“a 1/4 lb burger with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and a secret sauce; topped with grilled jalapeños, grilled habaneros, pepper-jack cheese, and Nitro sauce (advertised as 10,000,000 Scoville units); and served on a jalapeno and cheddar-infused bun,”
imagine: attending UT, you’re late to film class first day. nervously, you walk into class hoping not to be noticed when the professor pauses for a moment, and right as you think you’re in the deep of it he pulls a doobie out his coat pocket and says: “alright, alright, alright”
really hitting me that 660 dollars a month in rent means is the same as paying 330 dollars every two weeks which is the same as paying 165 a week which is the same as paying 23 dollars a day which is the same as paying almost a dollar each hour JUST TO HAVE SOMEWHERE I CAN SLEEP
asked my waiter at Chilis for her number and she didn’t give it to me, even after I had explained to that fourth wave feminism is diminishing my chances of dating AND that it’s been scientifically proven nice guys finish last bc women are heartless animals
meeting with parole officer today went great. i pray on my knees everyday that i may be relinquished of my sins. i also would like to kick my crack addiction and possibly my klepto tendencies to the curb. everyday i fight harder. til next time twitter
it's official! my best friend
@Jivan_689
is starting his 20's in the middle of a global pandemic 🥂 we used to talk about how we'd travel the world together at this age 😂 😂
#happybirthday
this has been on my mind for a while but IB kids act like ToK is the first time they’ve been confronted with abstract thought like teach will be over here all “what if we don’t truly exist” and students will be like “word?” like what kind of lame shit boggled you as a child