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@helicopterevil

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@helicopterevil
sticking to glass
10 months
He’s actually a pretty chill guy just a little down on his luck
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@helicopterevil
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Should I let him in
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@helicopterevil
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When I was like 5, my mom lied to me and told me that giant ants ate my preschool so I wouldn’t fight her on it when she pulled me out to put me in a different one. She still gives me shit for falling for her lie randomly when we’re having lunch or when she passes by it
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@helicopterevil
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1 year
I get it
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[ eating a Sandwich and a bag of chips for dinner ] lunch Ass dinner , who am i Kidding , this is Lunch in everything But the name , show someone a Picture of this and they’ll say That’s a Delicious looking lunch
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@helicopterevil
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Ive been captivated Since I found out about them from a gf some 7 years ago. Their eyes have so much to say about the world we brought them into. Their posture betrays a solemn determination seemingly cured into their plastic dna. & Their stubby little arms, monuments to solitude
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@helicopterevil
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what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! 😳
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@helicopterevil
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Ok man
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@helicopterevil
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1 year
Which way western man..
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@helicopterevil
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Should I let him in
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@helicopterevil
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a 99 beers jersey hanging on my otherwise empty white bedroom wall
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cmon man
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@helicopterevil
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@gusinater
fuzilante 🧮
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Important pass time is liking your friends girlfriends instagram stories whenever they post photos of him
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@helicopterevil
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solidified goat status for me
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Your Friend Gomi🦝🚬🌱
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@helicopterevil
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8 months
No way
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@helicopterevil
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I love the ocean in a normal way. I have a good relationship with waves and erosion and time and the burning meter of nature
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@helicopterevil
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Anything I do. anywhere I go. Anyone I become. I remained trapped in the shadow of those giant ants
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@helicopterevil
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@DirkWhatever Come on bro just check it out for a bit. We’ll be here for you in your phone if shit goes awry
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@helicopterevil
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@helicopterevil
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1 year
Girls is this true
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@helicopterevil
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5 months
Such a stupid school
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@helicopterevil
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This is pretty much the most formative thing that ever happened to me
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@helicopterevil
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@ne0scythian I think it’s more accurate to say that country was less obsessed with mainstream politics in the meme-y it’s been since 9/11. Loads more songs and prominent artists who sang about love and poverty and community and their intersection
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@helicopterevil
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Who is Rush Hour? That’s so sad…
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@helicopterevil
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I said this looked like a kite and my brother said “barely”
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@helicopterevil
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I found a quesadilla that tastes exactly like forgiveness
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@helicopterevil
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I need to go
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What I would give to comment “okayy goat🐐” on Paul klees instagram post
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Paul Klee
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One Who Understands
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@helicopterevil
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1 year
@bigguccicraigy Football season
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@helicopterevil
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@skatie420 No, I’m sorry for getting in your way..
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@helicopterevil
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Wrong emoji for this. Total miscarriage of perception
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@helicopterevil
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@theonlyigg Thank you I’m gonna let her know about this and tell her that she has to go easier on me now
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@helicopterevil
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blew my mind when I first saw some horses do this in real like
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@helicopterevil
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I still remember that chipotle. That late morning double chicken brown rice bowl. Like it was yesterday
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@helicopterevil
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Maria’s making me post this on all platforms
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@thebestSSE @aniceburrito Make sure to clown him for this for the rest of his life
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@helicopterevil
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When I say something like potatoes are very honest vegetables. that’s what I mean. It’s not coded or anything. What I say is exactly what I mean.
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@helicopterevil
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Wood heart at my parents house. First time noticing it. Used to be covered by a mat
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@helicopterevil
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The American spirit is beautifully perverse. You wouldn’t get it
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sorry but it is INSANE how in america you can turn right on a red traffic light!! why do they have that!!
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@helicopterevil
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Appalachian aesthetics post
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@helicopterevil
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literally changed the way I see the world. We’re all connected somehow. We’re all in this together
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@helicopterevil
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Slow moving cloud. No pressure. Just doing it all for himself
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They got mud in the clouds that’s where the good thoughts go and the new dreams grow
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@helicopterevil
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How do we feel about this? (Don’t have to tell me now, you can sit on it)
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Scents of mystical engineering
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I whisper to my shampoo bottle. I say “I know you’d be a great body wash too. There’s just all these rules now..”
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@helicopterevil
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Cathedrals
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This is crazy why they On my dick
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@helicopterevil
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Hit me car in Santa Monica parking structure 2019. Hit me car in dodgers parking lot 2023. what it’s all about
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sorry I missed your call bro. I miss you so much. I can’t stop missing you
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@helicopterevil
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Fuck that
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@helicopterevil
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It was a beautiful experience through and through and I’m sad I deprived myself of it for 24 hours
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Probably tastes so good. Too bad I’m 28 and a man.
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حب
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what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?
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@CHSOHY
Sohail Charef
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10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?
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@helicopterevil
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Fuckin narcissist
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Hoot dogs depot 2 posting from Last July
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@helicopterevil
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Just checked ig and it’s ballerina farm not Baller in a farm. in case anyone was curious
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I’m from
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wxck
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using only two words where are you from?
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I’m Not Romanticizing Shit. This Is Just What It Do, Baby
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@helicopterevil
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This retaining wall mosaic with a perfectly placed leak and the gas station market across from it
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@nagamyzuna
Nagamy 🦉
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if these three states disappeared, would anything of value be lost?
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@helicopterevil
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Just got hired at the city. I’m part of the team that sweet talks the fog into giving us back the horizon every morning
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@helicopterevil
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Got you
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First thing you learn in stem is that it’s okay to daisy chain power strips and extension cords. Basically negligible added fire risk. The Fire department is just tripping out about that bc that’s what they do
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Private moment
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Holy site
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why does the water treatment plant go so hard
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got my first job at 14. what y’all hoes was doing at 14🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Fuck you
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Frankie Muniz
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I landed in Los Angeles 23 minutes ago and I'm already disgusted by this hell hole.
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@helicopterevil
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Had one of these in 2017 at the rams eagles game. I think about it often
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Sickos Committee
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He’s living the life I always wanted but never thought was possible..
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Check out fuckin Dr Eggs over here
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@helicopterevil
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I regret this now.
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Probably tastes so good. Too bad I’m 28 and a man.
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Really testing the limits of this theory
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You. CAn make a guardian Angel from anything out of top of your dash board and some reflection. You can make a guardian angel from anything out of anything and some reflection
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My cousin dated this guy in high school
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Trvth Nvkem Forever
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rediscovered one of my favorite images on the internet
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Sound off in comments
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😖
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@NEPHEWRXK
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What if ants was the size of a Ford F250 ?
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@helicopterevil
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@patheticgirl_69 I showed this to my Mexican mom with green eyes and she said “lol”
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Checking in on my ex
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Ya ur someone's "hear me out”. Ur someone’s “just hear me out on this one thing.” someones feet on the Ottoman, heart in the hand, light on the dust as the sun goes down on growing days. Someones dumb idea machine and Someone’s infinite audience. Someone’s home and one true love
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Been there
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I really am clicking your Spotify links bro. I am gladly taking a spoonful of your taste. I’m not wiping for spills either. I am letting the residuals of yours stick around so as to promote mixing and perhaps even algorithm transfection when I then sip from mine
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become unecholocatable
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8 years ago this week, my first and last time in Palestine. I woke up feeling sacred- and holiness for the first time in my life. These particular Jerusalem cats brought me to tears
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