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@hawaiinshirts

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Brandon williams
8 years
" bobs burgers ain't even that funn--"
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9 years
How do u look at a tiny ass baby and decide to name it bill
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Brandon williams
10 years
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Brandon williams
6 years
That new Jersey Shore season is about to slap so hard . I’m emotionally invested and it ain’t even start yet
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Brandon williams
7 years
Videos funny but the most fucked part is every single kid got khaki shorts on
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9 years
When u see a puppy
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Brandon williams
11 years
Hey duck
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Brandon williams
10 years
When she asks you if you wanna go upstairs http://t.co/wdYxItg7zl
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Brandon williams
10 years
Girl: I think someone is breaking into my house White kid: what would we be doing if you weren't getting robbed?😏
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Brandon williams
7 years
The free swimsuit thing on instagram could have a giant dick on the front and y'all wouldn't even know
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Brandon williams
10 years
Going to the oscars http://t.co/KolxtKvtni
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Brandon williams
10 years
This video gave me aids
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Brandon williams
10 years
booty got me unbuttoning the collar to allow proper respiratory function http://t.co/RzsTkUCz9i
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Brandon williams
9 years
Why couldn't they just show up to pawpaw's dinner
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Brandon williams
10 years
MOMMA I TOLD YOU I WASNT JUST TRAPPIN http://t.co/eswSWOWB3y
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Brandon williams
10 years
Brunettes are slightly gaining ground over the battle for my heart
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Brandon williams
7 years
My girl put me on almond milk I don't play with that cow titty no more
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Brandon williams
10 years
When she says she only fucks with ballers http://t.co/ucOjaYXb7N
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10 years
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4 years
My favorite part about American healthcare is getting disrespected by the receptionist
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10 years
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Brandon williams
10 years
First day of stripping wish me luck http://t.co/eOKqyvSkSC
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Brandon williams
10 years
Tyler the creator just skated past me god is real
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Brandon williams
6 years
Wow this girl fuckin sucks 😂😂😂
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Brandon williams
10 years
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Brandon williams
10 years
Getting in touch with nature http://t.co/rUyvwwkrnt
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Brandon williams
7 years
They put “horrible father” in the book guys 😂😂💕
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10 years
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10 years
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Brandon williams
10 years
Yo Germany.....don't think we forgot about what you did in the 1940's
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Brandon williams
10 years
Brunettes stay winning tho
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10 years
Do I look like a meth dealer? http://t.co/BldOMTwZGt
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10 years
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Brandon williams
6 years
Bro this one of my favs easily
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79) a mood
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Brandon williams
11 years
Trying to start my vine lip singing career
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Brandon williams
10 years
This hoe tryna be seductive when she got the transcontinental railroad in her mouth
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Brandon williams
7 years
My life was personally attacked when agent Gideon left criminal minds
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Brandon williams
11 years
My Versace shower head shooting out holy water http://t.co/PUc28MEa11
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Brandon williams
10 years
when somebody uses " i have a life " as an excuse for something....like wow i'm sure your shift at Petsmart is really changing the world
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Brandon williams
10 years
taco bell worker: "Are you from vine?" Me: "Can i get a crunch wrap supreme"
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Brandon williams
10 years
Just drove 45 mins to get this fuckface table http://t.co/y6uCmRCbva
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Brandon williams
5 years
Oh so ur an asshole cool
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Brandon williams
11 years
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Brandon williams
10 years
When 2 white girls buy the same outfit at forever 21
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Brandon williams
10 years
white people act like everyone give a fuck that they caught a fish
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Brandon williams
11 years
The baddest bitches either play soccer or volleyball
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11 years
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Brandon williams
10 years
i don't care if Samsung made a phone that drove my car for me i'd still have an iphone
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Brandon williams
10 years
@baddiewinkle : staying natural as always http://t.co/bi9125wYFG” someone please put this woman in a nursing home
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Brandon williams
10 years
ISIS IS HITTING BITCHES WITH THE TORNADO SMOKE TRICK http://t.co/wXGdDlwqju
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Brandon williams
6 years
This is just astonishing
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Brandon williams
10 years
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Brandon williams
10 years
if you wear nike running shoes with jeans you are a borderline serial killer
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Brandon williams
10 years
finally , soccer is going to be irrelevant for another 4 years
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Brandon williams
10 years
Cops worried bout people texting and driving...meanwhile they using a fuck ass laptop while driving
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Brandon williams
9 years
When nobody listen to your music but you gotta pay rent
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10 years
Every time Pitbull steps on a stage 3 children die
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10 years
When you nut and she don't stop http://t.co/5RPn9R3PDI
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10 years
When someone doesn't use their blinker http://t.co/mgadqQ0ZNn
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10 years
I blame global warming entirely on Chanel west coast's laugh
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11 years
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10 years
I got a new hat today http://t.co/EnqMBzEFn8
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10 years
I don't even know who this is but I went along with it http://t.co/JhgvYZBT3p
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Brandon williams
8 years
There is no doubt in my mind that Devon booker is absolutely fucking his girlfriend
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7 years
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Brandon williams
10 years
Go fuck yourself starter pack
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Brandon williams
11 years
I whisper " fuck you " into my dogs ear to build moral strength and discipline
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11 years
4 fags and a camera is offering to fight Nash Grier and Cameron Dallas best believe were packin switchblades in the socks
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Brandon williams
5 years
Dany ya just like ya fathaaaaa
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Brandon williams
7 years
Son of a beetch
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Brandon williams
9 years
Legalize marinara
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10 years
If you tweet " good vibes " you are the reason America is in debt
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Brandon williams
6 years
you gonna call my homegirl Sandra Bullock the fucking “girl from bird box?” Y’all are being raised wrong.
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10 years
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Brandon williams
8 years
Stop hanging out with people who wear running shoes with jeans and watch how your life change
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10 years
Deprived of sleep http://t.co/eNiZlM6VcJ
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Brandon williams
6 years
Kavanaugh guilty as fuck and acted like a baby back bitch during that hearing. And how could you have sympathy for a man in that position? Fuck him and his pillsbury dough neck
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Brandon williams
11 years
I woke up like this http://t.co/LAdnKwAKhx
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10 years
Pray w left brain http://t.co/Vs04Uc1n8X
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10 years
I fake laughed my way through highschool
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10 years
There are only 2 valid excuses to have a shark tooth necklace 1.) never 2.) fucking never
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Brandon williams
9 years
Put the push up bra down and push ya life up girl
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Brandon williams
8 years
Is this really what we have to choose from
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Brandon williams
10 years
How to not have friends
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10 years
Bitch said what? http://t.co/eCuQd19XEb
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4 years
I like wearing a mask... I just sang along to Paramore in public and nobody fucking knew bruh
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10 years
@ChillMasterSAM : @hawaiinshirts @JackJackJohnson idk man looks like he does http://t.co/AWweErLPwJ” not 1 bitch higher than a soft 6
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10 years
Gage looks so divorced http://t.co/Ruyo17rz7q
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@camerondallas : Society puts so much unnecessary pressure on teens.” This fucking kid think he got the whole world figured out lmao
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11 years
When she won't let you hit http://t.co/C2ZZaVMyoh
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10 years
Fiat just said fuck it and compared their new car to a boner
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10 years
Dudes who be asking for retweets for prom dates are the same mothafuckas that be like " where my hug "
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11 years
Fresh line up , put the game in a casket http://t.co/SfXCebQjoB
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Brandon williams
9 years
Goodbye yoga pants season , hello booty hanging out the got damn shorts season
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11 years
Never give up
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