@Soembie
and I ever casted together we'd be called either Sex or Hoe.
Good Morning Everyone!
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My favorite thing about Overwatch is playing 5v6 and losing SR.
I have a lot of favorite things, but that's my total favorite.
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.
@SoOn99
has been underrated his entire Overwatch career and it is absolutely tragic.
I wish him the best.
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Personally I like playing support in OW2, because every single second is a FIGHT FOR YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE!
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Don't blame Nenne, he was trying to grav Michelle who was terrorizing his team. Smart play, didn't work. GG.
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Doomfist is trash, if you play Doomfist you're trash.
Don't care about the ratio on this reality.
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"OWL is too buttoned up and trying too hard to be like traditional sports"
but then
"OMG this sketch is so cringe"
and
"I can't believe they let swears on broadcast."
. . . some of y'all are impossible.
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Just a reminder to tournaments and teams during the off-season: it is TOTALLY FINE to ask OWL Talent to cast. It's legal, even encouraged.
Please, I'm so very bored.
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I think Ana might be the best designed support I've ever played in any game ever.
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I truly can't believe how far Overwatch has come since November 2015. I, just. . .wow.
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Reinhardt Charge shouldn't be unlocked until you hit Diamond.
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Dallas vs Fuel continues to be one of the most entertaining rivalries in the league.
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Well that does it for
@JawsCasts
and I for the
#Overwatchleague
2020 season.
THANK YOU everyone for all your support throughout the year; hopefully we'll be back next season even better.
GG.
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The Outlaws could've easily won that series if they just played way different and way better.
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Random Rare Overwatch Stuff Giveaway!
Like/Follow/RT to enter, winner picked next Friday.
OW Ramen Bowl, Blizzard Arena Backpack, CHD flag, SEO towel, and a Saebyeolbe papercraft!
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FREE STUFF GIVEAWAY!
Blizzard sent me dupes, so why not give away these beautiful Overwatch Animated Short posters?
Follow, Like, and Retweet for your chance to win; and let me know which short you preferred and why. Cheers!
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HOU upset FLA, TOR upset LAV, WAS upset LAG, and DAL is just upset .
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Let that be a lesson to you; no one beats the Shanghai Dragons 43 times in a row!
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Hating parts of a game means you really love the game. You can't have one without the other.
So yeah, Fuck Genji, because I love Overwatch.
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The Blizzard Arena is literally chanting for B.O.B and it feels so wholesome.
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My contract with The Overwatch League as the producer of Watchpoint is now complete.
I'm looking for work as a Writer and Producer.
Kirkbride.Robert
@gmail
.com
DMs Open
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"I can't pause this game, Mom!"
Your Mom watching OWL:
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Ever shoot a doomfist, stun a doomfist, then shoot a doomfist, only for a doomfist to ult away?
nah, totally fine design. seems perfect.
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Everyone on the
@LAValiant
played great, but can we get a
@FCTFCTN
appreciation thread? He's been on the grind forever and shows hard work pays off. Congrats Russell, you deserve all your success. GG.
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This world makes no sense.
My heart goes out to friends and family.
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Watchpoint won the Esports Business Summit Tempest Award for Best Esports Program.
Our talent
@Soembie
@itsmelimmy
@Custa
@Reinforce
and also our friends
@OvileeMay
@MLGPuckett
@UberShouts
@MattMrX
@JawsCasts
@Nekkra
made the best desk in esports.
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Welcome to OW2, where, somehow, inexplicably, there are three people behind you shooting at you at all times.
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Molly is amazing.
This is a tweet about Overwatch, by the way.
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Much like the map, Paris is now out of the rotation and is being redesigned.
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"I'm just gonna play OW and chill."
Five minutes in and I'm shaking like I drank a case of delicious Zero Sugar Coke Energy.
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The majority of time I worked for Blizzard I worked for people who came from generational wealth.
Safe to say they didn't understand my circumstance.
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I just found 30GB of old VODs. This is as oldschool as Overwatch gets.
@A_Seagull
@harbleuOW
@likeclockwork
@coolmatt69
@EnVy_Talespin
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It took us a few years to not take ourselves so seriously, but I love that most OWL teams now pretty much have a meme team running their social.
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How the fuck do you sleep at night if you play Sombra?
Seriously, get help.
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My least favorite part of any recipe:
"Now, in a SECOND small bowl . . ."
You coming over to do dishes? What do I look like I'm made of bowls?
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Aging alright, yeah?
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Zarya is the most honest hero.
It feels like every kill is earned and every death is your fault.
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Yeah I just don't respect Doomfist.
Go ahead and defend it. Oh, too late, you're wrong.
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Every time I get close to the "casted with the most people" record
@TempoZP
sneaks some shit in . . . .
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Hopefully people are realizing Flashbang was a necessary evil.
