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@heirjordynn
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2 years
i have not stopped laughing omg 😭
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@heirjordynn
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they genuinely can never make me hate katie lmaooooooo
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5 months
After Scheana mentions Sandoval storming off because of her shady song, Katie’s reaction is simply perfect ❤️ #PumpRules
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@heirjordynn
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tariq & brayden the whole episode #powerghost
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8 months
CT & trishelle won but phaedra’s still first chair. and that’s all that matters. #traitorsus #thetraitors
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@heirjordynn
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shannon learned how to learn that search feature in her messages and ain’t looked back since! find those receipts! clock that tea! #RHOC
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@heirjordynn
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2 years
i’m so happy this gave everyone the same laugh it gave me 🫶🏽 go check out her tiktok, it’s hilarious.
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@heirjordynn
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6 months
lala practicing that ‘something about her is really nothing about her’ line before the reunion #pumprules
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@heirjordynn
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4 months
jana is SUCH a girl’s girl. she’s allowing herself to feel her feelings while still being supportive because she knows the purpose of the show. and she gets her well deserved jabs in there when she can. #loveislandusa
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@heirjordynn
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7 months
“so, ashley, since you brought it to this platform… what does it mean?” GET HER! GET HERRRRR! #RHOP
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@heirjordynn
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7 months
i don’t think katie is on a warpath. i just think she’s tired of the bs and is firmer with her boundaries for bullshit. #pumprules
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@heirjordynn
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4 months
watching aftersun and she continues to get it right. she told rob off for his antics and overalls, said connor gives her the ick now and that she’s team jana. #loveislandusa
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@heirjordynn
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if you’ve never dated outside of your race and you’re afraid of the possibility of doing so… why in the hell would you sign up for THIS show? #loveisblind
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@heirjordynn
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so ariana needs to stop making scandoval about her, but scheana can make a whole song about it. goooooot it. #pumprules
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4 months
joe gorga loves to have an audience to perform for. he saw that bottle and said lights, camera, action. that card toss into the fire was emmy worthy. #RHONJ
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@heirjordynn
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ariana has been looking so good omg. the hair, the looks, the BODY. no wonder cinderella’s step sisters stay pressed. #loveislandusa
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@heirjordynn
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6 months
*bria & simon breaking up in their bedroom* everyone else downstairs: #summerhousemv
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@heirjordynn
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8 months
ariana capitalizing on scandoval the way she did was genius and i don’t blame her for it. i wish her much success. #pumprules
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@heirjordynn
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6 months
lauren catching feelings for an amazon echo is sending me #thecircle
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@heirjordynn
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tamra sitting there looking like gollum and getting read tf down by jenn of all people. i never thought i’d see the day. and i truly do love to see it. #RHOC
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7 months
i’m glad they’re discussing all of the people that wrote letters of support for peck. i want to add that will & rider said once they found out what he’d actually done they retracted their support. but stillllllll #QuietOnSet
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@heirjordynn
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i think i like lesa so much because she really doesn’t play pretend with these girls, and they can’t take it. if she’s annoyed with you, she’s going to straight up tell you. everyone takes it as rude, i take it as real. #RHODubai
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@heirjordynn
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6 months
the difference in the flirting styles is that gabby isn’t thirsty and all over the first available guy in her face. #summerhouse
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@heirjordynn
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2 months
so much has happened in the delayed off season. the cameras should’ve been up and rolling. alexia & todd’s separation. larsa & marcus’ break up. baby no. 2 for nicole. julia & martina adopting. now lenny. they didn’t need the pause. they were fine. #RHOM
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@heirjordynn
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5 months
“how many of you think natalie is right for him” #summerhousemv
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6 months
natalie getting in her bed in her swimsuit and they JUST got out the hot tub… girl go SHOWER. #summerhousemv
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8 months
larsa probably does threaten to go to the press. that’s exactly why she got dropped from being around a certain family. #RHOM
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7 months
ariana is correct, scheana is 100% soft launching her rekindled friendship with sand of all. #pumprules
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“she seems a little hungry… hungry for an argument with carl.” JESSE, PLEASE! #summerhouse
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5 months
anybody with a house makes shaad feel like a different man. #thechi
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7 months
these men were SICK. literally grooming and isolating children from their parents and then claiming the parents were too abrasive, to greedy or too controlling.. NO. they saw through the smoke & mirrors and you wanted them out so they wouldn’t out you. abhorrent. #quietonset
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bre & amanda are spiteful. i tried to give bre the benefit of doubt and felt she wouldn’t have moved shady with that tea, but this whole thing is starting to give set up. regardless of what shifted, if you’re genuine in your motives, you wouldn’t move like that. #sellingsunset
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hannah feeling perplexed and confused by nick’s appearance when she first saw him is crazy considering she described herself as her high school self majority of the time she was in there. i could see if she was completely transparent about her looks, but girl. #loveisblind
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6 months
caress every time she thinks she nailed it acting like paul in a circle chat #thecircle
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8 months
kyle is very calculated. we’ve seen that much of her this entire season lol. performative. #RHOBH
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ubah clocked brynn the entire episode. brynn can lie on someone, twist the story, then turn around and act oblivious and deflect in a heartbeat. she thinks she’s exempt from being called out bc she resorts to being bubbly and giving hugs for forgiveness & giggles. #RHONY
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yeah, demi is officially stamped as my fave. that “pardon me” and “aren’t you tired of being miserable?” felt like it came from my soul. she stays gathering the girls and telling it straight. i like her. #SecretLivesOfMormonWives
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5 months
i’m glad Monet overheard that. let’s really turn it up now. let it be get back season. #powerghost
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@heirjordynn
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4 months
has anyone watched #owningmanhattan ? the way ryan read johnathan for filth about that attention seeking podcast 😮‍💨.
