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@happyjebus

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The home of the happy Jebus. We hope to enlighten and entertain you. Yes Jebus Loves You... Can you sing along?

your imaginary friend
Joined March 2012
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@happyjebus
Happy Jebus
12 years
@FBombMoms Good lord, it's been a long time. Blessings all over you and your little family. #jebus #youareblessed
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Happy Jebus
12 years
@writerlulu I see you follow. Bless you my child.
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@happyjebus
Happy Jebus
12 years
Stop me if you know this one; If I get 1 million likes on Facebook my dad will let me come back. #jebus #jesus
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Happy Jebus
12 years
@milleradri Ah, my sweet dear, I missed Valentine's Day. But I've been watching you on Facebook. You seem blessed.
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@happyjebus
Happy Jebus
12 years
Who are these silly tweeting sinners, Twitter suggests I follow. HA, I say.
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Happy Jebus
12 years
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Happy Jebus
12 years
RT @loveisrespect: Excited about all the great things our Youth Advisory Board is doing for #teenDVmonth! - http://t.co/liHHYbxB
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@happyjebus
Happy Jebus
12 years
.@i_m_Kristen My child, you are blessed indeed. Happy Jebus says it's so.
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Happy Jebus
12 years
Lance is not coming to my house any time soon. http://t.co/ZxPD7j7h
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@happyjebus
Happy Jebus
12 years
@Jamixdvyjpmud My Child, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL. Stop spamming Jebus.
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Happy Jebus
12 years
Oh heavenly dad, I just followed Justin Bieber. Does that mean I should watch his movie, too? I'm afraid I'm not fond of the boy.
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Happy Jebus
12 years
@FBombMoms HELLO my child. I have missed you greatly. I hope that you are warm and prosperous thus far in the year of our lord, me.
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Happy Jebus
12 years
RT @FBombMoms: @happyjebus thank you :-) Hope He's not complaining about me (have to get in line for that, or take a number)
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Happy Jebus
12 years
@IsItJesus Good lord, I'm glad you found me. Or I found you. It's me, JEBUS.
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Happy Jebus
12 years
@DoniLillis You've been blessed by Jebus. And your sweet family too.
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@happyjebus
Happy Jebus
12 years
@milleradri I am sorry. Up here, in heaven, when your mac goes down, it takes forever for Steve Jobs to come fix it. I'm back, yr blessed.
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@happyjebus
Happy Jebus
12 years
Blessings of the night going out to all who follow the true Jebus. [[[[[[[blesssssssss]]]]]]]]] You are healed, go forth and Tweet the truth
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@happyjebus
Happy Jebus
12 years
RT @analbeadmary: My dick is just about as erect as @happyjebus on viagra
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