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Overwatch.
Sorry, didn't want to be left out of the timelines today.
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One day, I'll be in rehab, and they'll say, "The emotions you describe sound like a dangerous narcotic addiction."
I'll stare blankly at the floor, and mutter, "Overwatch."
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WEEKEND GIVEAWAY!
2017 USA OWWC JERSEY!
Like/Follow/RT to enter. Winner drawn Monday, US shipping only. Good Luck!
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Me: "Should I listen to my colleagues with over 100 years combined esports experience, or this one random on Reddit?"
Brain: "Check to see if he has 2 upvotes now."
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Funny people think they're gonna beat me in OWL Fantasy when I'm literally writing the script.
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It's a test of character and principle to dig deep and work hard for your colleagues and yourself when it seems everything is falling apart around you.
That's what I'm telling myself, because I have to, and because I believe it.
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The bounty has arrived!
Giveaways starting next week!
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"Do you know how absurd it is to me that I have FANS? That I can make someone's day a little better just by TALKING to them?"
This is why I respond to comments and answer every DM I get.
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When you live alone you know exactly which asshole didn't refill the ice cube trays.
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I've said it for years, I'll say it again.
You'll never be able to balance Doomfist.
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Whenever I get super stressed and anxious, I remind myself that four years ago I had five dollars to my name and was taking a 6am bus to a part-time job in the Chicago winter.
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I've never seen a series of Overwatch that made me understand what is going on less.
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I've got at least one joke written in for week one of OWL, and if you all don't laugh I'm just gonna quit.
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The new GoT episode wasn't good, no matter how much you want it to be. Endgame was just okay. Sometimes things aren't good, stop pretending like they are; it encourages mediocrity.
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@SPACEOW
You can use this as your new profile pic and no one will even know the difference.
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@KateMitchellOW
This is correct, I'm a bad caster, I just read the kill feed; so much so I didn't even know Justice was a team until about week three.
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If you're a T2/T3 caster, you don't have to work for free.
There is money coming in to Tournament Organizers now, from sponsors, OWL Teams, often times even the publisher itself.
You deserve to get paid.
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My connection gate is C9.
I think I'm not gonna get there.
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I don't care what you think of the current meta.
Any meta run beautifully is beautiful Overwatch.
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I hold some conservative views, some libertarian views, and some liberal views.
I'd rather have a kind Grandpa as the representative of our nation than someone who retweets White Power videos.
Yeah, I'm picky like that.
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The forward pass will ruin football.
The three point line will ruin fundamental basketball.
The designated hitter will ruin baseball.
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Casting the Lil Jon/Get Low Meta:
"They used Windoooooow, they used Wall!"
"Will the tank switch off of Ball?"
"Aww, yeet yeet yeet yeet Translocator, aww yeet yeet yeet yeet!"
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Overwatch literally changed my life and my career.
Now, I'd like to believe I had SOME part in that, but the point remains that I will forever look at Overwatch, see the logo, here the theme, and know that my life is literally forever altered because of it.
That's my OW memory.
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My response, always, to people upset about a team getting dunked on or BM'd is, "Then win a game."
This is sport, this is entertainment, and I personally love it.
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When I hear British phrases I have no idea if they're real or my friends are just fucking with me.
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After
@BenBest_Ow
and
@Twilight_OW
people are gonna be nervously checking flanks on Oasis Gardens.
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A lot to say, and I'm supposed to be good with words, that's like my thing, but I'll just say . . .
Thanks.
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I honestly don't understand the level of masochism required to continue to support the Los Angeles Gladiators.
You're the real ones but holy fuck.
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The release of the Valorant footage has shown just how many 'aspiring casters' want to be casters for the wrong reasons.
If you don't love the game it won't be worth it. Do it because you love it, not because you want to be e-famous.
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Well, I'm cursed.
Hopefully I can sort out the tech issues, but it's bad for the broadcast to keep dropping out, so we're subbing someone in.
I was having a good cast, too . . .
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I just got my Covid Booster shot.
I really hope this one actually changes my DNA like people warned, because I loathe myself at an elemental level.
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There is a lot I can personally improve, but I had a blast my first cast with
@JawsCasts
. Only gonna get better.
#OWL2020
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Everyone should work retail and/or restaurant before getting to have an opinion about work.
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I once had a Rein with three heals on him (Echo Mercy, Mercy, Zen), and he walked backwards.
What's your saddest story?
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Power Rankings, a few notes:
1) I don't believe in scrimbux AT ALL. I've been around Overwatch too long to not know 'scrims' mean nothing.
2) I think pre-season power rankings are stupid, but fun. These mean nothing, LET THEM FIGHT!
3) Chengdu is love, Chengdu is life.
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Add this into your Overwatch vernacular;
"I didn't play well, thanks for the carry."
I've said it the last four games or so.
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