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@heirjordynn
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valentina has the nerve to be calling someone basic. girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. #toohottohandle
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@heirjordynn
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watching casa amor back is actually funny af because them girls realllllly thought they were IT. they thought they had it in the bag… lmaooooooooooo #loveislandusa
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@heirjordynn
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6 months
one thing about summer, she’s going to let us know alex was inside her. #summerhousemv
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no larsa did not say she’s a victim too. giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl. go to hell. #RHOM
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@heirjordynn
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4 months
we truly do not need forced music storylines in these shows. just throw the parties and go. #powerghost
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if ayan fully told lesa the truth before dinner, why would she say sorry when lesa was clearly confused and caught off guard? #RHODubai
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that jeff lewis interview surely didn’t stop heather from trying to play matchmaker for shannon over the loud speaker on the plane. now she’s trying to throw her under the bus by saying she feels used by her and has lost sympathy. girl, pick a lane. #RHOC
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brynn is the last person that needs to say that someone needs to argue smarter. the main person who only has two tones: sex kitten and toddlers & tiaras. #RHONY
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lala is on step 10 in her healing journey. ariana is on step 2 3/4. this literally JUST happened to her. i don’t get the pressure likeeee. #pumprules
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so lala’s mad that katie vented about a situation that conveniently aligns with how she felt about ariana all season. katie refused to do the ‘paint ariana as a diva’ storyline & supported her instead. lala doubled down and now the fans give her hell for it. oh well. #pumprules
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i still can’t believe them folks turned on tariq & brayden. i’m standing beside em idc. #powerghost
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i love the support system katie has been to ariana. she knows that tom hurt firsthand. #PumpRules
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i admire how kyland and horacio have played this game. nurys too. i have nothing to say for anybody else #TheChallenge39
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the fuda’s went to that lunch with zero plans of reconciliation lol. i’m glad jackie & delores called that out. and gorga is WEIRD for letting fuda compare being an actual drug dealer (doesn’t matter when) to an accusation about his NIECE. #RHONJ
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the girls shouldn’t have been having that conversation with natalie because she twisted the story and now it’s this. i don’t like that she gets to come in and play pot stirrer as an outsider to an actual group of friends. kick her out! #summerhousemv
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“for them to involve her in it”… amir can’t be serious. #summerhousemv
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natalie is starting to move like she’s main cast. we don’t see donald & simon this much. bravo, don’t start. #summerhousemv
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“you’re not apart of it. so don’t worry about it.” get her, crystal! #RHOBH
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@heirjordynn
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the miami girls just get it. they can argue each other down and stress each other out, but will still hug it out, go to dinner together, support each other. i love their cast dynamic so much. #RHOM
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keiarna pretty much said she gets along with everyone (though she didn’t exclusively name ashley or nneka and i get why) and said ashley is the queen of aftermath apologies. go ahead and hand her her season 9 flute, please. #RHOP
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simone & lando’s chemistry has been carrying the season on its back. sorry not sorry. #AllAmericanHomecoming
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and it’s interesting that lesa rides for brooks often, but brooks never misses an opportunity to throw shade at her and anything she does. whewww. #RHODubai
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noelle studied RHOA & summer house and said bet. watch me work. #summerhousemv
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all the husbands at the table listening to the new guy talk #married2med
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“robyn get yo raggedy ass out of the view!” lmaooooo #RHOP
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the flower boy decision is shady and intentional. but now look! no wedding to be had, no flowers to be thrown… #summerhouse
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giovonnie & bryan immediately laughing when they saw dan’s “apology” clip and being like mmmyeahnah. we not going for it LMAO. try it on someone else. #QuietOnSet
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@heirjordynn
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welp, that wraps up #RHOSLC for me. monica garcia you will always be famous!
