was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work
dating history:
-guy that lived in a tree
-guy that hissed at people
-guy that rummaged through dumpsters
-guy that lived in a dumpster
-guy that ate bugs
-guy that was only awake at night
-guy that killed rats and also ate them
if i like you i’ll gift you random trinkets like a crow giving their human shiny objects in exchange for food but instead of food i just want attention🙂