lovelle🥀
@heartlle
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mind of a maniac, heart of a lover
Joined October 2014
When Derek Shepherd was dying and was trying to explain to the doctors how to save his life but no one could hear him.
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THE POLICE ASKED THE NIGGA ON FIRST 48 "WHERE WERE YOU BETWEEN 5 & 6". NIGGA SAID "KINDERGARTEN" LMAOOO.
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"Let's go to the beach!!"."I'm down"."Me too"."Yeah for real let's all go"."Who's driving?"
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Bruh the original Jersey Shore came out when I was in like middle school. if you really think my grown ass is really gonna sit there and watch this then you damn fucking right
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There is no fucking way Earth is the only planet with life on it
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Someone tell Malia Obama I said match up
WATCH: Leaked Video Alleges To Show Malia Obama Blowing Smoke Rings
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Nigga said you know ya bitch crazy when u gotta tell her “come on now we been doing good” lmaooo.
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Me In Groupchat: Who's trynna smoke and get food?.Groupchat:.Me:
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Sick of having to say "fuck it" bout shit I actually gave a fuck about.
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Dear Florida, I don't know how to say this politely so RUN BITCH!
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smoking weed with someone is a good way to bond lmao y'all start laughin bout the dumbest shit or talking about the deepest stuff.
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Idc how mad you are, don't talk to me like I ain't shit because I don't forget shit like that.
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Summer's almost here so I gotta post this before I get any "hey stranger" messages
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I'm glad my future girl won't have to deal with this because I'ma make bitches like you look stupid
If i want your nigga i can definitely take him hun.
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This shit sad bro, bitches bent over on all fours suckin cucumbers like toy pornstars or some yall disgust me more and more every day.
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Happy Mother's Day to the sisters who take care of their siblings almost as much, if not more than their mom, your family would be lost without you.
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If she posts you on her snap then she really feeling you, that's where all her old hoes, exes, free food niggas, and bestfriends go to check.
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I'd marry Cardi in a heartbeat, her personality and energy is untouched.
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I said "Fuck it" and did some dumb shit at least 500 times this year.
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Me: My bad I was out with the boys.Her: What were yous doing?.Me: Getting something to eat.Her: What'd you get?.Me:
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I'm not a professional pussy person but doesn't no discharge mean all the germs and stuff still in there?
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Dear whiteys, if you do this to any of my women in front of me I will break your hands.
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if we had sex before I turned 18 you didn't count lol you was nothin but a experiment, lil lab rat.
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I don't know who my future wife is, where she at, or what she doing, but I know when we meet it'll go something like
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Nothin sexier than a goofball
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Stripper bitches be out here making tuition in a night without fucking and niggas be wanting pussy over a burrito.
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Blac Chyna pulled a Kardashian on a Kardashian and it was the only Kardashian who doesn't do Kardashian shit.
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