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which table y’all sittin at
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@thonkinblue22
@ilike2run711
@HehasglasseS
@undrcover_ninja
@waitdremo
I was there, he ended up fighting off the assailants and taking everyone else out to dinner, was really unnecessary but he just wanted to make sure we were all safe and okay. thank you
@ilike2run711
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IB students when they see their friend out of dress code and they have to inform the principal
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me in thirty years at the Heights Class of 2019 reunion stealing plastic forks and avoiding eye contact with everyone in the room
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my dad had to help me download chrome today and i’m going into computer sciences
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you make-
-my earth quake❌
-me un poco loco❌
-me wanna say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh ✅
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girls out here crusading now, watch your back fellas
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“a 1/4 lb burger with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and a secret sauce; topped with grilled jalapeños, grilled habaneros, pepper-jack cheese, and Nitro sauce (advertised as 10,000,000 Scoville units); and served on a jalapeno and cheddar-infused bun,”
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when my friends want me to hang later but i haven’t walked my dog yet:
pero mi perro
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imagine: attending UT, you’re late to film class first day. nervously, you walk into class hoping not to be noticed when the professor pauses for a moment, and right as you think you’re in the deep of it he pulls a doobie out his coat pocket and says: “alright, alright, alright”
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fighting the urge to smoke a fatty every time i find a cool new show to watch
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never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or an uvalde cop why they refuse to reveal bodycam footage from last month
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just found out some people are actively against turning right on red, when will this nightmare end
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really hitting me that 660 dollars a month in rent means is the same as paying 330 dollars every two weeks which is the same as paying 165 a week which is the same as paying 23 dollars a day which is the same as paying almost a dollar each hour JUST TO HAVE SOMEWHERE I CAN SLEEP
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like this and I’ll post below something (video/gif/picture/etc) that reminds me of you
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The End of the F***ing World is so beautiful, so fresh and just so real
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my newest film is a rom com, who knew you could find love in such unexpected places ✌🏻😌❤️❤️
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crazy how everyone sleep different 🤔like i sleep on my back, my bro sleeps on his side
n heights high school sleeps on their theatre department
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asked my waiter at Chilis for her number and she didn’t give it to me, even after I had explained to that fourth wave feminism is diminishing my chances of dating AND that it’s been scientifically proven nice guys finish last bc women are heartless animals
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meeting with parole officer today went great. i pray on my knees everyday that i may be relinquished of my sins. i also would like to kick my crack addiction and possibly my klepto tendencies to the curb. everyday i fight harder. til next time twitter
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in class I swear IB students act like they never got shit to do but up on Twitter they be riding the IB struggle bandwagon like it’s they job
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it's official! my best friend
@Jivan_689
is starting his 20's in the middle of a global pandemic 🥂 we used to talk about how we'd travel the world together at this age 😂 😂
#happybirthday
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we look cute here
Tell my why this looks like every bi girl with her scrawny gamer boyfriend
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anybody else not checked their final grades bc that’s in the past and we moving on now
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hey twitter i bet you haven't seen someone so sauced up sexual style
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a film class with THE matthew mcconaughey is a class i would never skip, gg UT
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camped for 3 days no cell phone and come back to find the president in a peach
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am I quirky doe? if I’m quirky doe then lmk by rting and commenting below
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y’all gotta chill with your tattoos man y’all post about them like they’re new albums or something
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Thanos be like:
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I keep telling my dad there will be a chaperon at the party, I’ve failed to mention the fact that I’m talking about Dominic Chaperon
@dommyboi023
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IB students after planting drugs on other IB students in order to secure their school ranking against any and all competition
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life was so much sweeter when I went to school with a Berenstain Bears book and Goosebumps in my backpack instead of a laptop and folder
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this has been on my mind for a while but IB kids act like ToK is the first time they’ve been confronted with abstract thought like teach will be over here all “what if we don’t truly exist” and students will be like “word?” like what kind of lame shit boggled you as a child
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wife's new bf is lowkey kinda chill tho, had to snap a few photos for the tl
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the way i'd be kissing that mf two seconds in sloppy hot tongue kissing right in front of everybody
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ted cruz pls pls pls pls pls stop breathing
In South Texas, we’re seeing
#COVID
positivity rates rising and it’s a direct result of illegal aliens being released into communities.
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insanely fucked up that if you see a bear in real life your only options are to shout rudely at them until they leave or just die
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"they're still going to riot" - guy who thinks the legal system magically fixed itself after putting one cop in prison
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bitches n hoes: “I’m swearing off bending over backwards for any cute guy or girl this year”
bitches n hoes in 2019 the first chance we get:
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Sharing the good word of the
#heightshigh
#writingcenter
all the way over in Crete, Greece. This one’s for you
@LucySeward1
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seeing someone like my tweet then immediately text me like they just remembered i exist ❤️
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leaving school early on your birthday
Trump drives by the press and supporters outside Walter Reed hospital.
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Food delivery ads be like: don't stress about cooking, just have two tacos for the price of a Plan B
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hope i don't accidentally run into anyone under the mistletoe this year ha ha that would mean we'd have to kiss
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me: man i went off on these eggs
my mom: what
me: i did good on these eggs
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im mad. im really really mad. why are videos of selling feet pics in the up next portion of my youtube videos
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idc if you're sleeping with the girl i love i make original funny content bro all you do is retweet stuff we are not the same
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i wore my gay straight alliance shirt today knowing damn well i dont ally with the straights
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in middle school a girl that liked my little pony and dressed like an anime character made me feel sad about enjoying the lego movie shit was bonkers
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