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@hendrxxjefe
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Dieu craignant ⚡️A L L U R E ⚡️Roi 👑
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Joined August 2011
Doordash forgot my straw so now I gotta get a refund smh🤦🏾♂️…….
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Chick-fil-A starting to act like it ain't their pleasure no more alil bit🤔😭…. .
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Why kids can't never sit down and just eat they food?? they always gotta bite a nugget and do a flip😂😭😭😭…. .
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3 months of dating, she already wants to see my parents. It took me 9 months to see my own parents, bih be serious 😂😭….
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Turbotax keep emailing me, bihh I'm waiting on my W2 ima fck witchu just hold on😂😭….
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Unfortunately, people have a right to decline your love no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want, and that is okay……. .
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What you mean "take it slow" I already sent yo mama a friend request☹️….
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I just fell in Walmart & all my change fell out my pocket this girl gone say “DAMN SONIC”😭😂….
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They would of kept lying to you if you didn't find out…. .
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After a while you realize “this aint what i wanna keep going through”….
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I'm loyal. I’ll never leave you for someone else, But I will leave you for me…….
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Being a good person dont get you loved, it gets you used……. .
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My TAX RETURN So SMALL the H&R BLOCK lady just pulled the MONEY out her purse😭😂….
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My new gf finna be SPOILED, "baby can I-" yea take my card 😌Aht aht the EBT one😭….
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Cheating don't even cross your mind when you got who you want…. .
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Y'all enjoy y'all weekend, Monday gone be here in a hour😭….
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Man If you hear me say "I'm ready when you ready" that mean I'm ready to go 😭NOW‼️…. .
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Rent so high right now, they got couples living Together and they single😭😂….
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Some women will literally CUT YOU OFF because they're catching FEELINGS for you😂😭…. .
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Stop wearing yo man hoodie outside we almost popped you last week bihh😂😭. .
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If I block you I'm blocking everybody you cool with too this a RICO sweep😂😭…. .
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I thought glocks was around $39.99.I see why niggas be lackin that shit expensive😅😭….
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My new gf finna be SPOILED, “baby can I-" yea take my card Aht aht the EBT one 😭😂….
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My coworker started crying because her boyfriend broke up with her through a text and my manager said “that's why we stay off our phones at work”😭😭….
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You cant hurt me, I’ve seen that shit coming 5 months ago when i was over thinking😂💀….
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I don't walk away to teach people a lesson. I walk away because I finally learned mine…. .
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Sometimes you just gotta wish a mf the best & never talk to them again…. .
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3 months of dating, she already wants to see my parents. It took me 9 months to see my own parents, bih be serious😴😭….
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Mfs be having STD's but on social media joking all day. Okay BURNY mac!😂😭….
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Yall women be horny asf!!! WTF is not bleeding bleeding😭😅….
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Damn y'all want a ngga to empty the clip ona bih to prove he don't talk to her😭😂….
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Cheating don't even cross your mind when you got who you want. .
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All these bills make me wish I would've stayed in a child's place😭…….
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I Didnt Grow Up Having Role Models, I Grew Up Having People I Didn’t Want To Be Like And Seeing Situations I’d Never Want To Be In. .
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I was eating my girl out and she fell off the bed and yelled FIVE SECOND RULE😭😂….
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Bruh how do females be finding out mfs be cheating?!🤔😭….
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Biggest lesson i learned this year is to not give so much of YOURSELF to people who will NOT do the same for YOU…. .
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I was eating my girl out and she fell off the bed and yelled “FIVE SECOND RULE!” 😅😭…….
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I will delete every social & go ghost for one healthy good relationship….
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I thought tequila was gonna make her freaky, she whooped my ass last night😅😭…. .
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At your absolute best, you still won't be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you'll still be worth it to the right person…. .
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Showing your emotions to people is like bleeding next to a shark….
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Homewreckers are a myth. If another woman was able to come in and destroy your relationship, it's because your man opened the door and let her in🤷🏾♂️….
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My Auntie mad asf cause I used her prayer oil to fry my hotwings yesterday, what a blessed meal😂😭….
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Some women will literally CUT YOU OFF because they're catching FEELINGS for you😂😭….
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Ladies yall get friend zoned too. Only difference is the we will still sleep with you😅🤷🏾♂️…. .
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The person that looks out for everybody is always alone when they need somebody….
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I be like "Hell Yea Just LMK" knowing damn well i aint coming😂😭…. .
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I'll get OUT your way & act like I NEVER knew you. I’m really cut like that✌🏽🥱…….
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Chick-fil-A starting to act like it ain't their pleasure no more alil bit🤔😂….
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a WRONG partner will find you in peace and, leave you in pieces. a RIGHT will find you in pieces and lead you to peace….
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If you cheat on me while I'm being a stepdad, I'm leaving him at the park, Now you lost me and Isaiah😅🤷🏾♂️…. .
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Sometimes when people act funny, it’s because they’ve betrayed you and they don’t know if you know yet…. .
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I'm easy to cheat on now cause baby I'm goin to sleep at 10, ion gaf wyd😭….
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Someone Actually Changing Their Ways To Keep You >>>>>>>>>.
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I be like “Hell Yea Just LMK” knowing damn well i aint coming😂😂💀.
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I might of fcked your life up a lil bit but we had a BALL didn't we bih😭😂….
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Some people really dont love you. They just love you because you love them….Read It Again.
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I ate this girl whole body last night including the FashionNova dress she had on😅🤷🏾♂️…. .
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I thought glocks was around $39.99 I see why niggas be lackin that shit expensive 😅😭…….
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I don’t have “trust” issues, I have I’ve seen this before and I know exactly how this ends issues…. .
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I told this girl I miss her she said "ME OR MY CAR?" Ahh U Got Me😅😭…. .
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If I block you l'm blocking everybody you cool with too this a RICO sweep😭😂….
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Y'all females started them Onlyfans pages and thought y'all was gone take off …. NOW y'all see how it feel to be a Local Rapper😂😭😭…. .
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A cold room at night and a cold room in the morning is 2 different types of cold😭….
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Never forget how they gave you distance when you needed love…….
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Stop wearing yo man hoodie outside we almost popped you last week bihh😂😭….
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No relationship is ever a waste of time. If it doesn't bring you what you want, it teaches you about what you don't want……….
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I explained my hurt and still got hurt. So i learned to stop talking…….
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My Auntie mad asf cause I used her prayer oil to fry my hotwings yesterday, what a blessed meal😭😂…. .
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I thought tequila was gonna make her freaky, she whooped my ass last night😅….
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You ever found out u gettin cheated on & had to go to work😭😂….
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People don't care for you when you're alone, they only care for you when they're alone…….
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If we break up I do not wish you well. I wish you get chased by a lion and your knees give out😂😭……. .
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Yo mom’s praying for your safety and you in a nigga bed telling him to choke you😭😂…. .
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Im a thinker, So make sure your shit add up before i start calculating….
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Fall back & let them lean on the ones they think so highly of…. .
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Lil Boy Saw Me & My Lady In Target And Said “I Know You From My Mommy House” Boy STFU😳😭….
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People with big hearts listen up: We can't save everybody…. .
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Heal and Move tf on. You have things to do, you cannot sit in that dark place forever…. .
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Boy my credit so fck’d up ima have to die in sumbody else name😅😭…. .
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