Gonna fucking end myself after looking at the first shot of Caitlyn vs the last one for the season pls you can feel all the pain and desperation on her face
Evelynn after spending an hour translating for Ahri: hm... kai'sa what's that one phrase
Kai'sa :?
Evelynn : you know... The dick is always thicker in someone else's hand
Kai'sa :...
Kai'sa : THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE???
Evelynn : ah yes thank you
Random citizens in Zaun about to get beat up everyday because two bitches with blue hair and pronouns have beef with each other and couldn't just take it to nearest parking lot
Cackling at riot somehow immediately killing the vibe after everybody was enjoying these new champ icons 😭😭😭 like it has to be some type of talent at this point
Fuck it! The era is over imma start roasting them, we talk about kai'sa and evelynn being thots but we don't talk about Ahri "2 millimeters from showing my whole ass cheeks" Foxy Kim
We're always talking shit on Vi's haircut but if we really wanna talk about somebody with a fuckass haircut she's (barely...) escaping the allegations cause she's constantly serving cunt
Akali: Kai'sa... I have a crush on you
Kai'sa: I... know?
Akali: You know?? How?
Kai'sa: We’re dating?
Akali: No we’re not?
Kai'sa, voice cracking: W-we’re not?
Evelynn is the one designing all the KDA outfits so can you imagine her taking kai'sa measurements and being like "kai'sa please stop getting buff I'm tired of refitting those outfits" and then she just said fuck it only sleeveless tops for you
List of female champs that are confirmed to be not straight and you should remember it:
-Lux
-Diana
-Taliyah (still experimenting)
-Evelynn
-Samira
-Neeko
Not to be a hoe on main but ahri's eyes were clearly slitted when she was upset about akalis comment but were normal the rest of time so... Ahri pupils do change like a cat when she's mad? I am going to simp harder? Probably.
Cheerleader Ahri: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Kai'sa, literally in the middle of a match: ....Sure. What’s your favorite color?
Ahri: Triangle. Do you like girls?
I feel like you guys don't understand that the splash art is showing Sivir literally walking away from the sun disk and looking in the completely opposing direction that's why she's not jumping around and twisting her back. It's storytelling 😭😭
Men were literally shitting pissing and crying over Shyvana not being pretty and petite anymore in her rework just last week.... Also those are 3 white women 2 of which are literally twins...
Evelynn: Akali and Ahri haven't eaten their sandwiches.
Kai'sa: Ok, just throw them out.
[Later]
Evelynn: *helping Akali and Ahri pack suitcases* Look I'm as surprised as you are