Derek Heckman
@herekdeckman
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Fiction writer/schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)
Washington, DC
Joined March 2016
Thread of my stuff if anyone would like to read it. You don’t have to, but it would be cool if you did. Some of it is pretty good:
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Galentines Day honors St. Galentine, who got groups of women together to validate each other when the Romans had outlawed this practice
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“And we’ve got the original lyrics to You Could Drive a Person Crazy!” *crowd cheers* “You’re gonna hear that f word!” *crowd goes absolutely insane*
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Just the way Lynch intended: sleep deprived on a snow day on my computer with Max ads
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RT @herekdeckman: Mulder: 1915. Gregor Samsa awakes one morning from restless dreams to find he has been transformed into a giant insect S…
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RT @herekdeckman: Mulder: “Salem, Massachusetts. A series of girls claim they saw this woman, Elizabeth Proctor, speaking with the devil”…
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I don’t think anyone has ever been more Our Boy than Jared Harris
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@karterAKA Okay but did they read Svetlana Alexievich’s “Voices from Chernobyl” in their senior year nonfiction seminar? 🤨🤨🤨 we’ll see
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A school full of teachers preparing for virtual learning is like an encampment on the eve of a great battle
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