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WHY is everyone crying? lol house full of drunk tears 😭. #summerhousemv
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“i am not so gracious of self denial” whewww 😮‍💨 vanessa, snapped! yes, girl! i’m happy she chose herself. #readytolove
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expecting your main chick to have sympathy for your side chick is wild. lol. like are you okay? #BMF
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everyyyyy time katie talks about jo, i am on the floor 😭. she is always so appalled! #pumprules
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carl has historically had cold feet in every relationship he’s had on this show. it’s well documented. it’s no surprise that we’re here in this moment on this day today. #summerhouse
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usher cussing so much off guard that i swear half of the speech just got censored. what tf is going on? #BETAwards
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lisa is letting the love she got from viewers last season over the lenny situation get to her head. she really thinks she can be on ten with everyone and they’ll excuse it. lmao. #RHOM
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madelyn has some nerve saying she doesn’t trust anyone when she’s the main one who’s LIE caused this domino effect. like… not you dirty AND delusional. #thecirclenetflix
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lisa standing up for telly was not on my bingo card, but i’m glad she did too. i’m glad she’s giving marciano & eric the business because they tried the hell out of it. mhm. #vanderpumpvilla
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honestly, i would’ve never forgiven my family for coming on the show im on trying to expose me so they could have their chance at the spotlight. lol that line would’ve been drawn and never crossed again. #RHONJ
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mister and misses banks are really having a timeeee… i hope they also make time to see an actual counselor when they get back home. #belair
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i love that garcelle stands on business lmao 😭 #RHOBH
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shareef is BOLD. he really does not care that she is a married woman lol. offered her HUSBAND lunch that he brought her even after he came in saying happy anniversary. lmaoooo whew. #belair
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“i don’t know if i told katie” NO. you know you didn’t. lol. so, don’t evennnn. #pumprules
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that man does not approve of the relationship. if he did she would not be acting this way about it. lol. #RHOM
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lauren really set this turn against autumn in motion. i have no idea what she was thinking with that one. unmmm. #thecircle
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CT saying he only trusted trishelle, just for trishelle to turn on him omg she is truly the worst i can’t 😭 #thetraitors #traitorsus
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i’ve been saying that they were toooooo aligned. people kept saying she wasn’t into him in the beginning, but i started to realize she was self-sabotaging because it seemed too perfect. she always knew, just like him. she just tried to fight it. fate is truly a crazy thing.
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they grew up 5 minutes away from each other omg they're actually soulmates
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i wouldn’t have shared that much with my child either. but as i’ve said all season, sara allows him to be too closely intertwined in grown folks business. you can be honest in an age appropriate way. #RHODubai
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so is ayan just.. going to continue to ignore that she shared something her friend sent in confidence? she had every reason to feel like she could not to trust you lol. it’s like she doesn’t want to fully own it so she’s putting it on lesa & stanbury to escape blame. #RHODubai
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tamra finds alexis cool now because she can get intel on shannon. that’s it, that’s all. #RHOC
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kendall is pushing for hannah to pursue hakeem so that it frees him up to pursue liv, leaving rob to have leah back. #loveislandusa
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“that was so mean” “now i feel like im in the pits of hell” “did you lie?” AHT AHT. be sure to take the first ticket out of the villa with that bullshit. #loveislandusa
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Buckle up babes, there's a lot of explaining to do! 😬 See you tonight for an emotionally-packed episode at 9pm ET / 6pm PT, only on @Peacock . 😳 #LoveIslandUSA
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keisha’s issues with cam are always such a non-issue. like it’s just ALWAYS something that’s really a whole bunch of nothing. #AllAmericanHomecoming
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maddi is a habitual victim. bye, girl. and it’s no surprise she wants to skate past her whole smear campaign against bradley. #SouthernHospitality
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not the feds finally realizing they won’t win in the power universe. paz’s son needs to get a clue. #powerghost
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lol the irony of scheana saying “look at jax & brittany”… yep, not a good example. #pumprules
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oh raq & kanan did they BIG one whewwww #RaisingKanan
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i LOVE a good reunion read from paige. it almost feels like a staple. #summerhouse
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annemarie is probably the most delusional housewife i’ve ever seen… i just… in what world - #RHOBH
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peeing in a bush when you can literally go two steps through the door to use a clean bathroom is a choice. especially for miss ozempy who always has something to say about what everyone else does. #RHOC
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okay, i give LVP one time to be right with me per episode. her putting marciano on kitchen duty after he disrespected chef has me screaming #vanderpumpvilla
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jeramey saying “what had happened”… i know a liar and a bullshitter when i hear and see one.. chile 😂 #LoveIsBlind #loveisblindreunion
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please can we get tf on from the tom sandoval victim tour! let me off of the bus! make this the last stop. #pumprules
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